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Fuck you I love the hurdy-gurdy.  Hurdy-gurdies are fucking metal:

evidence:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DYKsQqQgSk

RWHN,
Heavy Metal Hipster

Coyote says he created hipsters as a prank. He apologizes. He is very much ashamed of his prank.

Eww. To be perfectly blunt, I believe that all the nations of the world should launch a joint operation to eradicate all roaches, perhaps by vaporization, or by crushing them with lead pipes (the latter makes a very satisfying BONG! noise).

Internal dialogue in my head:

ME1: This thread makes me wonder, am I a hipster?
ME2: Uhh... you wear jackboots with knee-high athletic socks and pinstripe slacks cut off at the knees. And nobody thinks you're cool.
ME1: Oh yeah. SAVED!

Hipster in denial. No one thinks hipsters are cool. Hipsters wear random clothes that make no sense.

Hipsters think hipsters are cool.

There is probably secret hipster lusting going on behind your back.

Internal dialogue in my head:

ME1: This thread makes me wonder, am I a hipster?
ME2: Uhh... you wear jackboots with knee-high athletic socks and pinstripe slacks cut off at the knees. And nobody thinks you're cool.
ME1: Oh yeah. SAVED!

Hipster in denial. No one thinks hipsters are cool. Hipsters wear random clothes that make no sense.

All I know is now I want to see several hurdy-gurdy hooked up a machine that automatically plays them using an overly elaborate steam powered engine.

Wouldnt the heat and humidty from the steam cause them to go out of tune quicker?
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Excellent point...also, damn you.

WTF??

No, I really don't want to know.

All I know is now I want to see several hurdy-gurdy hooked up a machine that automatically plays them using an overly elaborate steam powered engine.

Some of yur pandas are bugged

STOP PANDAERING!

So....
i wondered, "just what the fuck is a hipster" and ggogled it.
urban dictionary was the first result and gave a lengthy definition.

aaaaaand...

this place kinda fits the bill....

Is that ironic?