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55 GALLONS OF WATER BASED LUBE

Started by Pope Pixie Pickle, December 03, 2014, 12:09:51 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

If you're ever interested in being rated a "valuable reviewer" and thus invited to the Amazon Vine progam, a good way to do that is write an amusing review. I get a lot of free shit from them thanks to my review of the badonkadonk and whatever else I reviewed in 2007 when I was drunk and bored.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Hilarious reviews!
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