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#1636
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on August 15, 2010, 04:49:11 AM
Quote from: Kingderp on August 15, 2010, 02:06:26 AM
I find myself sexually aroused by this,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aja7gcgRMJU&feature=related

The sofa scene was pretty hot.
I know. I cant help it, that machine...
Its like a giant metallic vagina of death.


I want to stick my cock in it.

Just the tip.

Just to see how it feels.
#1637
I find myself sexually aroused by this,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aja7gcgRMJU&feature=related
#1638
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 15, 2010, 01:27:24 AM

Zombies got shit on them Juggalos  :fnord:

Yeah, you think STONE ROCKS are bad,
Zombies throw METAL ROCKS.
#1639
Principia Discussion / Re: Discordian Evangelism
August 15, 2010, 01:34:22 AM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 15, 2010, 01:31:35 AM
Quote from: Ruby on August 15, 2010, 01:17:21 AM
That is all really fantastic! However, is it proven within individual works, or is it merely a philosophical approach. The evidence of 'Zen' like behaviour is not at all what I have been a witness to thus far, and so, hence, :lutz: I came here to find out from more than 'a select few'.

You have a hard time at reading comprehension don't you?

I think he might be a dyslexic. Or some strange breed of troll.
Perhaps some strange breed dyslexic troll.
#1640
Principia Discussion / Re: Discordian Evangelism
August 15, 2010, 01:31:16 AM
Quote from: Ruby on August 15, 2010, 01:17:21 AM
That is all really fantastic! However, is it proven within individual works, or is it merely a philosophical approach. The evidence of 'Zen' like behaviour is not at all what I have been a witness to thus far, and so, hence, :lutz: I came here to find out from more than 'a select few'.

:horrormirth:
That post gave me cancer.

#1641
www.tmz.com/2010/08/14/tila-tequila-attack-juggalos-concert-photos/
QuoteAccording to Tila, she took the stage at the Gathering of the Juggalos in Illinois -- a concert featuring such acts as Insane Clown Posse and Kottonmouth Kings.

Tila gave TMZ a very detailed account of what happened, saying: "I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE ROCKS in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage, and they even took the sh*t out of the port-0-potty and threw sh*t and piss at me when I was onstage."

She went on to say: "These people were trying to kill me.  So then after the last blow to my head with the firecracker they threw at me exploded, my bodygaurd and the other security grabbed me and ran as fast as they could to the shitty trailor.  Since their security SUCKS, the 2 thousand people ran after us, trying to kill me.  They almost got me so they finally reach the trailor, blood all over myself, cant stop bleeding, then all of a sudden, all 2 thousand people surround the trailor and busts the windows!!!  Even the guys INSIDE with me were shaking!  Their hands were shaking cuz they were so scared!  So 3 guys inside the trailor had to grab a table and push it over the broken windows and grabbed all the chairs they could find so hold the people from outside back.  It was scary as hell!"

Fucking Miracles.
#1642
Quote from: BadBeast on August 14, 2010, 11:03:16 PM
On the question of Psychedlics/Schizophrenia, Psychiatrists are unable to distinguish between a  Schizophrenic episode, and a mushroom or acid trip. Just saying.

Ive yet to drop acid and suddenly hear God talking to me and telling me the government is stealing my thoughts.
Mabye Im just not getting ahold of the good stuff. 
#1643
Quote from: Iptuous on August 14, 2010, 11:41:33 PM
ohai guys!
is this the end of the line for hugs from Dok?
:)

No its the front of the line for castrations.
#1644
Quote from: Sigmatic on August 14, 2010, 07:23:14 AM
Quote from: Kingderp on August 14, 2010, 04:26:27 AM
I for one personally hate every last one of you with the intensity of a thousand suns.


How do you go about doing that?

In the most narcissistic and pretentious way possible.
#1645
Principia Discussion / Re: Discordian Evangelism
August 14, 2010, 11:27:34 PM
Quote from: Ruby on August 14, 2010, 11:10:40 PM

Me: This reminds me of so many of the f*cked in the head individuals I know, bound within their own confusion (Eris being the representation of confusion driven by revenge.) and hell-bent on taking everyone else down with 'em. So, before I get a thousand knives my way, joining this site and finding myself corrected ;D is sure to be an experience.

