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Is the cricket underage?
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Quote from: Vene on August 14, 2008, 03:59:55 PM
Is the cricket underage?
No, the wings are full length and you can clearly see the ovipositor.
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Is better?
:eek: :boot:
Quote from: Nasturtiums on August 14, 2008, 10:15:40 PM
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Is better?
Yes, that Tettagoniid would be underage.
Quote from: Nasturtiums on August 14, 2008, 10:15:40 PM
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Is better?
Oh shit!
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Quote from: Kai on August 14, 2008, 09:46:59 PM
Quote from: Vene on August 14, 2008, 03:59:55 PM
Is the cricket underage?
No, the wings are full length and you can clearly see the ovipositor.
Well that might make it
physically mature but the state laws say if its under 18 years of age, its still a minor, so...
Dude, did he write this himself? http://s23.org/wiki/Reverend_Loveshade
Oh and for fuck's sake, if it's true he's four years YOUNGER than me, making him a complete and utter git.
QuoteReverend Uncle BadTouch is one of the most important and controversial 21st century Discordians and Personists[/quote
WOW
Gems from his lovingly crafted wiki jack off session:
Quoteeditor and chief writer of one of the most important of the new generation of Discordian/Personist works, Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht. This book is a rarity as it's the subject of several commentaries, including one by United States Senate candidate Al Barger [1], and is highly controversial even though it hasn't been yet been published.
So important and controversial, I have yet to see it discussed anywhere outside of Discordian internet communities. And very rarely among even them.
QuoteAt age 12, Bruce found his first love in a 15-year-old church choir member he nicknamed Malch. He volunteered as a janitor to clean up after practice so he could be near her. He also amused her with his antics, including sneaking up behind the choir director during a rehearsal and pretending to direct with a toilet plunger. One day at her home, she gave him his first French kiss.
But she refused to listen to him after he ceremoniously handed her a roll of toilet paper on which he had written "An Ode to M's Commode." She was convinced he had spied on her while she was sitting on the toilet, and refused to believe his denials.
tl,dr: "THROUGH THE GLORIOUS POWER OF WIKI, THE WORLD SHALL KNOW MY TRITE LIFE STORY! THEY SHALL BOW TO HOW COMICALLY ZANY I WAS AS A CHILD!"
QuoteHe became withdrawn. He challenged his teachers and grandparents, and when asked to quote Bible verses, would recite ones that were violently or sexually explicit. He was perhaps the only student in a Christian school who was forbidden by a teacher to read from the Bible.
br00tal dude. You were totally hXc as a kid.
QuoteAs of mid 2008, the book, some of which has been posted online, is apparently nearly completed, and the group will soon be looking for a publisher. It includes articles on animal and human sex, humorous and explicit illustrations, ek-sen-trik discordian holy days, essays, humorous stories, rants, poetry, and even the Smagmoid Kids Club. It promotes Personism, the concept that each person should be accepted and respected as individual, and also contains references to the group's activities, including some veiled clues about the members and information on the original Ek-sen-triks and Discordians.
I'll come for the essays and humorous stories, but I'll stay for the animal sex and explicit illustrations. Sign me up for a preorder.
QuoteTo make extra money, he appeared in at least three short pornographic movies, including one called "School Girl Spank" which allegedly featured the erotic spanking of a 16-year-old girl (who may actually have been 15).
and...
QuoteThe Ek-sen-trik Discordians were investigated for various suspected crimes including promotion of child pornography, possession of controlled substances (illegal drugs) and being an organized crime ring/religious cult. (If his porn film co-star was actually age 16, her film appearance was legal in England but would be considered illegal child pornography in America where the film was also sold. And she may actually have been 15 years old, making the film illegal in England as well. The group also promoted consensual sex for all ages.)
also, how fucking pretentious can somebody be? Dude, you're a fucking INTERNET DISCORDIAN. THIS MAKES YOU ABOUT AS IMPORTANT AND/OR INTERESTING AS THE MORNING DUMP I JUST TOOK.
NO, WAIT, MY DUMP WAS MORE INTERESTING THAN YOU BECAUSE IT WAS FULL OF CORN.
Go back into "hiding from government assassins" or whatever that lie you told was. fucking idiot.
