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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Chelagoras The Boulder on June 22, 2017, 04:57:17 AM

Title: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on June 22, 2017, 04:57:17 AM
this is why i'm sincerely hoping we colonize a planet in my lifetime. It's the only semi-possible escape i can see from this madness.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2017, 05:41:16 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on June 22, 2017, 04:57:17 AM
this is why i'm sincerely hoping we colonize a planet in my lifetime. It's the only semi-possible escape i can see from this madness.

Even if we started this very minute, there isn't time to build the infrastructure here to get there, even if there was a there to go to and a way to get there.

Also, you might accidentally colonialize some poor single cell organism or vent worm.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Salty on June 22, 2017, 05:44:58 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on June 22, 2017, 04:57:17 AM
this is why i'm sincerely hoping we colonize a planet in my lifetime. It's the only semi-possible escape i can see from this madness.

I would happily nuke this planet or worse to prevent human beings from colonizing space with rape, murder, and anti-vaxx-type bullshit.

If I were an intelligent, space faring culture, I would throw an isolation grid over this planet faster than any dude could ever put on a condom.

The only solace I find in this world, philosophically, is that we've used up too many resources to let the madness OUT.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on June 22, 2017, 06:59:13 AM
The way I see it, if Roger is right and nothing matters, fuck it, I'll die in a half-ass space rocket among the stars rather than slowly watch this planet die among a crowd of idiots.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Cain on June 22, 2017, 10:55:41 AM
At least space is cold.  Which is more than can be said for the way this planet is going.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 23, 2017, 01:21:02 AM
All of the mushy-headed anti-vaxx thinking will be falling off to the wayside, soon enough.

Rape and murder, on the other hand, will enjoy a brief but flourishing revival.  Also cannibalism.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 23, 2017, 02:41:32 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on June 22, 2017, 04:57:17 AM
this is why i'm sincerely hoping we colonize a planet in my lifetime. It's the only semi-possible escape i can see from this madness.

If we can't get our shit together here, we won't be able to get our shit together anywhere else, either. I'm not sure what that would accomplish besides fucking up more planets (which aren't really even ours to fuck up in the first place).
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 23, 2017, 02:43:38 AM
Quote from: Salty on June 22, 2017, 05:44:58 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on June 22, 2017, 04:57:17 AM
this is why i'm sincerely hoping we colonize a planet in my lifetime. It's the only semi-possible escape i can see from this madness.

I would happily nuke this planet or worse to prevent human beings from colonizing space with rape, murder, and anti-vaxx-type bullshit.

If I were an intelligent, space faring culture, I would throw an isolation grid over this planet faster than any dude could ever put on a condom.

The only solace I find in this world, philosophically, is that we've used up too many resources to let the madness OUT.

Yeah, thankfully I think we missed our shot, as a species, by insisting on using up all our energy resources to make and transport disposable consumer goods.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 23, 2017, 06:10:18 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 23, 2017, 02:41:32 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on June 22, 2017, 04:57:17 AM
this is why i'm sincerely hoping we colonize a planet in my lifetime. It's the only semi-possible escape i can see from this madness.

If we can't get our shit together here, we won't be able to get our shit together anywhere else, either. I'm not sure what that would accomplish besides fucking up more planets (which aren't really even ours to fuck up in the first place).

Right now the human race is one Trump tweet away from a global extinction event. Continued existence of the human race (if you happen to be one of those weirdos who thinks it's something of intrinsic value) is wholly dependent on not having all our eggs in one basket.

Also, in the absence of any other claimant, the entire universe is ours to fuck up as we see fit.

If you're not one of the freaks who values our species then why the fuck would you value any species? Or universe? It's just a pile of crap, floating in space.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 23, 2017, 06:36:43 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 23, 2017, 06:10:18 AM

Also, in the absence of any other claimant, the entire universe is ours to fuck up as we see fit.

If you're not one of the freaks who values our species then why the fuck would you value any species? Or universe? It's just a pile of crap, floating in space.

So very much this.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on June 23, 2017, 06:49:44 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 23, 2017, 06:36:43 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 23, 2017, 06:10:18 AM

Also, in the absence of any other claimant, the entire universe is ours to fuck up as we see fit.

If you're not one of the freaks who values our species then why the fuck would you value any species? Or universe? It's just a pile of crap, floating in space.

So very much this.
Yea I kinda have to agree on this.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: LMNO on June 23, 2017, 01:04:53 PM
I'll be over here in the corner, quietly valuing our species.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on June 23, 2017, 03:38:31 PM
We could build an enormous colony ship, say it's meant to colonize Mars and turn it into a Libertarian wonderland where no one has to vaccinate anything, the government only exists to make sure everyone is a good Christian, and cucks won't be allowed.

And then we could fly that ship into the sun.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 23, 2017, 04:33:20 PM
Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on June 23, 2017, 03:38:31 PM
We could build an enormous colony ship, say it's meant to colonize Mars and turn it into a Libertarian wonderland where no one has to vaccinate anything, the government only exists to make sure everyone is a good Christian, and cucks won't be allowed.

And then we could fly that ship into the sun.

