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Started by Cain, June 27, 2008, 07:37:15 PM

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#30
June 28, 2008, 01:53:13 AM
Quote from: Dysnomia on June 28, 2008, 01:50:36 AM
Teh Lizzie is 5'9 too.

I was halfway hoping that you'd go "martial artz masta" on their asses.  The cop bit was brilliant though.  Stupid fucks  :lulz:  If it makes you feel better, you can bat around Drama llama 1 for a bit.  ;)
DAMNIT  :argh!: i as hoping i was the tallest female here
5'7"... not good enough  :sad:

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#31
June 28, 2008, 02:01:07 AM
6'2". 
OP : Glad you got to watch the little punks get owned.  Town wannabe punks make me yearn to be back in the city, where idiots just get rolled or shot.
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#32
June 28, 2008, 02:11:02 AM
Quote from: Frederieke Noodle van der Orange on June 28, 2008, 01:53:13 AM
Quote from: Dysnomia on June 28, 2008, 01:50:36 AM
Teh Lizzie is 5'9 too.

I was halfway hoping that you'd go "martial artz masta" on their asses.  The cop bit was brilliant though.  Stupid fucks  :lulz:  If it makes you feel better, you can bat around Drama llama 1 for a bit.  ;)
DAMNIT  :argh!: i as hoping i was the tallest female here
5'7"... not good enough  :sad:

that's ok!  With a good pair of heels you still beat me.   :D
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#33
June 28, 2008, 08:10:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel on June 27, 2008, 11:43:05 PM
Also, I am now realizing how very very sexy short men are, because Boots is only 5'5". :)

Just now?  I've always known that. 
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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#34
June 28, 2008, 08:39:00 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on June 28, 2008, 08:10:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel on June 27, 2008, 11:43:05 PM
Also, I am now realizing how very very sexy short men are, because Boots is only 5'5". :)

Just now?  I've always known that. 

I have never really dated a guy who was close to my height before. It's rad! I can kiss him without it being awkward or getting a stiff neck. Other stuff too. :) Also I feel more like, I dunno, equals.
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#35
June 28, 2008, 08:55:10 AM
Quote from: Nigel on June 28, 2008, 08:39:00 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on June 28, 2008, 08:10:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel on June 27, 2008, 11:43:05 PM
Also, I am now realizing how very very sexy short men are, because Boots is only 5'5". :)

Just now?  I've always known that. 

I have never really dated a guy who was close to my height before. It's rad! I can kiss him without it being awkward or getting a stiff neck. Other stuff too. :) Also I feel more like, I dunno, equals.

Exactly!  Being too tall is definitely a dealbreaker for me.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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#36
June 28, 2008, 09:41:33 AM
fucking neds  :argh!:

I feel you Cain. Stupid cunts try to start shit in broad daylight with witnesses and the law doesnt help, what with them having this stupid prohibition thing about killing them, so your hands are pretty much tied.

As soon as they drop the retarded legislation I'm taking a machette out to play, do a spot of service to the community and prune down the shit that's piling up on the streets :evil:

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#37
June 29, 2008, 12:48:23 AM
Quote from: Frederieke Noodle van der Orange on June 28, 2008, 01:53:13 AM
Quote from: Dysnomia on June 28, 2008, 01:50:36 AM
Teh Lizzie is 5'9 too.

I was halfway hoping that you'd go "martial artz masta" on their asses.  The cop bit was brilliant though.  Stupid fucks  :lulz:  If it makes you feel better, you can bat around Drama llama 1 for a bit.  ;)
DAMNIT  :argh!: i as hoping i was the tallest female here
5'7"... not good enough  :sad:

6' 3" I win at the "tallest female on the board" game. (Though I think the Y chromosome makes it not count. :sad:)
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#38
June 29, 2008, 07:52:52 AM
Welcome to the monkey house, Cain.
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#39
June 30, 2008, 06:03:51 AM
i love that there was a cop right there.
little bitches  :lulz:


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#40
June 30, 2008, 06:05:04 AM
Quote from: Frederieke Noodle van der Orange on June 28, 2008, 01:53:13 AM
Quote from: Dysnomia on June 28, 2008, 01:50:36 AM
Teh Lizzie is 5'9 too.

I was halfway hoping that you'd go "martial artz masta" on their asses.  The cop bit was brilliant though.  Stupid fucks  :lulz:  If it makes you feel better, you can bat around Drama llama 1 for a bit.  ;)
DAMNIT  :argh!: i as hoping i was the tallest female here
5'7"... not good enough  :sad:

Har!  My 14 year old son is 6'3".   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysnomia

#41
June 30, 2008, 06:50:09 AM
you procreated?   :eek:
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#42
June 30, 2008, 07:07:02 AM
holy shit what a revelation
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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#43
June 30, 2008, 07:10:41 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on June 30, 2008, 07:07:02 AM
holy shit what a revelation

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#44
June 30, 2008, 07:13:55 AM
NO WONDER HES angry all the time
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".
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