Well he's certainly proud of his associations/allegations/investigations regarding underage sex so he can go dip his dick in a vat of battery acid and die a horrible painful death with the rest of the pedos.
it may actually be even lamer that he's trying to convince everyone that he has to hide from the government.
and if it IS true, it's almost certainly for kiddie porn, not his political affiliations.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 15, 2008, 01:15:59 PM
QuoteTo make extra money, he appeared in at least three short pornographic movies, including one called "School Girl Spank" which allegedly featured the erotic spanking of a 16-year-old girl (who may actually have been 15).
and...
QuoteThe Ek-sen-trik Discordians were investigated for various suspected crimes including promotion of child pornography, possession of controlled substances (illegal drugs) and being an organized crime ring/religious cult. (If his porn film co-star was actually age 16, her film appearance was legal in England but would be considered illegal child pornography in America where the film was also sold. And she may actually have been 15 years old, making the film illegal in England as well. The group also promoted consensual sex for all ages.)
also, how fucking pretentious can somebody be? Dude, you're a fucking INTERNET DISCORDIAN. THIS MAKES YOU ABOUT AS IMPORTANT AND/OR INTERESTING AS THE MORNING DUMP I JUST TOOK.
NO, WAIT, MY DUMP WAS MORE INTERESTING THAN YOU BECAUSE IT WAS FULL OF CORN.
Go back into "hiding from government assassins" or whatever that lie you told was. fucking idiot.
Full of CORN!?
Sorry, I don't mean to threadjack, but would you mind telling us moar about your bowel movement?
MY GOD...IT'S FULL OF CORN
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Why hasn't corn/Space Odyssey become an injoke yet?
Quote from: Pomp on August 15, 2008, 03:13:31 AM
Dude, did he write this himself? http://s23.org/wiki/Reverend_Loveshade
Oh and for fuck's sake, if it's true he's four years YOUNGER than me, making him a complete and utter git.
:x Really? For serious? Naw dude, just... naw.
Quote from: Cain on January 21, 2009, 11:52:04 AM
Why hasn't corn/Space Odyssey become an injoke yet?
I was a little surprised myself. I thought it was one of my wittier posts in months.
Just this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH7pOUm5s9k&p=BCCB2E400C246AFF&playnext=1&index=30
So hes an unfunny pedophile with a massive ego?
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Quote from: Nick Dipples on August 15, 2008, 03:58:26 PM
Full of CORN!?
Sorry, I don't mean to threadjack, but would you mind telling us moar about your bowel movement?
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 15, 2008, 10:26:08 PM
MY GOD...IT'S FULL OF CORN
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:mittens:
More of a repulsive wrongcock, who lives in a carefully constructed, but ultimately fragile world of self delusional fantasy. Being unable to sublimate the magnitude of his sexual proclivities, he seeks to inhabit a series of elaborate fantasies in order to avoid having to face up to the reality of the monster he really is. Thus, his fantasies become more and more removed from actual real life, until he is unable to sustain them, and inevitably, they come crashing down.
This forces him to either repudiate the truth, and remove himself from the genepool via suicide, (which hasn't, as far as I know, happened yet) or validate his deviancy by acting out his atrocious and unnacceptable sexual urges. Once these urges have been acted out, the horror drives him back into his fantasy world, and the whole sick charade begins again. I would (If there wasn't any legal impediment to this action) quite cheerfully and dispassionately despatch him, with a bullet. Not out of any sense of justice, or misguided vigilantism, but simply because it needs to be done. And the sooner the better.
I am in no way suggesting that anyone should actually murder him, or condoning murder in any way. I'm just objectifying the possible outcome of his sorry life, and following the moral objectives, from a practical viewpoint.
Quote from: BadBeast on August 12, 2010, 02:42:41 PM
More of a repulsive wrongcock, who lives in a carefully constructed, but ultimately fragile world of self delusional fantasy. Being unable to sublimate the magnitude of his sexual proclivities, he seeks to inhabit a series of elaborate fantasies in order to avoid having to face up to the reality of the monster he really is. Thus, his fantasies become more and more removed from actual real life, until he is unable to sustain them, and inevitably, they come crashing down.
This forces him to either repudiate the truth, and remove himself from the genepool via suicide, (which hasn't, as far as I know, happened yet) or validate his deviancy by acting out his atrocious and unnacceptable sexual urges. Once these urges have been acted out, the horror drives him back into his fantasy world, and the whole sick charade begins again. I would (If there wasn't any legal impediment to this action) quite cheerfully and dispassionately despatch him, with a bullet. Not out of any sense of justice, or misguided vigilantism, but simply because it needs to be done. And the sooner the better.
