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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, January 12, 2014, 10:00:07 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 13, 2014, 11:37:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 13, 2014, 08:32:46 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 13, 2014, 08:27:18 AM
He's kinda hot when not doing stupid hobbies and wearing dumb outfits  :fap:

Yeah, not a bad looking guy when he ISN'T RIDING A UNICYCLE IN A KILT WITH A DARTH VADER MASK PLAYING A BAGPIPE.

Somebody clearly wasn't breastfed.

If he never interacts with anyone, and someone smashed his bagpipe, I don't see the problem.

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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cainad (dec.)

I am but a humble Swamp Yankee, and I do not understand this. Has Portlandicity reached the point where real-life Pinealists just sort of appear out of thin air?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on January 13, 2014, 06:01:31 PM
I am but a humble Swamp Yankee, and I do not understand this. Has Portlandicity reached the point where real-life Pinealists just sort of appear out of thin air?

Yep.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


P3nT4gR4m

Jesus fuck, you're all allowed assault rifles in America, right? Can't you just exercise your x-amendment rights to pop a cap in his ass?

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Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 13, 2014, 06:09:22 PM
Jesus fuck, you're all allowed assault rifles in America, right? Can't you just exercise your x-amendment rights to pop a cap in his ass?

The only reason we don't do just that is...Once you started, how could you STOP?  You'd never be done.
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Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 13, 2014, 06:04:54 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on January 13, 2014, 06:01:31 PM
I am but a humble Swamp Yankee, and I do not understand this. Has Portlandicity reached the point where real-life Pinealists just sort of appear out of thin air?

Yep.


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Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 13, 2014, 06:14:26 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 13, 2014, 06:09:22 PM
Jesus fuck, you're all allowed assault rifles in America, right? Can't you just exercise your x-amendment rights to pop a cap in his ass?

The only reason we don't do just that is...Once you started, how could you STOP?  You'd never be done.
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Exactly.  And ammo prices are rising.
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Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 13, 2014, 06:14:26 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 13, 2014, 06:09:22 PM
Jesus fuck, you're all allowed assault rifles in America, right? Can't you just exercise your x-amendment rights to pop a cap in his ass?

The only reason we don't do just that is...Once you started, how could you STOP?  You'd never be done.

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