Post.
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 03, 2011, 09:15:50 AM
Post.
I was kind of expecting more than
that, after everything I'd heard about you.
Really? And I thought I was known for starting things off with a nut tap :cry:
God knows what the hell kind of history discordians pass down. I'm willing to bet 114% is true and 46% is partially true...
Anyway, that was kind of the idea, let everyone run wild with it for a bit and see what pops up (I figured some good old fashioned slander and pot shots were in order), but it seems the activity isn't high enough to warrant much atm.
Wait a second did somebody make an alterna
:cramstipated:
HOLY GODDAMN SHIT FUCK SWEET MERCIFUL YOUUUU WHY I OUGHTA YOUUUU
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/damnucramulus.gif)
I MEAN COME ON, JESUS FUCKING -- IF IT ISN'T WHAAAAT?
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/damnucramulus.gif)
sERIOUSLY its like GODDAMN FOAM.. SHIT... eyeball twitching ... COMING.... I'M COMING!
AAHHHhhhhhhh hhhh
oh hey it's that guy
how's it going, guy
Good to see you too Cramulus :ECH:
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on July 03, 2011, 09:48:55 AM
oh hey it's that guy
how's it going, guy
Not bad, just chillin.
I heard a rumor TGGR passed. Just came to pay my respects. In some fashion I think that would piss him off more than shitting on his grave. *tips hat*
It seems consistent with me being allowed back. I tried coming back once like ... while ago ... and was denied.
:lulz: ahhh welcome. Really good to see you over here, no joke. A bit surreal. Hope everything's going kickass. In some ways, you have been missed.
Handshakes over fists, Cramulus
We need autoplay ITT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8f2mW1GFSI
@cram
Well I have certainly missed PD and am certainly sad to hear about TGRR and am trying really hard not to end this sentence with the FAP emoticon.
I'm certain I'll never want bother to live up to anyone's expectations (?) for the great prophecy of my return (?) but hopefully there's good lulz to be had while I'm still allowed to post :mrgreen:
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on July 03, 2011, 10:11:24 AM
We need autoplay ITT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8f2mW1GFSI
QFT, I am the one and only 80's teenage heart throb.
:lulz: This shit is raping my ears but I can't bring myself to make it stop.
Hmm, I'm skeptical.
Well, if it is really you, I can tell you that you have become somewhat of a barometer in these parts for other failed trolls that have shown up trying to tell us what's what and give us a go.
Though, some of your YouTube videos make you a hard act to follow. Especially in those sparkly suits. :D
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 03, 2011, 10:18:27 AM
@cram
Well I have certainly missed PD and am certainly sad to hear about TGRR and am trying really hard not to end this sentence with the FAP emoticon.
I'm certain I'll never want bother to live up to anyone's expectations (?) for the great prophecy of my return (?) but hopefully there's good lulz to be had while I'm still allowed to post :mrgreen:
Lulz of the international variety (?)
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on July 03, 2011, 11:15:27 AM
Well, if it is really you, I can tell you that you have become somewhat of a barometer in these parts for other failed trolls that have shown up trying to tell us what's what and give us a go.
Though, some of your YouTube videos make you a hard act to follow. Especially in those sparkly suits. :D
Funny that, I wasn't trolling when I started out, but it turned into that even though I didn't really know anything about trolling until after I left.
I am well aware of how my legacy was used. See "A toast".
It is the real me though, but go and be skeptical if it pleases you.
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on July 03, 2011, 11:16:34 AM
Lulz of the international variety (?)
It remains to be seen, but so far I'm having a good feeling :fap: :fap: :fap:
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 03, 2011, 11:28:16 AM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on July 03, 2011, 11:15:27 AM
Well, if it is really you, I can tell you that you have become somewhat of a barometer in these parts for other failed trolls that have shown up trying to tell us what's what and give us a go.
Though, some of your YouTube videos make you a hard act to follow. Especially in those sparkly suits. :D
Funny that, I wasn't trolling when I started out, but it turned into that even though I didn't really know anything about trolling until after I left.