Perfect solution 10/10: wins  for actually doing something practical and feasible that demonstrates valuing our species.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on June 23, 2017, 05:10:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 23, 2017, 01:04:53 PM
I'll be over here in the corner, quietly valuing our species.
Semi-nihilistic whinging aside, am I the only one who gets tired of the whole trope of "humans are the real monsters" thing in sci-fi? Like, I get that were shitty, but it seems premature to assume we're the shittiest thing to come out of the universe.  I mean we evolved this way, why wouldn't we assume some other species would evolve  down a similar path due to similar evolutionary pressures and be just as rapey and murdery and dicks as we are? Hell, what if we're not even that bad, all things considered? Who's to say the Orks from Warhammer 40 aren't on the other side of the Galaxy, being more war-like than could possibly be, on our worst day?
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: hooplala on June 23, 2017, 05:15:44 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on June 23, 2017, 05:10:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 23, 2017, 01:04:53 PM
I'll be over here in the corner, quietly valuing our species.
Semi-nihilistic whinging aside, am I the only one who gets tired of the whole trope of "humans are the real monsters" thing in sci-fi? Like, I get that were shitty, but it seems premature to assume we're the shittiest thing to come out of the universe.  I mean we evolved this way, why wouldn't we assume some other species would evolve  down a similar path due to similar evolutionary pressures and be just as rapey and murdery and dicks as we are? Hell, what if we're not even that bad, all things considered? Who's to say the Orks from Warhammer 40 aren't on the other side of the Galaxy, being more war-like than could possibly be, on our worst day?

My view is we are doing what we are supposed to do, there are just too many of us. Nobody shits on elephants when they destroy all the trees around them... nobody shits on termites for building big mounds (unless they are in your backyard). We just took over the planet.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 23, 2017, 05:24:18 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on June 23, 2017, 05:10:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 23, 2017, 01:04:53 PM
I'll be over here in the corner, quietly valuing our species.
Semi-nihilistic whinging aside, am I the only one who gets tired of the whole trope of "humans are the real monsters" thing in sci-fi? Like, I get that were shitty, but it seems premature to assume we're the shittiest thing to come out of the universe.  I mean we evolved this way, why wouldn't we assume some other species would evolve  down a similar path due to similar evolutionary pressures and be just as rapey and murdery and dicks as we are? Hell, what if we're not even that bad, all things considered? Who's to say the Orks from Warhammer 40 aren't on the other side of the Galaxy, being more war-like than could possibly be, on our worst day?

I'm with you.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 23, 2017, 05:29:12 PM
But it's easier to say humans need to die than it is to address problems, because solving problems doesn't let you strap on your moral superiority and do your little turn on the catwalk.  On the catwalk yeah, I have the juiciest farts under the blanket on the catwalk.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Bruno on June 23, 2017, 05:37:42 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on June 23, 2017, 05:10:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 23, 2017, 01:04:53 PM
I'll be over here in the corner, quietly valuing our species.
Semi-nihilistic whinging aside, am I the only one who gets tired of the whole trope of "humans are the real monsters" thing in sci-fi? Like, I get that were shitty, but it seems premature to assume we're the shittiest thing to come out of the universe.  I mean we evolved this way, why wouldn't we assume some other species would evolve  down a similar path due to similar evolutionary pressures and be just as rapey and murdery and dicks as we are? Hell, what if we're not even that bad, all things considered? Who's to say the Orks from Warhammer 40 aren't on the other side of the Galaxy, being more war-like than could possibly be, on our worst day?


Like you say, it seems likely to that any organism that evolves naturally is going to be at least kind of an asshole. All our best and worst attributes exist because they, in some way, increased the odds of our survival and proliferation. So if there were to be a species that only exhibits altruistic traits, it would have to be engineered by a species that is, by nature, a bunch of dicks who would like to stop being dicks, but can't... because nature... and are capable of engineering a species that is the species it wants to be.

And then that species would need to off itself before it had a chance to destroy, corrupt, or enslave it's creation, which would be pretty easy to do.

It's also likely that the first species would find the second incredibly boring, and annoying, and have an almost irresistible urge to start bonking them with mallets pretty much from day one, so they would probably need to off themselves in a hurry.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 23, 2017, 08:45:02 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on June 23, 2017, 05:10:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 23, 2017, 01:04:53 PM
I'll be over here in the corner, quietly valuing our species.
Semi-nihilistic whinging aside, am I the only one who gets tired of the whole trope of "humans are the real monsters" thing in sci-fi? Like, I get that were shitty, but it seems premature to assume we're the shittiest thing to come out of the universe.  I mean we evolved this way, why wouldn't we assume some other species would evolve  down a similar path due to similar evolutionary pressures and be just as rapey and murdery and dicks as we are? Hell, what if we're not even that bad, all things considered? Who's to say the Orks from Warhammer 40 aren't on the other side of the Galaxy, being more war-like than could possibly be, on our worst day?

Odds seem pretty high that the universe is full of assholes pretty much just like us. However, we aren't done evolving because evolution is an ongoing process, and presumably there are also people out there of various species who have evolved through the kinds of pressures that come from being a very successful species, such as the population and conflict crunch we have managed to put ourselves into, and come out better for it in the end, as I hope that we will also.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 23, 2017, 08:45:53 PM
Currently, however, our planet is overrun by self-obsessed colonialists, and that mentality really isn't ready for interplanetary communication IMO.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 23, 2017, 08:48:22 PM
Although, what do I know, I'm just the asshole over here who clearly doesn't value our species, because all I'm doing to save it is devoting my life and career to biomedicine in an effort to figure out how to solve some of our self-created problems so we can keep going for long enough to not fucking accidentally murder ourselves off.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Salty on June 23, 2017, 09:00:00 PM
Right, humans are the best, which is why this conversation began with wanting to escape from them into a cold, unknown universe.

:roll:
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on June 23, 2017, 09:05:26 PM
Well, technically it started with us debating whether or not some subgroup of liberals was spelling the end of the entire Democratic party, but it seems like we got bored of that and started talking about interplanetary colonization, which is more interesting imo.