Wat
:kingmeh:
#1646
Principia Discussion / Re: Discordian Evangelism
August 14, 2010, 07:47:18 PM
Quote from: Iron Sulfide on August 14, 2010, 06:54:50 AM
how possible would it be/what would it take to get Anti-Erisian propaganda on the Jack Van Impe hour?

The guy who said God sends the souls of sinners into black holes?

Not much Id assume.
:lulz:

In all seriousness, an Idea I had was that we could create our own christian "study" on the shocking rise of Erisian Paganism among the youth of today. We could also detail the horrid things that Eris worshipers do like Sex orgies and defaming churches and nativity scenes. Connecting it to the "Homosexual Agenda" would probably be our best bet. We could have "statistics" about the prominence of Eris worship among homosexuals in California, perhaps linking the Judge from the Prop 8 ruling with this "Anti-christian Erisian gay sex cult".

Another Idea would be to infiltrate christian forums and spread rumors about this dangerous Eris cult. Perhaps we could even infiltrate some of the Ex-Gay christian forums.

The key to all of this is to not name "Discordia" directly, because then just a quick google search would reveal it all as a joke. Wed have to make sure it was always an unnamed and mysterious group that worshiped Eris.
#1647
We arent living in the future we are living in the present.
#1648
Literate Chaotic / Re: Cain on Icke
August 14, 2010, 05:04:34 AM
Also, here is a deleted interview with Icke from Religulous.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TidD_MnrfHI&feature=related

He once saw the popes eyes turn reptilian.
#1649
Literate Chaotic / Re: Cain on Icke
August 14, 2010, 04:58:47 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 20, 2009, 09:44:31 AM
Quote from: CynicalCichilid on January 20, 2009, 05:07:11 AM
Quote from: So Can A Furby on January 19, 2009, 05:03:27 PM
But but but... lighthouses exist to prevent shipwrecks. Does he explain the contradiction?

Like every other contradiction in his ramblings, of course not.

I tried to read The Children Of The Matrix for laughs and had the same experience as Xooxe. It bored the living daylights out of me.

The book he wrote about his journey of accidental enlightenment in Brazil (or wherever it was) took the biscuit though. It was a real page-turner until the 'lightning & rain just for him moment' where he felt God enter him. That part became uncomfortable to read because it was obvious that the phenomena he was experiencing was the onset of full-blown mania.

Interestingly, there is probably no difference between mania and religious experience except in terms of lasting effect and the meaning given to the event.  I did study religious experiences for a while, in philosophy and the similarity between certain visions and, say, what happened to Phillip K Dick as described in VALIS only seems to be that the former had filters which allowed them to interpret their experiences via a socially acceptable religion. 


Funny thing is Phil was quite fond of conspiracy theories as well. One of his favorite theories was that our reality was some sort of reincarnation of ancient Rome and that Richard Nixon was actually Nero. Of course one of the primary differences is that Phil didnt latch onto his theories as truth and start parading them them around and that Phil was quite unsure of his ideas and frequently dropped or changed theories.

It does make you wonder, Ive heard theories that perhaps all religious leaders experienced the exact same phenomenon(What exactly that phenomenon is subject to debate). This phenomenon is indescribable in its true form so the person in question uses whatever spiritual vocabulary is available to him to try and understand what happened. Jesus knew of the prophecy of the Messiah so he said that was who he was. Phillip K Dick was a science fiction writer, so he described the experience as something pertaining to science fiction(VALIS).

Perhaps Icke experienced this once in a lifetime mysterious theoretic phenomenon but is too much of an idiot to relay it in an intelligent manner so instead he rambles on about reptiles... or perhaps hes just a mild Bi-Polar. The world may never know.

/paranoia

:fnord:
#1650
I for one personally hate every last one of you with the intensity of a thousand suns.