Ladies & Gentleman...I give you The PERFECT AMERICAN!

Started by Mangrove, July 08, 2011, 05:24:21 PM

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Phox

#15
July 09, 2011, 07:20:00 AM
So... I'm the only one whose reaction is  :lulz: ?

notathing

#16
July 09, 2011, 08:46:46 AM Last Edit: June 03, 2012, 08:19:56 AM by wehmut
i was most disturbed by the closing paragraph, honestly.

Laughin Jude

#17
July 09, 2011, 06:23:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 09, 2011, 07:20:00 AM
So... I'm the only one whose reaction is  :lulz: ?
Hell, that's my default reaction to everything anymore, so much so that it's not even worth mentioning most of the time.
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#18
July 09, 2011, 06:26:59 PM
I am beyond horrified that she would subject her children to this.
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#19
July 09, 2011, 06:30:13 PM
She should lose her kids. End of story.
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#20
July 10, 2011, 02:21:24 AM
Nothing to add but
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Ten Ton Mantis

#21
July 10, 2011, 05:49:04 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 08, 2011, 05:55:41 PM
Her four year old has to feed her.

For fuck's sake.

SHE MUST SPAWN MORE SO THAT SHE MAY DEVOUR THE EARTH!

Jenne

#22
July 10, 2011, 05:09:26 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on July 10, 2011, 05:49:04 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 08, 2011, 05:55:41 PM
Her four year old has to feed her.

For fuck's sake.

SHE MUST SPAWN MORE SO THAT SHE MAY DEVOUR THE EARTH!

:lulz:  Seems that may very well happen.
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