Maybe this calls for a thread split?
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 24, 2017, 03:38:36 PM
A thread split is a great idea. Maybe call the new thread "The Lowest Common Denominator Goes To Space".
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: MMIX on June 24, 2017, 07:11:21 PM
h2g2 - Golgafrinchans
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Junkenstein on June 24, 2017, 07:33:48 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 24, 2017, 03:38:36 PM
A thread split is a great idea. Maybe call the new thread "The Lowest Common Denominator Goes To Space".

Speaking of which, anyone seen this "asgardia" nonsense?  All the rhetoric of seasteading but IN SPESS. The guys involved have absolutely no concept of the logistical impossibilities they face.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 24, 2017, 07:42:16 PM
Thread split.  I think I found a better title.  Chew on my entire ass.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 24, 2017, 07:50:01 PM
So, let's get to it:  What horrible things should we do to people who have any hope for the future, and how can we properly shame them for their hope?

I feel that "lowest common denominator" doesn't quite do it.  Neither does "part of the problem" or even "shitlord".

How about "THE CANCER THAT'S KILLING THE GALAXY"?
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 24, 2017, 07:59:46 PM
I think I'm going to assume that the thread title chosen reflects the new tenor of the forum.

Have fun with that!
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 24, 2017, 08:03:53 PM
Apparently, rather than trying to get people to be decent to each other and stop fucking their own habitat up, social justice advocates actually hate all humanity and have no hope for the future whatsoever, is what I'm getting out of this.

That, and also the big glaring question of why an abusive, manipulative pathological liar known primarily for his remarkable ability to carry a grudge over shit he imagined has mod powers on this forum, which at one point in time was great due to its focus on critical thinking.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 24, 2017, 08:06:17 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 24, 2017, 07:59:46 PM
I think I'm going to assume that the thread title chosen reflects the new tenor of the forum.

Have fun with that!

If I made it to reflect the new tenor of the forum, it would say "Nigel has rotten shit to drop on everyone who fails to agree with the worst parts of tumblr, in some strange primate dominance frenzy.  No hats, pls.  Now, here's why none of you are as valuable as a vent worm."

Or better yet, "ITT, You agree with Nigel until you can't 100% agree, then you're the lowest common denominator, worst friend ever, libertarian1, etc."

OR SHIT, how about "The Virtue Signalling Olympic Tryouts!  Go for the Fraudulent Gold!"





1 You will politely ignore it when she links to Reason magazine.

Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 24, 2017, 08:06:39 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 24, 2017, 08:03:53 PM
Apparently, rather than trying to get people to be decent to each other and stop fucking their own habitat up, social justice advocates actually hate all humanity and have no hope for the future whatsoever, is what I'm getting out of this.

Yes.

QuoteThat, and also the big glaring question of why an abusive, manipulative pathological liar known primarily for his remarkable ability to carry a grudge over shit he imagined has mod powers on this forum, which at one point in time was great due to its focus on critical thinking.

As opposed to a manipulative, drunken asshole who starts a "gaslighting" thread less than a day after gaslighting someone by claiming her horrible fucking behavior was all in his head?

:lulz:

Like that?

You're a piece of work, scumbag.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 24, 2017, 08:17:49 PM
"All in his head?"   :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Let's just examine that, shall we?

"IF YOU ARE VOTING FOR SANDERS, YOU ARE A RACIST AND WORSE THAN A LIBERTARIAN."



"CAN'T YOU TAKE A JOKE?  HUR HUR"
\
:redneck2:  <--- literally every abusive shitstain ever.

"YOU'RE THE WORST FRIEND EVER."  (1.5 pages of this.)

Over in the bar thread at the time

"I think Roger's issues are in his head."

in Apple Talk

"Here's how bad people gaslight."


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

And let's not forget "giving out dangerously inaccurate information so that Roger will be wrong, even if it means saying out loud, with your bare face hanging out, that osmosis and irrigation are not a thing."

Yes.  So tell me how *I'm* a pathological liar that holds a grudge.  Please.  I am a captive fucking audience.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Freeky on June 24, 2017, 09:45:36 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 24, 2017, 08:03:53 PM
Apparently, rather than trying to get people to be decent to each other and stop fucking their own habitat up, social justice advocates actually hate all humanity and have no hope for the future whatsoever, is what I'm getting out of this.

That, and also the big glaring question of why an abusive, manipulative pathological liar known primarily for his remarkable ability to carry a grudge over shit he imagined has mod powers on this forum, which at one point in time was great due to its focus on critical thinking.

I have feels about this and I'm not sure whether being snarky or explaining them in a truthful, honest way would be better.

I like it here and don't want to be run off, like everyone else who's been on the shit end of Roger's behavior and called him out publicly has been done, except for Nigel.

All I know is that I am furious with keeping my mouth shut.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 24, 2017, 10:37:09 PM
Quote from: Freeky on June 24, 2017, 09:45:36 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 24, 2017, 08:03:53 PM
Apparently, rather than trying to get people to be decent to each other and stop fucking their own habitat up, social justice advocates actually hate all humanity and have no hope for the future whatsoever, is what I'm getting out of this.

That, and also the big glaring question of why an abusive, manipulative pathological liar known primarily for his remarkable ability to carry a grudge over shit he imagined has mod powers on this forum, which at one point in time was great due to its focus on critical thinking.

I have feels about this and I'm not sure whether being snarky or explaining them in a truthful, honest way would be better.

I like it here and don't want to be run off, like everyone else who's been on the shit end of Roger's behavior and called him out publicly has been done, except for Nigel.

All I know is that I am furious with keeping my mouth shut.

And nobody gives a fuck.  Remember Hat's Game Store?  Remember every other thing you destroyed with your whimpery bullshit and misery aura? 

