UNLIMITED GOP 2012 PRIMARY CANDIDATE THREAD

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Newt forgot to (or couldn't) pay the $1,000 filing fee in MO, so he can't even get on the ballot in that state.

I think we're being trolled.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Newt forgot to (or couldn't) pay the $1,000 filing fee in MO, so he can't even get on the ballot in that state.

I think we're being trolled.

You know, this is probably the only way that Romney would have been acceptable. Maybe it sounds a bit Machiavellian but maybe the rest of them are there just to make Mitt look good enough for conservatives to vote for.

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Newt forgot to (or couldn't) pay the $1,000 filing fee in MO, so he can't even get on the ballot in that state.

I think we're being trolled.

You know, this is probably the only way that Romney would have been acceptable. Maybe it sounds a bit Machiavellian but maybe the rest of them are there just to make Mitt look good enough for conservatives to vote for.

Hanlon's Razor.

[Cain]

Mitt Romney is probably cunning enough to come up with something like that...but getting the rest of the prima donnas to play along?  More luck herding cats.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Mitt Romney is probably cunning enough to come up with something like that...but getting the rest of the prima donnas to play along?  More luck herding cats.

Fair enough. Honestly though, I am surprised this primary race is still going on.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Newt forgot to (or couldn't) pay the $1,000 filing fee in MO, so he can't even get on the ballot in that state.

I think we're being trolled.

Ahahahahahaaaa what?

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

Newt forgot to (or couldn't) pay the $1,000 filing fee in MO, so he can't even get on the ballot in that state.

I think we're being trolled.

I have a similar feeling.  Newt was also the first one to sign up for a debate to be moderated by Donald Trump, and I think that's going to be a circus.

PMZ,
really hopes he asks the candidates questions about Obama's citizenship.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

a debate to be moderated by Donald Trump,

My brain actually cramped, just then.   

[LMNO]

Nigel could show up with Mother Theresa's festering skull as a hat, and I'd vote for her.

I'll take that a step further and state that ANY candidate for ANY office who shows us wearing Mother "No, I'd prefer to keep you alive until I can convert you regardless of what sort of unbearable misery you're suffering" Theresa's skull as a hat will automatically get my vote.

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Nigel could show up with Mother Theresa's festering skull as a hat, and I'd vote for her.

I'll take that a step further and state that ANY candidate for ANY office who shows us wearing Mother "No, I'd prefer to keep you alive until I can convert you regardless of what sort of unbearable misery you're suffering" Theresa's skull as a hat will automatically get my vote.

I like the texture.

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

a debate to be moderated by Donald Trump,

My brain actually cramped, just then.   

I'm disappointed.  This thing seems to be going over like a lead balloon.  Only Gingrich and Santorum have agreed to appear so far.  Huntsman and Paul turned it down immediately, Romney turned it down after waffling for a few days, and the others are still waffling.

Also, it's going to be on cable channels that few carriers provide, so most people would have to watch it on the internet.

[Luna]

a debate to be moderated by Donald Trump,

My brain actually cramped, just then.   

I'm disappointed.  This thing seems to be going over like a lead balloon.  Only Gingrich and Santorum have agreed to appear so far.  Huntsman and Paul turned it down immediately, Romney turned it down after waffling for a few days, and the others are still waffling.

Also, it's going to be on cable channels that few carriers provide, so most people would have to watch it on the internet.

Still, the stupid should be glorious.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Nigel could show up with Mother Theresa's festering skull as a hat, and I'd vote for her.

I'll take that a step further and state that ANY candidate for ANY office who shows us wearing Mother "No, I'd prefer to keep you alive until I can convert you regardless of what sort of unbearable misery you're suffering" Theresa's skull as a hat will automatically get my vote.

Ooooooooooooo!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Nigel could show up with Mother Theresa's festering skull as a hat, and I'd vote for her.

I'll take that a step further and state that ANY candidate for ANY office who shows us wearing Mother "No, I'd prefer to keep you alive until I can convert you regardless of what sort of unbearable misery you're suffering" Theresa's skull as a hat will automatically get my vote.

Ooooooooooooo!

I just in my pance.

Also, this:

[Freeky]

Little bit, yeah.  @-@