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Started by AFK, April 06, 2007, 06:42:13 PM

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AFK

Larry Craig's heart bypass surgery was complicated by his wide stents. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Telarus

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 13, 2010, 05:01:18 PM
What did the Cartographer say after he found the map he had lost?

Well, that's a relief. 

I have inflicted this pun upon the denizens of TCC, when I brought up the Map/Territory meme.  :lol:
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AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

"Hey, wanna trade some of that pasta personara of yours for some of this delicious bean stew I made with bits of man in it?"

"Sure," said the other cannibal.

When the cannibal later found out that the bean stew did in fact not have any bits of human in it, he realized he'd been had by a chili-con-man trick.
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Cramulus

http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/showbiz/2011/08/17/ac.ridiculist.depardieu.cnn

Anderson Cooper cannot keep a straight face while making a bunch of pee puns

Freeky

Quote from: Cramulus on August 18, 2011, 05:01:30 PM
http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/showbiz/2011/08/17/ac.ridiculist.depardieu.cnn

Anderson Cooper cannot keep a straight face while making a bunch of pee puns

:lulz: My favorite part was where he couldn't stop laughing.  That was hilarious.

Cramulus


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

 :lulz: Chemistry jokes never stop being funny.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."