A better idea to sell to Dan Brown

[Suu]

Excellent.

[Mangrove]

This book has serious potential. Throw in Jack Nicholson and I promise to steal it off the internets.

nicholson gives good evil. let's make him the head publisher.

[LMNO]

Oh, and I'm not really evil. We need that twist in there. But the readers HAVE to find out before the leads do.

yes. we only think you're evil. turns out you've been trying to help your buddy, natalie portman save bran down from teh evil publishers.

But you die anyway.




EVERYONE DIES.

[LMNO]

Wait, I got another idea:


A NEW OLD TESTAMENT BOOK HAS BEEN FOUND, ONE THAT DESCRIBES THE TIME PERIOD RIGHT BEFORE YHVH HANDED DOWN THE 10 COMMANDMENTS, WHEN THE JEWS WERE WANDERING IN THE DESERT.

They didn't have the 10 commandments during this time, so murder, theft, perjury, and adultry were allowed. 

Could be interesting.

[Suu]

AND BI-SEXUAL ASSASSINS IN THIGH HIGH STILETTOS ARE KOSHER. SRSLY.

[LMNO]

Depends how you eat them.

[Suu]

With no salt or yeast, plz.

[LMNO]

How about a vodka-soaked tampon?

[Mangrove]

so it's less 'absolut' and more 'ass-pollute?'

[Suu]

PUT THAT IN THE BOOK.

Also, I think HIMEOBS needs to be mentioned. At least 5 times.

[LMNO]

Can someone photoshop an absolut bottle with a box of tampons, and tagline it, "ABSOLUT HIGH SCHOOL"?

[Suu]

*shudders*

Why can't kids just add vodka to their OJ in the morning like I did?

[LMNO]

BECAUSE IT TASTES BETTER IN THE ASS.

[Suu]

Blah. If they can't stomach the taste of hard liquor, maybe they need to grow the fuck up first.

[hunter s.durden]

One time in high school a bottle of Hot Damn busted in my bag and I smelled like a giant stick of Big Red.