Neither do I.   Neither does anyone, because it's gone.  Fuck off.  :lulz:

Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Freeky on June 25, 2017, 12:41:13 AM
Don't bother PMing me roger, I'm not going to read it, or anything you care to say.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 25, 2017, 12:43:12 AM
Quote from: Freeky on June 25, 2017, 12:41:13 AM
Don't bother PMing me roger, I'm not going to read it, or anything you care to say.

Oh, dear.  :cry:

:lulz:

Roger,
Fears he has lost the pajama-clad hobo vote.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 25, 2017, 12:48:46 AM
But to save you some time, it was just more mockery, really.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 25, 2017, 12:53:47 AM
I guess I have learned to fear Freeky finally speaking up.   :lulz:

Fucking pathetic.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on June 25, 2017, 02:01:59 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 24, 2017, 07:59:46 PM
I think I'm going to assume that the thread title chosen reflects the new tenor of the forum.

Have fun with that!
says the conductor of the new tenor. You cry foul at the discourse around here going right down the shitter when you seem to have made it your mission to make just about every thread you post in a a little meaner and nastier. I left because you yourself were making every discussion suck to be in,and now you're the one complaining that meanness and nastiness have become normalized. You bemoan the supposed drop in critical thinking around here, when you were the one attacking anyone who brought up a different idea than yours with sarcasm and snark, because rational discussion and debate with us barbarians was somehow now beneath your dignity, and insults were the only thing our puny minds would comprehend apparently. ANd the worst part is you're so insulated from the fact that you may have crossed a line, that the only reason no one's brought this up before now is that you so stubbornly refuse to even contemplate that you could be an asshole IN ANY context, and occupy any position other than that of supreme moral authority and knowledge, that its easier to just scroll on past your attempts to bait whoever happens to have irked you today rather than deal with your constant shitflinging. You sowed these seeds, enjoy your harvest.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 25, 2017, 03:05:29 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on June 25, 2017, 02:01:59 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 24, 2017, 07:59:46 PM
I think I'm going to assume that the thread title chosen reflects the new tenor of the forum.

Have fun with that!
says the conductor of the new tenor. You cry foul at the discourse around here going right down the shitter when you seem to have made it your mission to make just about every thread you post in a a little meaner and nastier. I left because you yourself were making every discussion suck to be in,and now you're the one complaining that meanness and nastiness have become normalized. You bemoan the supposed drop in critical thinking around here, when you were the one attacking anyone who brought up a different idea than yours with sarcasm and snark, because rational discussion and debate with us barbarians was somehow now beneath your dignity, and insults were the only thing our puny minds would comprehend apparently. ANd the worst part is you're so insulated from the fact that you may have crossed a line, that the only reason no one's brought this up before now is that you so stubbornly refuse to even contemplate that you could be an asshole IN ANY context, and occupy any position other than that of supreme moral authority and knowledge, that its easier to just scroll on past your attempts to bait whoever happens to have irked you today rather than deal with your constant shitflinging. You sowed these seeds, enjoy your harvest.

The thing is, if she starts a thread about social justice, it's so she can kick people.  Go look.  Each and every one is the same, and they are not about education or debate.  They are about waiting for a sucker to whup on.  And you can just about set your fucking watch to them (which is what makes her earlier comment about shit happening every 6 months gratuitously hypocritical.

It's worth mentioning that kicking actual MRAs/Richard Spencer types is too much of a bother, so why not kick people who might feel that it's inappropriate to kick back.  The first 20-30 times, anyway.

Once you realize, though, that she has no remaining moral authority, it just becomes offensively funny instead of offensive and hurtful.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on June 25, 2017, 03:28:15 AM
What I find funniest, is its not like this place is especially crawling with rightwing nut jobs and Trumpets, and we're all ostensibly Discordian here, so she's going around demanding we all agree with her despite this being a place where the only thing we have in common is not having to agree with one another.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 25, 2017, 03:29:10 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on June 25, 2017, 03:28:15 AM
What I find funniest, is its not like this place is especially crawling with rightwing nut jobs and Trumpets, and we're all ostensibly Discordian here, so she's going around demanding we all agree with her despite this being a place where the only thing we have in common is not having to agree with one another.

You were around for the Mysticwick days, right?
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on June 25, 2017, 04:07:04 AM
I think I might have missed those. I remember having to ask just what it is those were about.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 25, 2017, 05:09:04 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on June 25, 2017, 04:07:04 AM
I think I might have missed those. I remember having to ask just what it is those were about.

The second last one is why you bailed for a while.

The last one was the one she wrote about gaslighting 20 minutes after she tried to gaslight me.   :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Junkenstein on June 25, 2017, 12:49:01 PM
What I don't understand is why the true enemy if the forum goes completely unchallenged. I am of course, talking about the walking horrorshow that is EOC.

I think we should all stop, take a moment and reflect on what an utter bastard this man is. He's swindled Mexicans out of pesos. Dollars out of you. Orphans out of orphanariums into his mercury mines. Pensions from the old, pocket money from the poor and this MOTHERFUCKER owes me £50. His evil knows no bounds, his avarice a thing of legend. Reliable sources claim he invented herpes as a practical joke and syphilis as a party game.

He is responsible for swapping Iran and Iraq on maps and laughing because no one notices. He has kicked cats, stolen dogs and eaten parrots. He taught fritzel DIY and Fred west how to lay concrete. He told idi how tasty longpig is. He's responsible for ALL the Bert and Ernie rumors and spread them while pretending to be big bird.

The list of objects he cannot legally be left alone with include turnips, hamsters, garden rakes and jars. You've seen what happens when this is ignored, it's incredible and disgusting.

