UNLIMITED PAULA DEEN NIGHTMARE THREAD!

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Paula Deen is some sort of nightmarish abomination wearing a human mask.

Exhibit A:


Exhibit B:

[Elder Iptuous]

Her face is unwavering

[Freeky]

But I love Paula Dean!

[Dalek]

I really don't know why, but I almost fell of my chair laughing, when I saw her face.

[Cramulus]

I've never heard of this woman, but









oh god it looks like it's ready to strike!

[Iason Ouabache]

And just think, that's what she looked like before she got a ham to the face.

[rygD]

But she makes deliciousness.

[Dysnomia]

I love this woman.   

[Nast]

Better than that bitch Sara Lee.

[-Kel-]

I bet some hide of a cow became possessed, removed itself and re-attached to this poor woman's head!

Food first, then WORLD DOMINATION!!!

[P3nT4gR4m]

Paula Deen is some sort of nightmarish abomination wearing a human mask.

Exhibit A:

Oh my fucking god, those eyes They look like they've been painted onto the back of her skull using my worst nightmares as ink 

[Suu]

HATE HATE HATE HATE!

That woman puts more butter than absolutely needed in anything ever into one dish and then puts the whole fucking thing to her dome piece. UGH.

Look at her! She's like Miss Piggy on fucking ACID!

[Dysnomia]

[Chief Uwachiquen]

HATE HATE HATE HATE!

That woman puts more butter than absolutely needed in anything ever into one dish and then puts the whole fucking thing to her dome piece. UGH.

Look at her! She's like Miss Piggy on fucking ACID!

Yeah, her use of butter literally makes my arteries hurt thinking about it. I mean, yeah, some is all right. The other thing I hate about her is how she kills most things with Salt, too. OF COURSE IT TASTES GOOD. BUTTER + SALT = HEY THIS TASTES LIKE BUTTERY SALTYNESS. IT MUST BE EDIBLE.

Guh. Though the brunt of my ire is saved for Bobby Flay and what's-her-name. 30 minute meals bitch.

[Freeky]

HATE HATE HATE HATE!

That woman puts more butter than absolutely needed in anything ever into one dish and then puts the whole fucking thing to her dome piece. UGH.

Look at her! She's like Miss Piggy on fucking ACID!

Yeah, her use of butter literally makes my arteries hurt thinking about it. I mean, yeah, some is all right. The other thing I hate about her is how she kills most things with Salt, too. OF COURSE IT TASTES GOOD. BUTTER + SALT = HEY THIS TASTES LIKE BUTTERY SALTYNESS. IT MUST BE EDIBLE.

Guh. Though the brunt of my ire is saved for Bobby Flay and what's-her-name. 30 minute meals bitch.

Rachel Ray. What's wrong with Bobby Flay?

I absolutley LOATHE Ina Garten. Her ideas on what is reasonable to use in anything is so ridiculous, it all has to be so expensive cuz that means it better ofr some reason. >:/ Stupid rich people and their not-poor ways....