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Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)

Started by Juana, October 04, 2012, 04:31:11 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Richter

Quote from: CAKE on October 29, 2012, 01:45:35 AM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 29, 2012, 01:25:12 AM
My head is full of Richter tonight.

I need to sharpen someone.

Look out, Tucson.  :lol:

This has gone beyond my contingencies.  If I'm lucky the East Coast will be lacerated free and surf the hurricane out of the way.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Richter, Baron von on October 29, 2012, 02:06:02 AM
Quote from: CAKE on October 29, 2012, 01:45:35 AM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 29, 2012, 01:25:12 AM
My head is full of Richter tonight.

I need to sharpen someone.

Look out, Tucson.  :lol:

This has gone beyond my contingencies.  If I'm lucky the East Coast will be lacerated free and surf the hurricane out of the way.

Thank you, Richter, for showing me that "putting your nose to the grindstone" can be literally interpreted.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 28, 2012, 09:12:15 PM
Quote from: Nigel The Rock-Throwing Goth on October 28, 2012, 08:09:21 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 28, 2012, 07:24:06 PM
Bob Hope Mind Laz0rz! http://abbottgran.wordpress.com/2011/01/20/yes-bob-hope-is-violently-insane/

What is UP with the Bob Hope thing?? In the early 90's I worked downtown at an espresso bar and we had a crazy homeless guy regular who was convinced that Bob Hope was controlling his mind.

Maybe he WAS.

Jesus is our hope.
"Bob" is our hope.
Jesus is our "Bob"
Jesus is "Bob" hope.

Quoted for 
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Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 29, 2012, 01:05:51 AM
Quote from: Nigel The Rock-Throwing Goth on October 29, 2012, 01:01:47 AM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 29, 2012, 12:52:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel The Rock-Throwing Goth on October 29, 2012, 12:48:37 AM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 29, 2012, 12:46:26 AM
Quote from: Nigel The Rock-Throwing Goth on October 28, 2012, 10:46:46 PM
Quote from: Net on October 28, 2012, 10:17:50 PM
I misread your name today:

Nigel: The Goth-Throwing Rock Opera.

:eek:

:lulz: I like that!

DOING THIS.

BAD POETRY HOSRIE, AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!  :hosrie:

OMG!  :lol: This is scary, but YAY!

Off to watch Bat Out of Hell for inspiration.

Also, to have a giggle at Meatloaf, who is probably going to federal prison.

:lol: Wait, what? Why?

Vote fraud:

http://www.fark.com/comments/7403753/Meat-Loaf-gets-pinched-in-voter-fraud-accusation

Apparently, there is something that happens to people when they go ultra-right wing.  First, they start accusing democrats of fraudulent voting.  Then they go do it themselves.

OOOOOH, that goes on FACEBOOK  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Nephew Twiddleton

I like the idea of meatloaf going to federal prison. Does this make me a bad person?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

tyrannosaurus vex

Meat Loaf gets "pinched."

I love newspaper puns.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Nephew Twiddleton

I think im missing the pun.

My stepfather uses the word pinched instead of arrested.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Anna Mae Bollocks

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS


Nephew Twiddleton

Well i guess i wont be eating bread anytime soon...
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Anna Mae Bollocks

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Nephew Twiddleton

Believe it or not stelz i dont understand quite a few turns of phrase or cultural references. Not sure how it worked out that way but there it is.

I also
-probably have not seen the movie your talking about
-dont know what song/artist your talking about
-am unaware of the meme just used unless it involves nigel and tomahawks (on the grounds that im not a bitch of course)
-do not understand what that acronym means.

I will not admit these things if i dont have too and can figure them out in context. This also applies in real life.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

East Coast Hustle

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypseâ„¢

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

In pursuit of procrastinating my homework (unsuccessfully) I discovered that the Winter term class schedule is up, so I picked out my classes. Statistics, chemistry, and more psychology. Yay! I wanted to take trig, but the teacher had shitty ratings and the stats teacher had good ratings. I'll hang onto the trig book for maybe Summer term or something.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."