So please, I implore you all, just stop for a moment and tell eoc what a horrible human he is.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Ben Shapiro on June 26, 2017, 04:44:07 AM
Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on June 23, 2017, 03:38:31 PM

We could build an enormous colony ship, say it's meant to colonize Mars and turn it into a Libertarian wonderland where no one has to vaccinate anything, the government only exists to make sure everyone is a good Christian, and cucks won't be allowed.

And then we could fly that ship into the sun.



Texas you kekold.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Ben Shapiro on June 26, 2017, 04:54:19 AM
This whole thread will be archived for weaponized autism.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 26, 2017, 05:02:48 AM
Quote from: Scott The Cuck on June 26, 2017, 04:54:19 AM
This whole thread will be archived for weaponized autism.

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Ben Shapiro on June 26, 2017, 10:02:51 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on June 25, 2017, 02:01:59 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 24, 2017, 07:59:46 PM
I think I'm going to assume that the thread title chosen reflects the new tenor of the forum.

Have fun with that!
says the conductor of the new tenor. You cry foul at the discourse around here going right down the shitter when you seem to have made it your mission to make just about every thread you post in a a little meaner and nastier. I left because you yourself were making every discussion suck to be in,and now you're the one complaining that meanness and nastiness have become normalized. You bemoan the supposed drop in critical thinking around here, when you were the one attacking anyone who brought up a different idea than yours with sarcasm and snark, because rational discussion and debate with us barbarians was somehow now beneath your dignity, and insults were the only thing our puny minds would comprehend apparently. ANd the worst part is you're so insulated from the fact that you may have crossed a line, that the only reason no one's brought this up before now is that you so stubbornly refuse to even contemplate that you could be an asshole IN ANY context, and occupy any position other than that of supreme moral authority and knowledge, that its easier to just scroll on past your attempts to bait whoever happens to have irked you today rather than deal with your constant shitflinging. You sowed these seeds, enjoy your harvest.

We need RWHN now more than ever. Because he's the hero PD deserves, but not the one it needs right now, so we'll troll him. Because he can take it, because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a Great Father.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Brother Mythos on June 28, 2017, 09:52:28 PM
So this is what I miss by not coming here everyday and reading every thread.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 28, 2017, 10:55:28 PM
Quote from: Brother Mythos on June 28, 2017, 09:52:28 PM
So this is what I miss by not coming here everyday and reading every thread.

Yes.

You miss a couple of people who have assumed the moral authority to condemn our entire species to extinction to prevent colonization.  Of empty fucking planets (or hypothetical planets that we can't get to anyway).

You, your kids, everyone you love should be nuked so we don't get our greasy man-mitts on a pristine, untouched ROCK FLOATING IN SPACE.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on June 29, 2017, 01:29:52 AM
WON'T SOME PLEASE THINK OF THE MICROBES!?
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 29, 2017, 01:36:32 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on June 29, 2017, 01:29:52 AM
WON'T SOME PLEASE THINK OF THE MICROBES!?

"Something with the culture and society of a sneeze is worth more than my offspring."   :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Freeky on June 29, 2017, 02:21:13 AM
Since I'm pretty sure the whole "Oh, I'm the cancer that's killing PD thing" has come up, I leave this here:

Quote from: Some Random Asshole Who Probably Doesn't Know Anything About AnythingIf someone does the "Fine, you're right, I'm clearly a terrible person, I'm Satan, I'm the worst person alive, I should just die" thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 29, 2017, 02:22:59 AM
Quote from: Freeky on June 29, 2017, 02:21:13 AM
Since I'm pretty sure the whole "Oh, I'm the cancer that's killing PD thing" has come up, I leave this here:

Quote from: Some Random Asshole Who Probably Doesn't Know Anything About AnythingIf someone does the "Fine, you're right, I'm clearly a terrible person, I'm Satan, I'm the worst person alive, I should just die" thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

:lulz:

Whatever.  Fuck off. 

:lulz:

TGRR,
Is laughing at you.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Ben Shapiro on June 29, 2017, 06:58:01 AM
I love these threads.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on June 29, 2017, 08:28:48 AM
...I'm sure you thought that quote was applicable somewhere in all this, but damned if I can figure how.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 29, 2017, 09:58:18 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on June 29, 2017, 08:28:48 AM
...I'm sure you thought that quote was applicable somewhere in all this, but damned if I can figure how.

She's mad and trying to express that anger through a really heavy fucking filter of BPD.  It comes out all squished.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: hooplala on June 29, 2017, 10:21:43 PM
Wasn't nuking a planet to stop them from spreading the entire plot of Prometheus? That movie sucked.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2017, 10:41:26 PM
I only enjoyed the Earth getting nuked in one piece of fiction. It was an It became necessary to destroy the village in order to save it sort of thing
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 29, 2017, 10:53:38 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on June 29, 2017, 10:21:43 PM
Wasn't nuking a planet to stop them from spreading the entire plot of Prometheus? That movie sucked.

I am grateful that I missed that piece of shit.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 29, 2017, 10:54:41 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2017, 10:41:26 PM
I only enjoyed the Earth getting nuked in one piece of fiction. It was an It became necessary to destroy the village in order to save it sort of thing

I'd prefer the nuke thing to the dying when the oceans turn acid thing.

Alien archeologists might be impressed that we got SOOOO damn angry that we nuked ourselves, but nobody respects a species that drowns in its own shit.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 30, 2017, 07:23:00 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 29, 2017, 10:54:41 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2017, 10:41:26 PM
I only enjoyed the Earth getting nuked in one piece of fiction. It was an It became necessary to destroy the village in order to save it sort of thing

I'd prefer the nuke thing to the dying when the oceans turn acid thing.

