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Started by unlike_someone, August 11, 2005, 06:22:42 PM

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CORNHOLIO

#45
August 20, 2005, 02:48:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerGood thing that isn't Eldora.
d00d, your av thingy is freakin me out, quit yelling at that lady, heh, your messin up her hair  n stuff
ARE YOU THREATENING ME??? IIII AAAMMMM COOORRRNNNHOOOLLIIOOOOO!!!!!!

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#46
August 20, 2005, 04:34:59 AM
Mary wished to say something very sensible, but knew not how.

East Coast Hustle

#47
August 20, 2005, 05:55:07 AM
"Hey, baby...you wanna go halves on a bastard?"
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Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

doubtless incident

#48
August 20, 2005, 05:26:00 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle"Hey, baby...you wanna go halves on a bastard?"
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yea. what ya gonna do with your half?
TIMMYYYYY!!!!!!

CORNHOLIO

#49
August 20, 2005, 05:55:32 PM
Once upon  a time

like , uh, lots of my books start like that and everything
ARE YOU THREATENING ME??? IIII AAAMMMM COOORRRNNNHOOOLLIIOOOOO!!!!!!
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