I am well aware of how my legacy was used. See "A toast".
It is the real me though, but go and be skeptical if it pleases you.
Well, my skepticism partly comes form the fact that you have become something of an infamous character around here and I wouldn't put it past any of the more seasoned spags around here to fake the rest of us out. It's totally something I would do, and I can't always account for where I've been.
Honestly I'm surprised they haven't pulled this stunt before. I would have, and did a couple times under different circumstances on some forums I ran for a bit. It's good for a cheap gag when the lulz are low. There's even a handful of trolls that even pretend to be me once in a while just to stir extra drama when my name means something, so your skepticism is well understood and accepted.
http://www.facebook.com/A.kLoKwErK.kAoS (not like it isn't already public info to the staff)
That's the real me, as well as all the crap I posted in "Fucking Spam" under bring and brag
You gotta figure a profile that detailed and that much time to go look up my albums and spam them would be too much work for a cheap laugh. You can also note I've added Howl to my list since he brought me back. I doubt he would have taken the time to make this entire profile just to say "ha ha, you dun goofed!". Personally I'm too lazy for that kind of shit when there's plenty of other lower hanging fruit.
But go ahead and remain skeptical, it's cool. After a while the reality of the situation won't even matter because the new paradigm will have taken hold :fnord:
Yeah, I'm even more skeptical now.
I call alt.
Either way you should introduce yourself to Nigel. I hear she's a big fan of yours.
:lulz:
Alright.
I cast *summon Nigel*.
Nigel, you stand before the One True AKK, how do you plead?
I have a feeling there will be some venom here...
The one true AKK ;)
So I hear you are an international recording star now. So where did you record in Canada?
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 03, 2011, 12:58:42 PM
Alright.
I cast *summon Nigel*.
Nigel, you stand before the One True AKK, how do you plead?
I have a feeling there will be some venom here...
I've been your friend on Facebook for like a year. Honestly, I think you're completely amazing and have shared your website with hundreds of people.
So if by "venom" you mean "sheer unadulterated delight", then yes.
I'm sure that it must amuse you endlessly that you've achieved this level of infamy. :lulz:
Have you seen this? http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=22880.0
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/AKK47.png)
I'm sure we've got a ton of shitty MS Paint images in our vault which your face has been worked into.
For a while, if we spags were meeting up in 3D meatspace, it was traditional that somebody would hold up a printout of your face and everybody would look annoyed or horrified and somebody would snap a pic.
So umm. Who the fuck is this guy, and why should I care?
He's someone pretending to be an infamous PD troll, Ambassador Klok Kaos.
It's really him.
I wonder also...I mean isn't rwhn AKK's irl alt?
what is this i dont even
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 03, 2011, 02:58:03 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 03, 2011, 12:58:42 PM
Alright.
I cast *summon Nigel*.
Nigel, you stand before the One True AKK, how do you plead?
I have a feeling there will be some venom here...
I've been your friend on Facebook for like a year. Honestly, I think you're completely amazing and have shared your website with hundreds of people.
*squints eyes*
(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/dont-know-if-want.jpg)
Quote from: Cramulus on July 03, 2011, 04:45:14 PM
I'm sure that it must amuse you endlessly that you've achieved this level of infamy. :lulz:
Have you seen this? http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=22880.0
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/AKK47.png)
I'm sure we've got a ton of shitty MS Paint images in our vault which your face has been worked into.
For a while, if we spags were meeting up in 3D meatspace, it was traditional that somebody would hold up a printout of your face and everybody would look annoyed or horrified and somebody would snap a pic.
Damn, only #2. :argh!:
I'm looking forward to reading the thread of the polesmoker that outdid me. :)
As far as actually being an infamous warning sign in a Discordian community, as a Discordian it's pretty lulzy and embrace the notion of being a giant turd in the histories (as I suppose that's about the only honor one might properly get), as a monkey I could take it or leave it. Never had any real issues crop up because of it as most Discordians are too lazy to bother.
For example, if this Nigel person is to be believed, they sat on my friends list for a year, possibly reporting back here to snicker about me in private, but ultimately being harmless.