Alien archeologists might be impressed that we got SOOOO damn angry that we nuked ourselves, but nobody respects a species that drowns in its own shit.

Pretty much this. Right now human civilisation is operating at the level of brewers yeast. It's embarrassing.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Mr. Gone on July 15, 2017, 01:20:17 AM
Quote from: Scott The Cuck on June 26, 2017, 10:02:51 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on June 25, 2017, 02:01:59 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 24, 2017, 07:59:46 PM
I think I'm going to assume that the thread title chosen reflects the new tenor of the forum.

Have fun with that!
says the conductor of the new tenor. You cry foul at the discourse around here going right down the shitter when you seem to have made it your mission to make just about every thread you post in a a little meaner and nastier. I left because you yourself were making every discussion suck to be in,and now you're the one complaining that meanness and nastiness have become normalized. You bemoan the supposed drop in critical thinking around here, when you were the one attacking anyone who brought up a different idea than yours with sarcasm and snark, because rational discussion and debate with us barbarians was somehow now beneath your dignity, and insults were the only thing our puny minds would comprehend apparently. ANd the worst part is you're so insulated from the fact that you may have crossed a line, that the only reason no one's brought this up before now is that you so stubbornly refuse to even contemplate that you could be an asshole IN ANY context, and occupy any position other than that of supreme moral authority and knowledge, that its easier to just scroll on past your attempts to bait whoever happens to have irked you today rather than deal with your constant shitflinging. You sowed these seeds, enjoy your harvest.

We need RWHN now more than ever. Because he's the hero PD deserves, but not the one it needs right now, so we'll troll him. Because he can take it, because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a Great Father.

Sounds like a nice chap.  But I suspect he's really the opposite of that.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 15, 2017, 02:59:17 AM
Quote from: Mr. Gone on July 15, 2017, 01:20:17 AM
Quote from: Scott The Cuck on June 26, 2017, 10:02:51 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on June 25, 2017, 02:01:59 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 24, 2017, 07:59:46 PM
I think I'm going to assume that the thread title chosen reflects the new tenor of the forum.

Have fun with that!
says the conductor of the new tenor. You cry foul at the discourse around here going right down the shitter when you seem to have made it your mission to make just about every thread you post in a a little meaner and nastier. I left because you yourself were making every discussion suck to be in,and now you're the one complaining that meanness and nastiness have become normalized. You bemoan the supposed drop in critical thinking around here, when you were the one attacking anyone who brought up a different idea than yours with sarcasm and snark, because rational discussion and debate with us barbarians was somehow now beneath your dignity, and insults were the only thing our puny minds would comprehend apparently. ANd the worst part is you're so insulated from the fact that you may have crossed a line, that the only reason no one's brought this up before now is that you so stubbornly refuse to even contemplate that you could be an asshole IN ANY context, and occupy any position other than that of supreme moral authority and knowledge, that its easier to just scroll on past your attempts to bait whoever happens to have irked you today rather than deal with your constant shitflinging. You sowed these seeds, enjoy your harvest.

We need RWHN now more than ever. Because he's the hero PD deserves, but not the one it needs right now, so we'll troll him. Because he can take it, because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a Great Father.

Sounds like a nice chap.  But I suspect he's really the opposite of that.

He had an amazing versatility when it came to conversation, though.

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard on July 24, 2017, 10:24:07 AM
My god, you people are depressing.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Cain on July 24, 2017, 11:13:47 AM
We took inspiration from your insipid posting history.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on July 25, 2017, 02:36:08 AM
Quote from: Cain on July 24, 2017, 11:13:47 AM
We took inspiration from your insipid posting history.

News Feed?
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on July 25, 2017, 04:26:36 AM
Quote from: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on July 24, 2017, 10:24:07 AM
My god, you people are depressing.
I nominate this one for the news feed. I like the shades of nihilism and hopelessness.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 25, 2017, 05:05:22 AM
Quote from: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on July 24, 2017, 10:24:07 AM
My god, you people are depressing.

This is going into Newsfeed, as a testamonial.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 25, 2017, 05:07:26 AM
Quote from: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on July 24, 2017, 10:24:07 AM
My god, you people are depressing.

:lulz:

Dude, we're on our best behavior since maybe 2009.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 25, 2017, 05:15:31 AM
There's hardly any blood on the walls at all, for fuck's sake.

Just one hypocrite who wanted me - her enemy - to slam another member of the board by calling his thread split "the lowest common denominator".  So I named it after her behavior.  Sort of taking the high road, which for me is definitely a departure.

Needless to say, this was an example of my hideous abuse of admin powers, which matches my long history of being the worst friend ever.

:lulz:

Why the hell she thought I'd do anything she wanted is totally beyond me, let alone dump on Chelagoras, who is guilty only of being foolish enough to mistake her SJW honey pot threads as an honest attempt at communication.

So you get what we had here.  Which is the way she wanted it. Well, she gets it.  I don't like it any more than you men1.






1 Lying.  Totally lying.  I giggled like a schoolgirl.  But it's also a Cool Hand Luke line, so you shouldn't hold me responsible.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 26, 2017, 12:51:56 AM
Some men you just can't reach.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard on August 27, 2017, 07:52:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 25, 2017, 05:15:31 AM
There's hardly any blood on the walls at all, for fuck's sake.

Just one hypocrite who wanted me - her enemy - to slam another member of the board by calling his thread split "the lowest common denominator".  So I named it after her behavior.  Sort of taking the high road, which for me is definitely a departure.

