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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Cramulus, December 17, 2008, 08:24:05 PM

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Bu🤠ns

#45
December 27, 2008, 06:36:59 PM
JUST BECAUSE IM YOUR PRINTER DOESN'T MEAN I'M GONNA DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK FOR YOU.

Iason Ouabache

#46
December 29, 2008, 07:19:44 AM
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Kai

#47
December 29, 2008, 08:25:56 AM
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Cramulus

#48
December 30, 2008, 12:54:48 AM
I'm in love with myself but a breakup is imminent.

Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard

#49
January 04, 2009, 02:59:54 PM
Look where you're fucking walking, undergrad!
"But one intelligence source we know suggests that an injection of a tiny amount of pure nicotine in the anus has the result of killing someone without leaving a mark. We're still trying to get to the bottom of this." --- Robert Eringer, On Marilyn, the Illuminati, and the Father of Our Country, The Investigator, 14 February 2009

Payne

#50
January 04, 2009, 03:51:53 PM
She doesn't like you either.

Cramulus

#51
January 05, 2009, 02:52:01 PM
Oh cool, I see you also prepared a bunch of stale, banal anecdotes for the January 5th water cooler small talk marathon.

Payne

#52
January 05, 2009, 02:59:42 PM
Oh my god I can't believe you did that again you stupid in-bred monkey cock sucking excuse for euthanasia, I told you before that I don't care what kind of water it is as long as it's water you can drown in now go pour me another cup of FUCKING COFFEE BITCH!

Cramulus

#53
January 05, 2009, 08:10:00 PM
Aw man, and I thought I would make it through New Years without anyone laying down a "See you next year!" followed by a bunch of moronic chortling.




thanks, Eve's brother.

AFK

#54
January 05, 2009, 08:20:49 PM
Man, I really, really wish you DID have my back because it is aching like a motherfluffer right now. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#55
January 05, 2009, 08:24:43 PM
i did that to my collegues :oops:
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Rococo Modem Basilisk

#56
January 09, 2009, 02:30:47 AM
If what I say blatantly contradicts itself, contains obvious hyperbole, an emoticon, or alliteration, that's a PRETTY DAMN GOOD clue that I'm probably AT LEAST HALF KIDDING, and that you should not TAKE MY STATEMENTS SERIOUSLY, especially when I *ADMIT* that I rarely know what I MYSELF believe.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#57
January 09, 2009, 03:55:00 AM
Playing Devil's Advocate in blatantly stupid/ignorant ways is lame; fuck off.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

P3nT4gR4m

#58
January 09, 2009, 11:51:19 AM
Look, I would like to make this perfectly clear but your inordinate level of stupidity renders this course of action impossible so instead I'm just going to beat the living shit out of you for 5 mins by way of settling this debate.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

bds

#59
January 10, 2009, 12:20:46 PM
FUCKING ILL AND I CAN'T CONCENTRATE ON ANYTHING AND I'M BORED BUT I STILL CAN'T CONCENTRATE AND EVERYTHING'S GOING WRONG AND I'M ANNOYED!!


:argh!:

I need a coupla days off...
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