Oh holy shit. I think my brain just exploded.
Used to be called BMW. I remember reaming you in one thread. No hard feelings I hope.
Even if it is an alt, just seeing that name on this board again fills me with rage.
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on July 03, 2011, 06:38:10 PM
Oh holy shit. I think my brain just exploded.
Used to be called BMW. I remember reaming you in one thread. No hard feelings I hope.
'Course not, I'm here in good fun :D
I sorta recall the SN, but forgive if I don't recall the specifics. I forgot about most of this place cept for a few:
Cramulus had some fun whimzy and tossed me my first meatspin
TGRR was a fountain of frothy rage
LMNO I remember being a wet blanket (jizz) and
There was one bhuddist dude that was also kind into physics. I don't remember the SN, but they had an anime pic as the avi. I recall because the debates I had with them where I got truly spanked sparked my own interest with physics and philosophy.
There was a couple chill people in between and a lot of clones too. Sorry if I don't remember everyone :treefucker:
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 03, 2011, 06:46:17 PM
Even if it is an alt, just seeing that name on this board again fills me with rage.
This is the appropriate response. Get angry and insult me for ten pages or you're being lazy.
Howl, I am going to infiltrate your dreams with nightmares about zombie kittens raping Pit Bulls.
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 03, 2011, 06:52:01 PM
Howl, I am going to infiltrate your dreams with nightmares about zombie kittens raping Pit Bulls.
yup, lazy. :lulz:
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on July 03, 2011, 05:41:03 PM
He's someone pretending to be an infamous PD troll, Ambassador Klok Kaos.
It's him.
He gives SCIENCE! a bad name.
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 03, 2011, 08:01:43 PM
He gives SCIENCE! a bad name.
So did Oppenheimer, and look how HE turned out!
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 03, 2011, 08:01:43 PM
He gives SCIENCE! a bad name.
(http://th94.photobucket.com/albums/l88/Matt19871/th_enjoy.jpg)
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 03, 2011, 06:49:44 PM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on July 03, 2011, 06:38:10 PM
Oh holy shit. I think my brain just exploded.
Used to be called BMW. I remember reaming you in one thread. No hard feelings I hope.
'Course not, I'm here in good fun :D
I sorta recall the SN, but forgive if I don't recall the specifics. I forgot about most of this place cept for a few:
Cramulus had some fun whimzy and tossed me my first meatspin
TGRR was a fountain of frothy rage
LMNO I remember being a wet blanket (jizz) and
There was one bhuddist dude that was also kind into physics. I don't remember the SN, but they had an anime pic as the avi. I recall because the debates I had with them where I got truly spanked sparked my own interest with physics and philosophy.
There was a couple chill people in between and a lot of clones too. Sorry if I don't remember everyone :treefucker:
Yeah. BMW = Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe. Now I've got a masters degree in Entomology.
Very cool, good to run into you again... When you're bored please do pick apart a paper I have. I think running it through the pd shredder would do it some good. It's a lengthy read though. Debate and philosophy is still one of my fav passtimes. :fnord:
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 03, 2011, 06:28:43 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on July 03, 2011, 04:45:14 PM
I'm sure that it must amuse you endlessly that you've achieved this level of infamy. :lulz:
Have you seen this? http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=22880.0
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/AKK47.png)
I'm sure we've got a ton of shitty MS Paint images in our vault which your face has been worked into.
For a while, if we spags were meeting up in 3D meatspace, it was traditional that somebody would hold up a printout of your face and everybody would look annoyed or horrified and somebody would snap a pic.
Damn, only #2. :argh!:
I'm looking forward to reading the thread of the polesmoker that outdid me. :)
As far as actually being an infamous warning sign in a Discordian community, as a Discordian it's pretty lulzy and embrace the notion of being a giant turd in the histories (as I suppose that's about the only honor one might properly get), as a monkey I could take it or leave it. Never had any real issues crop up because of it as most Discordians are too lazy to bother.
