The Scriptures of Grug

[Zurtok Khan]

I.   The Goddess did come unto Grug and did give Grug an apple.

II.  Grug being a cavemen, did not know what to think of the apple (and, infact, was not sure how to think).

III.  The apple was shiny and golden, and smelled good.

IV.  Grug did bite the apple and did see that it was good.

V.  From the seeds of the apple did Grug make other trees for such apples.

VI.  And The Goddess did see that it was good, and did bless the many apple trees so that some them did become pears and oranges and tangerines and kiwi and strawberries and all manner of fruits of all the different shapes and sizes.

VII.  Grug's wife Griga did take the apples from Grug and did cut them up and put them in a pie.

VIII.  But, Griga was a very bad baker (she was the first one to do it, after all, I consider that a satisfactory excuse) and the pie was as hard as stone.

IX.  All was not lost, however, as Grug attached the apple pie to a stick, and invented the first unicycle.

X.  Thus one may see that The Goddess in her infinite wisdom invented the wheel with a golden apple, and that those who do not snub the proffered apple will prophet.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Nice one!

[hooplala]

Gold!  (wink)