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I'm watching the second presidential debate...

Started by Signora Pæsior, October 17, 2012, 08:46:02 AM

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Signora Pæsior

... and if one of you spags who's a bit closer could just go falcon punch Mitt Romney for me, that would be awesome.

Alternatively, beat him over the head with a binder full of women.
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Yep. He's got Secret Service protection. I'd rather he just lose the election.
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Cain

http://www.theonion.com/articles/millions-head-to-internet-to-figure-out-their-own,29948/

QuoteFollowing tonight's debate between President Barack Obama and Republican challenger Mitt Romney, millions of Americans took to the Internet to read the views and responses of others so that they themselves could ultimately figure out how they felt about the candidates' performances.

I'll tell you how you should feel: FUCKING ASHAMED.

That was a perfectly good 90 minutes that could have been spent wanking*, getting drunk or playing Call of Duty: Black Ops, completely wasted.


*No, not to the debate, you sick fuck.

Nephew Twiddleton

Pretty much wht cain said. Even if i still watched tv on an actual tv i probably wouldnt have watched it anyway*

*i also had band practice which was more enjoyable anyway
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P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Cain on October 17, 2012, 02:02:47 PM
http://www.theonion.com/articles/millions-head-to-internet-to-figure-out-their-own,29948/

QuoteFollowing tonight's debate between President Barack Obama and Republican challenger Mitt Romney, millions of Americans took to the Internet to read the views and responses of others so that they themselves could ultimately figure out how they felt about the candidates' performances.

I'll tell you how you should feel: FUCKING ASHAMED.

That was a perfectly good 90 minutes that could have been spent wanking*, getting drunk or playing Call of Duty: Black Ops, completely wasted.


*No, not to the debate, you sick fuck.

Too late  :argh!: :oops:

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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

The debate:  Short form.


"Talking point."

"That's not true.  Talking point."

"Liar.  Talking point."

"No, you."

"NO U."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 17, 2012, 03:18:32 PM
The debate:  Short form.


"Talking point."

"That's not true.  Talking point."

"Liar.  Talking point."

"No, you."

"NO U."

Moderator:  "I will kill you and fuck the body."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Placid Dingo

Quote from: Cain on October 17, 2012, 02:02:47 PM
http://www.theonion.com/articles/millions-head-to-internet-to-figure-out-their-own,29948/

QuoteFollowing tonight's debate between President Barack Obama and Republican challenger Mitt Romney, millions of Americans took to the Internet to read the views and responses of others so that they themselves could ultimately figure out how they felt about the candidates' performances.

I'll tell you how you should feel: FUCKING ASHAMED.

That was a perfectly good 90 minutes that could have been spent wanking*, getting drunk or playing Call of Duty: Black Ops, completely wasted.


*No, not to the debate, you sick fuck.

Obviously the three above scenarios are meant to be simulanious.
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Juana

I'm gonna watch it Friday night so I can get as wasted as I need to not scream at the screen want.

It's not really accurate to call these things a debate. Debates require follow up questions and opponents need to be able to ask each other direct questions to be debate. Both of those are explicitly prohibited. There needs to be a new descriptor.
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LMNO

"Misdirection"?

"Circus Sideshow"?

"90-Minute Hate"?

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I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Man Yellow on October 17, 2012, 03:21:27 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 17, 2012, 03:18:32 PM
The debate:  Short form.


"Talking point."

"That's not true.  Talking point."

"Liar.  Talking point."

"No, you."

"NO U."

Moderator:  "I will kill you and fuck the body."

Compared to Lehrer, she was almost Nigel-like.  :lulz:
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