For example, if this Nigel person is to be believed, they sat on my friends list for a year, possibly reporting back here to snicker about me in private, but ultimately being harmless.
We've interacted quite a bit over the last couple of years, on other forums.
It took me several months to convince my ex-boyfriend that you're a real person.
I am indeed the man, myth and legend, though as I posted elsewhere there are a handful of imposters that I am aware of, probably more, some friends, some lulzy, some fail.
Not believing i'm real though.... That's simply outlandish...
Anyhow, all bs asside, it's good to be back.
This is unworldly weirdness, to see you back here. :lulz:
QuoteNot believing i'm real though.... That's simply outlandish...
My fuck, the jokes we made... :lulz: Outlandish was like the Pee Wee Playhouse word of the day around here for a while.
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 04, 2011, 01:13:44 AM
I am indeed the man, myth and legend, though as I posted elsewhere there are a handful of imposters that I am aware of, probably more, some friends, some lulzy, some fail.
Not believing i'm real though.... That's simply outlandish...
Anyhow, all bs asside, it's good to be back.
No, he was convinced the AKK character was a joke for the longest time. I think you've interacted with him; I made him friend you in an effort to prove that you're a real person.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 03:13:11 AM
No, he was convinced the AKK character was a joke for the longest time. I think you've interacted with him; I made him friend you in an effort to prove that you're a real person.
Not the first time I've been confused for an effigy either.
Admittedly though, I do encourage a lot of that with my antics I would say if someone doesn't know me they might confuse a lot of various shit I do and say as genuine. Believe it or not I am actually occasionally known to act like a human being, it's rare though. I only behave that with friends though, and generally only when required by social convention for whatever that's worth. :/
AKK, you're more than a real person. You are an ARCHETYPE.
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 09:14:41 AM
AKK, you're more than a real person. You are an ARCHETYPE.
I'm sure you meant that in the kindest possible way.
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 04, 2011, 09:17:33 AM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 04, 2011, 09:14:41 AM
AKK, you're more than a real person. You are an ARCHETYPE.
I'm sure you meant that in the kindest possible way.
More like awestruck. But yeah.
It's obviously my sex appeal.
This thread is going places.
AKK, we've never interacted, but I've put your head on a whole bunch of strange shit. I think I included you in a comic once.
That's a relationship, of sorts.
I hear you have a website?
Quote from: Farka Zarcoberg on July 04, 2011, 12:45:27 PM
This thread is going places.
AKK, we've never interacted, but I've put your head on a whole bunch of strange shit. I think I included you in a comic once.
That's a relationship, of sorts.
I hear you have a website?
I think I might have seen one, it was plastered with some WOMP logos.
Yerp, website and other crap is listed here: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=29630.msg1068422#new
This is indeed the AKK I remember. Friendly, kind of full of himself, seems kind of allright--right up until he shits all over you and you wonder why you ever wasted your time in the first place.
Me being me, I'll walk right into that, again :)
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 04, 2011, 03:05:22 PM
This is indeed the AKK I remember. Friendly, kind of full of himself, seems kind of allright--right up until he shits all over you and you wonder why you ever wasted your time in the first place.
Me being me, I'll walk right into that, again :)
I actually did evaluate how that shitting process works in another thread, it's a process of evaluation. It's nothing personal :D
Something about your SN really gets under my skin and puts me in a :crankey: mood.
Your music sounds overcooked and you (or whoever is doing your mix downs) should throw out your compressor because you're clearly unsure of what to do with it.
Some of your old threads are fucking golden shit storms and I'm glad I read them front to back.
Nice to meet you AKK
Quote from: Disco Pickle on July 05, 2011, 08:30:24 PM
Something about your SN really gets under my skin and puts me in a :crankey: mood.
You're music sounds overcooked and you (or whoever is doing your mix downs) should throw out your compressor because you're clearly unsure of what to do with it.
Some of your old threads are fucking golden shit storms and I'm glad I read them front to back.