Needless to say, this was an example of my hideous abuse of admin powers, which matches my long history of being the worst friend ever.

:lulz:

Why the hell she thought I'd do anything she wanted is totally beyond me, let alone dump on Chelagoras, who is guilty only of being foolish enough to mistake her SJW honey pot threads as an honest attempt at communication.

So you get what we had here.  Which is the way she wanted it. Well, she gets it.  I don't like it any more than you men1.






1 Lying.  Totally lying.  I giggled like a schoolgirl.  But it's also a Cool Hand Luke line, so you shouldn't hold me responsible.

I hate to necro the drama, but this is the one I remember who managed to get the whole board to denounce me as a misogynist because I called her out on being a bitch for going out of her way to be a bitch. That doesn't make me a misogynist, what makes me a misogynist is that I pretended like I didn't understand why women wouldn't sleep with me after I got fat. And also probably that whole last sentence.

Personally, I think social justice is a toxic co-opt of an otherwise perfectly reasonable progressive trend in an increasingly diverse society. It's the kind of thing that helps create its own sworn enemies.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2017, 09:15:31 PM
Quote from: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on August 27, 2017, 07:52:46 AM

I hate to necro the drama,

Then don't.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2017, 09:17:11 PM
Also, for what it's worth, Social Justice - whatever it started out as - is just another bullshit artificial hierarchy, not unlike Wicca.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: hooplala on August 30, 2017, 11:20:21 PM
This guy is a real peach.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard on August 31, 2017, 01:08:45 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 30, 2017, 11:20:21 PM
This guy is a real peach.

Yes, I'm sure everyone else here is a shining example of maturity, social acceptance, and emotional stability. Discordianism is a neighborhood of glass houses.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2017, 01:19:11 AM
Quote from: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on August 31, 2017, 01:08:45 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 30, 2017, 11:20:21 PM
This guy is a real peach.

Yes, I'm sure everyone else here is a shining example of maturity, social acceptance, and emotional stability. Discordianism is a neighborhood of glass houses.

Keep fuckin' that chicken, dude.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard on August 31, 2017, 02:14:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2017, 01:19:11 AM
Quote from: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on August 31, 2017, 01:08:45 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 30, 2017, 11:20:21 PM
This guy is a real peach.

Yes, I'm sure everyone else here is a shining example of maturity, social acceptance, and emotional stability. Discordianism is a neighborhood of glass houses.

Keep fuckin' that chicken, dude.

Hey, at least I'm putting my dick into something instead of just waving it around in front of everyone.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2017, 02:18:03 AM
Quote from: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on August 31, 2017, 02:14:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2017, 01:19:11 AM
Quote from: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on August 31, 2017, 01:08:45 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 30, 2017, 11:20:21 PM
This guy is a real peach.

Yes, I'm sure everyone else here is a shining example of maturity, social acceptance, and emotional stability. Discordianism is a neighborhood of glass houses.

Keep fuckin' that chicken, dude.

Hey, at least I'm putting my dick into something instead of just waving it around in front of everyone.

I gotta ask, because I've always wondered about this when someone kicks the door in trying to play stupid dominance games, "How the fuck are you getting gratification from this?"
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard on August 31, 2017, 02:19:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2017, 02:18:03 AM
Quote from: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on August 31, 2017, 02:14:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2017, 01:19:11 AM
Quote from: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on August 31, 2017, 01:08:45 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 30, 2017, 11:20:21 PM
This guy is a real peach.

Yes, I'm sure everyone else here is a shining example of maturity, social acceptance, and emotional stability. Discordianism is a neighborhood of glass houses.

Keep fuckin' that chicken, dude.

Hey, at least I'm putting my dick into something instead of just waving it around in front of everyone.

I gotta ask, because I've always wondered about this when someone kicks the door in trying to play stupid dominance games, "How the fuck are you getting gratification from this?"

Attention, mostly. You guys are constantly desperate for someone to be riled up about.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 31, 2017, 02:21:25 AM
 :golfclap:
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2017, 03:01:28 AM
Quote from: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on August 31, 2017, 02:19:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2017, 02:18:03 AM
Quote from: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on August 31, 2017, 02:14:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2017, 01:19:11 AM
Quote from: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on August 31, 2017, 01:08:45 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 30, 2017, 11:20:21 PM
This guy is a real peach.

Yes, I'm sure everyone else here is a shining example of maturity, social acceptance, and emotional stability. Discordianism is a neighborhood of glass houses.

Keep fuckin' that chicken, dude.

Hey, at least I'm putting my dick into something instead of just waving it around in front of everyone.

I gotta ask, because I've always wondered about this when someone kicks the door in trying to play stupid dominance games, "How the fuck are you getting gratification from this?"

Attention, mostly. You guys are constantly desperate for someone to be riled up about.

Okay.

TGRR,
has seen enough.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard on August 31, 2017, 03:04:42 AM
That's the spirit!
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: POFP on August 31, 2017, 02:05:33 PM
Quote from: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on August 31, 2017, 02:19:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2017, 02:18:03 AM
I gotta ask, because I've always wondered about this when someone kicks the door in trying to play stupid dominance games, "How the fuck are you getting gratification from this?"

Attention, mostly. You guys are constantly desperate for someone to be riled up about.

He's not wrong. And we have no one to blame but ourselves, as we've kinda stated this openly in a few older threads.  :lol:

The Situation We're In: If we're known as the forum that loves to be trolled, we're like low-hanging fruit. Any retard with limbs and eyes can pick us. And we're kinda in the back of the woods, so only a few retards crazy enough to get to us even exist. I don't know if you've seen trolls on other forums, but our variety are pretty unique, IMO.