I am in no way suggesting that anyone should actually murder him, or condoning murder in any way. I'm just objectifying the possible outcome of his sorry life, and following the moral objectives, from a practical viewpoint.
The Buckley parallels are astonishing. Are you sure theyre not the same person?
Quote from: Kingderp on August 12, 2010, 03:01:46 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 12, 2010, 02:42:41 PM
More of a repulsive wrongcock, who lives in a carefully constructed, but ultimately fragile world of self delusional fantasy. Being unable to sublimate the magnitude of his sexual proclivities, he seeks to inhabit a series of elaborate fantasies in order to avoid having to face up to the reality of the monster he really is. Thus, his fantasies become more and more removed from actual real life, until he is unable to sustain them, and inevitably, they come crashing down.
This forces him to either repudiate the truth, and remove himself from the genepool via suicide, (which hasn't, as far as I know, happened yet) or validate his deviancy by acting out his atrocious and unnacceptable sexual urges. Once these urges have been acted out, the horror drives him back into his fantasy world, and the whole sick charade begins again. I would (If there wasn't any legal impediment to this action) quite cheerfully and dispassionately despatch him, with a bullet. Not out of any sense of justice, or misguided vigilantism, but simply because it needs to be done. And the sooner the better.
I am in no way suggesting that anyone should actually murder him, or condoning murder in any way. I'm just objectifying the possible outcome of his sorry life, and following the moral objectives, from a practical viewpoint.
The Buckley parallels are astonishing. Are you sure theyre not the same person?
Sorry, I don't know who Buckley is.
Quote from: BadBeast on August 12, 2010, 03:16:27 PM
Quote from: Kingderp on August 12, 2010, 03:01:46 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 12, 2010, 02:42:41 PM
More of a repulsive wrongcock, who lives in a carefully constructed, but ultimately fragile world of self delusional fantasy. Being unable to sublimate the magnitude of his sexual proclivities, he seeks to inhabit a series of elaborate fantasies in order to avoid having to face up to the reality of the monster he really is. Thus, his fantasies become more and more removed from actual real life, until he is unable to sustain them, and inevitably, they come crashing down.
This forces him to either repudiate the truth, and remove himself from the genepool via suicide, (which hasn't, as far as I know, happened yet) or validate his deviancy by acting out his atrocious and unnacceptable sexual urges. Once these urges have been acted out, the horror drives him back into his fantasy world, and the whole sick charade begins again. I would (If there wasn't any legal impediment to this action) quite cheerfully and dispassionately despatch him, with a bullet. Not out of any sense of justice, or misguided vigilantism, but simply because it needs to be done. And the sooner the better.
I am in no way suggesting that anyone should actually murder him, or condoning murder in any way. I'm just objectifying the possible outcome of his sorry life, and following the moral objectives, from a practical viewpoint.
The Buckley parallels are astonishing. Are you sure theyre not the same person?
Sorry, I don't know who Buckley is.
He created the horribly unfunny webcomic Cntrl+Alt+Del(Which I posted a strip of above). His personality is very much like the Reverend you described. Hes an egomaniac, an asshole, a pedophile and hes really really crazy. Theres far to much for me to describe here, you should google him.
Egomaniacs I can deal with, but really crazy asshole paedophiles tend to make my shit itch a little too much, to maintain present levels of serenity.
What a gigantic toolbox you've re-discovered here.
The Buckley parallels are astonishing. Are you sure theyre not the same person?
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Yes, we are pretty sure he's not also a webcomic artist.
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 12, 2010, 04:37:13 PM
Yes, we are pretty sure he's not also a webcomic artist.
I wouldnt use the term "artist" to describe Buckley in any fashion.
Quote from: Kingderp on August 12, 2010, 04:40:36 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 12, 2010, 04:37:13 PM
Yes, we are pretty sure he's not also a webcomic artist.
I wouldnt use the term "artist" to describe Buckley in any fashion.
Whatever.
I don't care whatever beef you have with this person, and wish you hadn't used it an an excuse to dredge up this horrible Uncle BadTouch thread.
I disagree. I still think the "IT'S FULL OF CORN" post might have been the pinnacle of my posting on this forum.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 14, 2010, 03:40:42 AM
I disagree. I still think the "IT'S FULL OF CORN" post might have been the pinnacle of my posting on this forum.
*Shivers* Then you need to try harder.
Gem though "IT'S FULL OF CORN" may be, this thread leaves the unmistakable smell of shit seeping up through my keyboard.