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Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#705
April 02, 2014, 02:20:50 PM
Quote from: Regret on April 02, 2014, 08:16:53 AM
I may be going on a business trip to Boulder, Colorado.

No need to pack your own patchouli...you'll find plenty there.
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

Junkenstein

#706
April 02, 2014, 03:33:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2014, 02:08:24 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 02, 2014, 08:33:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 01, 2014, 08:45:33 PM
England is out, in favor OF...


...More Texas.  :tgrr:

If it's any consolation, the two become more similar by the day. If you ignore the weather anyway.

Wait, wait, England may be back in the running.

Keep me in the know. I'd make a point of planning my month accordingly.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Reginald Ret

#707
April 02, 2014, 04:27:51 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on April 02, 2014, 02:20:50 PM
Quote from: Regret on April 02, 2014, 08:16:53 AM
I may be going on a business trip to Boulder, Colorado.

No need to pack your own patchouli...you'll find plenty there.
I'm looking forward to it. The only person from our warehouse there i've met is quite a character. His uncle apparently makes moonshine and he managed to piss off our scottish coworker by refering to bourbon as whiskey. There are few things as hilarious as seeing a scotsman stomping through the warehouse muttering incoherently about 'fucking Yanks'.

Come to think of it, I expected myself to refuse such an offer on account of my dislike of being molested for wanting to cross a border. Sure, they have machines doing most of the molesting but that doesn't change the principle of the thing. But apparently i have no spine and will just say yes whenever a free trip to the other side of the world is offered.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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EK WAFFLR

#708
April 02, 2014, 05:51:02 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 02, 2014, 03:33:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2014, 02:08:24 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 02, 2014, 08:33:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 01, 2014, 08:45:33 PM
England is out, in favor OF...


...More Texas.  :tgrr:

If it's any consolation, the two become more similar by the day. If you ignore the weather anyway.

Wait, wait, England may be back in the running.

Keep me in the know. I'd make a point of planning my month accordingly.

And I must prepare the longboat. It's gonna be a long drive.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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The Good Reverend Roger

#709
April 02, 2014, 05:52:38 PM
Quote from: Allfather Waffles on April 02, 2014, 05:51:02 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 02, 2014, 03:33:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2014, 02:08:24 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 02, 2014, 08:33:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 01, 2014, 08:45:33 PM
England is out, in favor OF...


...More Texas.  :tgrr:

If it's any consolation, the two become more similar by the day. If you ignore the weather anyway.

Wait, wait, England may be back in the running.

Keep me in the know. I'd make a point of planning my month accordingly.

And I must prepare the longboat. It's gonna be a long drive.

:lol:

Remember to sail on the left.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#710
April 02, 2014, 06:00:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2014, 05:52:38 PM
Quote from: Allfather Waffles on April 02, 2014, 05:51:02 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 02, 2014, 03:33:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2014, 02:08:24 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 02, 2014, 08:33:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 01, 2014, 08:45:33 PM
England is out, in favor OF...


...More Texas.  :tgrr:

If it's any consolation, the two become more similar by the day. If you ignore the weather anyway.

Wait, wait, England may be back in the running.

Keep me in the know. I'd make a point of planning my month accordingly.

And I must prepare the longboat. It's gonna be a long drive.

:lol:

Remember to sail on the left.

I was just going to install a plough on the bow, but perhaps your way is easier.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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P3nT4gR4m

#711
April 02, 2014, 06:15:24 PM
If you two insane fucks are planning on arriving on my landmass I want in. If fact, I demand it :evil:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#712
April 02, 2014, 06:30:10 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 02, 2014, 06:15:24 PM
If you two insane fucks are planning on arriving on my landmass I want in. If fact, I demand it :evil:

Wouldn't have it any other way.

There will be shitty beer.  There will be bad music.  Things will not turn out for the best.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#713
April 02, 2014, 06:37:17 PM
I have a weeks leave still to take. I was going to use it for some impending honeymoon shenanigans but this sounds more important!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#714
April 02, 2014, 06:37:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2014, 06:30:10 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 02, 2014, 06:15:24 PM
If you two insane fucks are planning on arriving on my landmass I want in. If fact, I demand it :evil:

Wouldn't have it any other way.

There will be shitty beer.  There will be bad music.  Things will not turn out for the best.

Send pictures!
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

#715
April 02, 2014, 06:37:54 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 02, 2014, 06:37:17 PM
I have a weeks leave still to take. I was going to use it for some impending honeymoon shenanigans but this sounds more important!

Um, this is definitely not for sure.  Honeymoon shenanigans take priority.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#716
April 02, 2014, 06:41:29 PM
I'm working on a substantial Latin text that needs to be memorized or as least easily queued from my wax tablet for Saturday. This is just a first world nerd problem.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

P3nT4gR4m

#717
April 02, 2014, 06:42:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2014, 06:37:54 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 02, 2014, 06:37:17 PM
I have a weeks leave still to take. I was going to use it for some impending honeymoon shenanigans but this sounds more important!

Um, this is definitely not for sure.  Honeymoon shenanigans take priority.

I've already been married. Seen one honeymoon, seen them all. I have never wilfully sabotaged the entire nation of England, however. I just need to couch the proposal in language that makes it sound like the most romantic thing anyone has ever done. Leave it with me...

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#718
April 02, 2014, 06:42:50 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 02, 2014, 06:42:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2014, 06:37:54 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 02, 2014, 06:37:17 PM
I have a weeks leave still to take. I was going to use it for some impending honeymoon shenanigans but this sounds more important!

Um, this is definitely not for sure.  Honeymoon shenanigans take priority.

I've already been married. Seen one honeymoon, seen them all. I have never wilfully sabotaged the entire nation of England, however. I just need to couch the proposal in language that makes it sound like the most romantic thing anyone has ever done. Leave it with me...

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#719
April 02, 2014, 06:45:10 PM
My love is like a hundred thousand english skulls
stripped of flesh, their eyeless gaze affixed on thy divine contenance

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark
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