Possible Alternative Situation: If we attract too much of the wrong attention, we end up with spam-bots and rule-breakers who would turn this place into a garbage dump, or use up all of the admins' time in their attempts.

In most cases, I feel like the latter situation is worse.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Cain on August 31, 2017, 07:41:58 PM
We already get a lot of bots.  However someone deletes most of them at the signup stage.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard on August 31, 2017, 10:19:54 PM
Quote from: PoFP on August 31, 2017, 02:05:33 PM
And we have no one to blame but ourselves, as we've kinda stated this openly in a few older threads.  :lol:

Certain people here just make it far too easy. Normally they're the ones looking for trolls where there aren't any; generally they're the first to accuse someone with a genuine opinion or position of being a troll. So why disappoint? The customer is never wrong.  :fap:

Quote
Possible Alternative Situation: If we attract too much of the wrong attention, we end up with spam-bots and rule-breakers who would turn this place into a garbage dump, or use up all of the admins' time in their attempts.

I briefly hosted my own backwoods, highly-specialized message board, the only links to which existed on a backwoods Wikipedia page and a backwoods Google Group. It's unbelievable how much bot traffic I was constantly having to fend off.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: POFP on August 31, 2017, 10:35:01 PM
Quote from: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on August 31, 2017, 10:19:54 PM
Quote
Possible Alternative Situation: If we attract too much of the wrong attention, we end up with spam-bots and rule-breakers who would turn this place into a garbage dump, or use up all of the admins' time in their attempts.

I briefly hosted my own backwoods, highly-specialized message board, the only links to which existed on a backwoods Wikipedia page and a backwoods Google Group. It's unbelievable how much bot traffic I was constantly having to fend off.

I'm not a web hosting expert or web designer, nor have I ever administered a website before. But I suspect that that's likely due to the fact that bots are usually run tandem to spiders, which are enumerating every single link on every page, and then visiting each of those pages, and repeating the process. If your message board was technically able to be indexed by Google or any other search engine, I feel like it'd be quite easy for the spider to find your message board, regardless of how obscure it was for the ordinary person. At that point, it comes down to the bot protections you have in place (CAPTCHAS, etc), and the type of message board software you're using, if you didn't code it yourself. Or maybe you simply needed someone constantly blocking and kicking bots like Cain, here.  :lol:
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2017, 11:11:15 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 31, 2017, 07:41:58 PM
We already get a lot of bots.  However someone deletes most of them at the signup stage.

I'd help, but I don't have permission to delete unapproved accounts.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard on September 01, 2017, 03:52:17 AM
Quote from: PoFP on August 31, 2017, 10:35:01 PM
Quote from: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on August 31, 2017, 10:19:54 PM
Quote
Possible Alternative Situation: If we attract too much of the wrong attention, we end up with spam-bots and rule-breakers who would turn this place into a garbage dump, or use up all of the admins' time in their attempts.

I briefly hosted my own backwoods, highly-specialized message board, the only links to which existed on a backwoods Wikipedia page and a backwoods Google Group. It's unbelievable how much bot traffic I was constantly having to fend off.

I'm not a web hosting expert or web designer, nor have I ever administered a website before. But I suspect that that's likely due to the fact that bots are usually run tandem to spiders, which are enumerating every single link on every page, and then visiting each of those pages, and repeating the process. If your message board was technically able to be indexed by Google or any other search engine, I feel like it'd be quite easy for the spider to find your message board, regardless of how obscure it was for the ordinary person. At that point, it comes down to the bot protections you have in place (CAPTCHAS, etc), and the type of message board software you're using, if you didn't code it yourself. Or maybe you simply needed someone constantly blocking and kicking bots like Cain, here.  :lol:

Yeah, no, the person constantly blocking and kicking was me, and the captchas from that particular board implementation were probably easier than a prom queen.

It makes sense that spiders would make no qualms about going anywhere and everywhere. When you think like a robot, all of the web is fair game. Actually, speaking of Google indexing, old threads in this forum pop up as number one under certain searches. To be fair, the search that led me straight back here was "Upright Citizens Brigade Discordian".
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Ben Shapiro on September 01, 2017, 07:20:17 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 31, 2017, 02:21:25 AM
:golfclap:
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on September 01, 2017, 09:44:24 PM
Quote from: Scott The Cuck on September 01, 2017, 07:20:17 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 31, 2017, 02:21:25 AM
:golfclap:

Looks like you got the clap from me. My bad bruh.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: minuspace on September 01, 2017, 09:59:45 PM
 Mmn, cannibal spaceships.
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Freeky on September 01, 2017, 10:59:29 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 01, 2017, 09:44:24 PM
Quote from: Scott The Cuck on September 01, 2017, 07:20:17 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 31, 2017, 02:21:25 AM
:golfclap:

Looks like you got the clap from me. My bad bruh.

snerk
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard on September 02, 2017, 01:13:42 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 01, 2017, 09:44:24 PM
Quote from: Scott The Cuck on September 01, 2017, 07:20:17 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 31, 2017, 02:21:25 AM
:golfclap:

Looks like you got the clap from me. My bad bruh.

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Post by: freshmeat on September 18, 2017, 08:25:42 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 23, 2017, 02:41:32 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on June 22, 2017, 04:57:17 AM
this is why i'm sincerely hoping we colonize a planet in my lifetime. It's the only semi-possible escape i can see from this madness.

If we can't get our shit together here, we won't be able to get our shit together anywhere else, either. I'm not sure what that would accomplish besides fucking up more planets (which aren't really even ours to fuck up in the first place).

yeah, duh. But imagine the interplanetary football rivalries!