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Started by hunter s.durden, October 14, 2012, 10:18:26 AM

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hunter s.durden

The other day I found that my mom had a travel guide for fucking Scotland!
However, she will not be taking me.

So, in order to complete my mission of punching you in the kayak, I need you to get back to your roots and commit a crime:
Kidnap my mom!

This way I can get all intense like in Taken and tell you about my skills. Then I'll come over, we'll have a few rounds (of PCP) and then you give her back.
I will PM her travel itinerary when I get it.

Sound good?
This space for rent.

P3nT4gR4m

Sounds fair, other than the - posted on the internets / confidentiality - issues you've raised. However, it's essentially a kidnapping job. It'll cost you more than a straightforward hit, since it's much harder work keeping someone alive than it is disposing of their leftovers.

I mention this in case you'd rather save some bucks. It is a recession, after all. Anyway, I'll PM you some ballparks in lieu of a comprehensive brief and we can take it from there.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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hunter s.durden

What?!
You're fucking charging me?
You're such a fucked up, greedy cunt.

I don't even have the fucking Buick anymore, I'm a Honda man now.
This space for rent.

NrrdGrrl

I'm telling your mother.
"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his rib cage."

"hunter s.durden is my God King, without him I am nothing. I would be proud to let him name our baby Taquito Bloodhawk."

"I am a huge idiot and stay logged in"