The Unlimited Atlantic Hurricane Season Fread

[AFK]

It's pretty hard to see this corner at night currently because the power is still fucking out. 

[Doktor Howl]

It's pretty hard to see this corner at night currently because the power is still fucking out. 

Remember when we used to be able to fix shit when it broke?

[Suu]

I think all of Aquidneck Island and East Bay are still out, here.

[Adios]

It's pretty hard to see this corner at night currently because the power is still fucking out. 

Remember when we used to be able to fix shit when it broke?

Barely.

[Doktor Howl]

It's pretty hard to see this corner at night currently because the power is still fucking out.  

Remember when we used to be able to fix shit when it broke?

Barely.

I distinctly remember that in the 70s and 80s, we fixed shit when it broke.

Now we just pray to the Machine God.

[AFK]

It's pretty hard to see this corner at night currently because the power is still fucking out. 

Remember when we used to be able to fix shit when it broke?

When I was in line to get my coffee, there was a lady in front of me form a near-by neighborhood.  She said that there is this big tree down that has fucked the electricity there.  They've scheduled the removal of the tree for Friday.  They probably won't have power back until next week.  

Also, cold showers are not as invigorating as one might think.  

[AFK]

It's pretty hard to see this corner at night currently because the power is still fucking out.  

Remember when we used to be able to fix shit when it broke?

Barely.

I distinctly remember that in the 70s and 80s, we fixed shit when it broke.

Now we just pray to the Machine God.

Yes, and one thing the power company SHOULDN'T do, is call you, ask you if your power is still out, and then proceed to tell you there is a crew "in the area", hinting that your shit is going to be fixed, and then, the crew doesn't come around, and your shit doesn't get fixed.  I mean, I'd rather just imagine my power company being slow and inefficient, but it's another thing to also think of them as a goddamned tease on top of all that. 

[Doktor Howl]

It's pretty hard to see this corner at night currently because the power is still fucking out. 

Remember when we used to be able to fix shit when it broke?

When I was in line to get my coffee, there was a lady in front of me form a near-by neighborhood.  She said that there is this big tree down that has fucked the electricity there.  They've scheduled the removal of the tree for Friday.  They probably won't have power back until next week.  

Also, cold showers are not as invigorating as one might think.  

When I was a kid, people hadn't learned to think of a functional government as a bad thing.  That came along when I was a teenager.  The results are fairly obvious, I think.

[Adios]

It's pretty hard to see this corner at night currently because the power is still fucking out.  

Remember when we used to be able to fix shit when it broke?

Barely.

I distinctly remember that in the 70s and 80s, we fixed shit when it broke.

Now we just pray to the Machine God.

Yes, and one thing the power company SHOULDN'T do, is call you, ask you if your power is still out, and then proceed to tell you there is a crew "in the area", hinting that your shit is going to be fixed, and then, the crew doesn't come around, and your shit doesn't get fixed.  I mean, I'd rather just imagine my power company being slow and inefficient, but it's another thing to also think of them as a goddamned tease on top of all that. 

See? This is what is wrong in America, misplaced values. You little people need to settle the fuck down and wait until the important people get their shit fixed first.

[Doktor Howl]

It's pretty hard to see this corner at night currently because the power is still fucking out.  

Remember when we used to be able to fix shit when it broke?

Barely.

I distinctly remember that in the 70s and 80s, we fixed shit when it broke.

Now we just pray to the Machine God.

Yes, and one thing the power company SHOULDN'T do, is call you, ask you if your power is still out, and then proceed to tell you there is a crew "in the area", hinting that your shit is going to be fixed, and then, the crew doesn't come around, and your shit doesn't get fixed.  I mean, I'd rather just imagine my power company being slow and inefficient, but it's another thing to also think of them as a goddamned tease on top of all that. 

See? This is what is wrong in America, misplaced values. You little people need to settle the fuck down and wait until the important people get their shit fixed first.

FACT.

Paul LePage needs the air conditioner on his dog house, or Mr Fluffy might get too hot.

[AFK]

We're one of the last neighborhoods to get plowed in the winter, so yeah, I'm not about to hold my breath anytime soon.  Thankfully my wife's step-father brought us a generator.  So at least, we can salvage the food that's in our freezer.  The stuff in the fridge is pretty much toast.  

[navkat]

It's pretty hard to see this corner at night currently because the power is still fucking out.  

Remember when we used to be able to fix shit when it broke?

Barely.

I distinctly remember that in the 70s and 80s, we fixed shit when it broke.

Now we just pray to the Machine God.

Yes, and one thing the power company SHOULDN'T do, is call you, ask you if your power is still out, and then proceed to tell you there is a crew "in the area", hinting that your shit is going to be fixed, and then, the crew doesn't come around, and your shit doesn't get fixed.  I mean, I'd rather just imagine my power company being slow and inefficient, but it's another thing to also think of them as a goddamned tease on top of all that. 

When the power company calls to ask if your power's out, scream into the phone "YES! YES IT IS AND WE DON'T KNOW HOW GRANDMA IS GOING TO BREATHE WHEN THE GENERATOR GOES AND HER O2 MACHINE CUTS OFF. WE DON'T HAVE THE HEART TO TELL HER WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF GAS."

3. ???

4. Profit

[Doktor Howl]

Having just googled Paul LePage, I can state with authority that he has a very punchable face.

[Doktor Howl]

When the power company calls to ask if your power's out, scream into the phone "YES! YES IT IS AND WE DON'T KNOW HOW GRANDMA IS GOING TO BREATHE WHEN THE GENERATOR GOES AND HER O2 MACHINE CUTS OFF. WE DON'T HAVE THE HEART TO TELL HER WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF GAS."

3. ???

4. Profit

Republican governor in that state.  They'd just give a nasty laugh and hang up.

[Adios]

It's pretty hard to see this corner at night currently because the power is still fucking out.  

Remember when we used to be able to fix shit when it broke?

Barely.

I distinctly remember that in the 70s and 80s, we fixed shit when it broke.

Now we just pray to the Machine God.

Yes, and one thing the power company SHOULDN'T do, is call you, ask you if your power is still out, and then proceed to tell you there is a crew "in the area", hinting that your shit is going to be fixed, and then, the crew doesn't come around, and your shit doesn't get fixed.  I mean, I'd rather just imagine my power company being slow and inefficient, but it's another thing to also think of them as a goddamned tease on top of all that. 

When the power company calls to ask if your power's out, scream into the phone "YES! YES IT IS AND WE DON'T KNOW HOW GRANDMA IS GOING TO BREATHE WHEN THE GENERATOR GOES AND HER O2 MACHINE CUTS OFF. WE DON'T HAVE THE HEART TO TELL HER WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF GAS."

3. ???

4. Profit

You are operating under the false impression that they would give a fuck.