I PITY THE TREES

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

In July 1976, Tureaud's platoon sergeant punished him by giving him the detail of chopping down trees during training camp at Fort McCoy in Wisconsin, but did not tell him how many trees, so Tureaud single-handedly chopped down over seventy trees from 6:30 am to 10:00 am, until a shocked major superseded the sergeant's orders.

In 1987, he angered the residents of a Chicago suburb, Lake Forest, by cutting down more than a hundred oak trees on his estate. The incident is now referred to as The Lake Forest Chain Saw Massacre.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._T

What the hell does Mr. T have against trees?

Also,

[Junkenstein]

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In July 1976, Tureaud's platoon sergeant punished him by giving him the detail of chopping down trees during training camp at Fort McCoy in Wisconsin, but did not tell him how many trees, so Tureaud single-handedly chopped down over seventy trees from 6:30 am to 10:00 am, until a shocked major superseded the sergeant's orders.

I think that's the closest you can get to winning in the army. Following orders TO THE LETTER in order to fuck over the person fucking you over.


The other, well, by that point he had a taste for it. Man should have been a lumberjack.

[Cain]

Same reason he aint getting in no plane (fool).

Mr. T is not a fan of heights.  Trees, planes, basketball players...he'll kill them all, one fine day.

[Dubya]

Great. Now Ive got an image of Mr T singing the lumberjack song stuck in my head.