Nice to meet you AKK
Something about your SN really gets under my skin and puts me in a :crankey: mood. (http://download.manycam.com/tpls/img/Icons/(Psychonaut)_Zalgo%2BAwesome_2009-11-1_08-56-43_248x186.png)
You're music sounds overcooked and you (or whoever is doing your mix downs) should throw out your compressor because you're clearly unsure of what to do with it.This is a correct statement. I strive for Cognitive Dissonance. It appears I am successful :D
Some of your old threads are fucking golden shit storms and I'm glad I read them front to back.I'm still afraid of what I might find if I go back and read through that shitsack. Glad to know that turd polished up nice with age though :D
Nice to meet you AKKYou too, looking forward to hearing some of your mixes since you seem to have an idea of what you're talking about.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/klokoutlandish.jpg)
Don't bother, he got banned.
again?
just couldn't help himself?
Why was he banned?
Just curious.
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on July 06, 2011, 04:30:08 PM
Why was he banned?
Just curious.
On account of:
1. Early 2007 being repeated at warp speed, and
2. His insistence via PM of his right to ninja link people to scat porn (also mentioned in the intro thread). Being at work is apparently your responsibility, and his right to the funny trumps your right to have a job.
If this is considered to be unfair, or is somehow going to be a huge fucking deal, I'll unban him, and then someone can tell me when he's gone again, because I'm not going to stand around and watch.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 04:34:13 PM
2. His insistence via PM of his right to ninja link people to scat porn (also mentioned in the intro thread). Being at work is apparently your responsibility, and his right to the funny trumps your right to have a job.
Based upon this, I fully support your actions.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 04:34:13 PM
If this is considered to be unfair, or is somehow going to be a huge fucking deal, I'll unban him, and then someone can tell me when he's gone again, because I'm not going to stand around and watch.
nah man it's not a big deal, I don't agree but I know he drives everyone round the twist so if people are happier with him gone then hard luck for him.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on July 06, 2011, 04:36:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 04:34:13 PM
2. His insistence via PM of his right to ninja link people to scat porn (also mentioned in the intro thread). Being at work is apparently your responsibility, and his right to the funny trumps your right to have a job.
Based upon this, I fully support your actions.
THIS!!!
For some of us, being here at all can essentially get us fired, porn will get us prosecuted as well....
Okay, well I can understand it based upon #2. I just hadn't seen anything egregious. Lots of annoying, for sure. I was just curious is all.
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on July 06, 2011, 06:42:27 PM
Okay, well I can understand it based upon #2. I just hadn't seen anything egregious. Lots of annoying, for sure. I was just curious is all.
Yeah, wasn't pissed at you and Phox. It was the PMs that got up my ass.
Is this Mah Fnord and/or A Klokwerk Kaos on FB?
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 07, 2011, 01:02:14 AM
Is this Mah Fnord and/or A Klokwerk Kaos on FB?
Mah Fnord is the poster formerly known as Yatto. He is separate from AKK.
So thats who that is...
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 07, 2011, 02:10:30 AM
So thats who that is...
Yeah, and now the little shitball is messaging everyone on my friends list because I blocked him, telling them all the HORRIBLE truth about me.
:lulz:
Havent checked fb yet but will be home in about ten min. Hopefully this storm will hold off from starting for the duration of this walk
Blocked his ass. Waiting to see how many alts pop up.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2011, 02:13:07 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 07, 2011, 02:10:30 AM
So thats who that is...
Yeah, and now the little shitball is messaging everyone on my friends list because I blocked him, telling them all the HORRIBLE truth about me.
:lulz:
Hrm, he seems to have missed me. :cry:
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 07, 2011, 02:23:39 AM
Havent checked fb yet but will be home in about ten min. Hopefully this storm will hold off from starting for the duration of this walk
No such luck for the bolded.
Also didn't get any PMs.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2011, 02:13:07 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 07, 2011, 02:10:30 AM
So thats who that is...
Yeah, and now the little shitball is messaging everyone on my friends list because I blocked him, telling them all the HORRIBLE truth about me.
:lulz:
:lulz: as if we didn't already know HAR HAR HAR
:piss: