I am compiling a organazational chart of the POEE/Discordian Society/GUF:.EA for my soon to be finished book,
"Los Frupanishads" or "The Emperor Norton's New Clothes"
All Cabals wishing to be listed please give a nod-
Cross referencing and footnotes will be considered.
Hail Eris!
What about independents who don't need no stinkin cabals?
Ok- independents will be listed with cabals
(like there's a difference)
Some of us don't need imaginary friends.
I like my imaginary friends.
and some of us are imgainary friends.
My Cabals - Those Who Will Not Be Named
and then there is also the Illuminaughti (females only)
The Maude Senger Cabal, which has various devisions, too many to name while so hung over from a massive sugar and caffeine buzz
Logis Discordia
Founded by the Late St. Nietzsche (Keeper of the Sacred Hotdog Water)
Internationally Unknown Brotherhood Of Dorks (All-Inclusive)
Founded by the Late St. Bastard (Keeper of the Dorkus Malfactum)
and last but not least, and quite disturbingly, non-defunct:
K.L.U.T.Z. King Lyrius' Uncouth Terror Zenjas
Founded buy the Klutz Kommander, Sir Louis' Friend. His papal name is Festwo. (sounds like Fest-oooo) (Keeper of the White Rapture)
Carbohydrate Liberation Front....duh.
:D
I wouldn't mention the NSRA.
they're touchy about that sort of thing, and by "touchy", I mean "likely to remove your eyeballs from your head with a dull spork"
Grand Masons of Discord
founded by General Evil and myself
responsible for many good times in the city of Rockford, IL
I am the supreme dictating emperor or the Crucify Rod Stewart Foundation. (CRSF)
how do you get a dull spork?
Quote from: DiLhow do you get a dull spork?
Have you ever seen a sharp one?
I have a sharp one
I am a member of the Maine Platypus Cabal.
Co-Founded by brother Chuck Full-O-Pope and now fleshed out to an organization of three by Comrade Son Sue but he may become someone (or something) else.
I have also started the Draw and Quarter Bryan Adams Society (or DQBAS inspired by CRSF) of which I am currently the only member though my mates from the Platypus cheer me on.
And I am High Lord of the Warhammer Appreciation Club. Our motto being, "Changing the World, One Smashed Skull at a Time!"
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?
And I am High Lord of the Warhammer Appreciation Club. Our motto being, "Changing the World, One Smashed Skull at a Time!"
Dude, can I get in on this?
I play axe golf,
Pick a target
THROW
whom ever gets it closest in the least amount of throws wins a case of beer.
PRETTY PLEASE!!
I am an employee of the Sylvan Forest gnomeworks. It's not a cabal.
More like a craft guild.
Absolutely, you don't happen to work in retail do you? Being a member of the Club is really helpful when you have to deal with that customer is returning to your store a rusty can opener he bought in 1965. We are currently designing our official Warhammer of Customer Service. Later, when my daughter gets older, I will have the No-My-Daughter-Will-Not-Be-Going-Out-With-You Teeneage Boy Smiter!
jesus, I worked at starbucks for 4 years
can you think of anywhere else that needs to be smashed more than them?
Oh man, I love Starbucks and it pisses me off when I see someone giving the baristas a hard time. I usually stick up for them. They deserve a smiting plus a crotch scalding. I believe a bold roast would be most appropriate.
oh
you like the Bucks eh?
they screwed YT all sorts of over
they need a good smashing
Well, I like the one in the Mall where I work. I think it's just the people who work there. Although I have to admit I don't frequent as much as I used to since they did away with the discount for Mall employees. I've been seeing Gloria Jean's a lot more lately because of that.
The Cabal That Shall Not Be Named Because It Is Too Sexy (TCTSHBNBIITS)
we are dying out...the members keep graduating =/
Discordians for a Softer Sandpaper Society.
I was Co-Episkopos with St Hugh, but I think I'm now Episkopos by default.
Or not.
The Psycherotic Church
Founded in 1997 as "a joke that seemed like a good idea at the time" by four people in the BeeHive coffeshop in Pittsburgh. The Church grew to include several part-time members from three states (PA, NJ, OH) and a local surrealist art group. Disbanded in 2003 after a series of arrests by the local police. While none of the arrests were of the core Psycherotic group (the "High Loonies" and the "Duckist Conspiracy"), the "joke" no longer seemed like a good idea. Their holy text, "The Testament of Psychosis", has since been destroyed.
fuck the pilusophy revolution (ftpr)
Founded in 2002 in response to the destruction of the U.S.'s twin-phallus. This group of "sexual surrealists" formed around a 14-year-old self-professed "prostitute and prophet" who went by the name Xristin Xara. They leeched onto the Psycherotic Church for the purpose of dissemination of their meme-plex. The group, except for Xristin Xara, was arrested in 2003 for promoting child prostitution and pedophilia. Xristin Xara overdosed on heroin in 2005.
And, yes, I was a part-time member of the Psycherotic Church. I kept telling them to drop the ftpr freaks, but they were into collecting "bizarre memes" (hence the name "psyche-erotica").
Anyway, you'll excuse me if I declare myself Independant and refuse to join any group ever.
No cabal. Zorga is not Discordian.
Quote from: the other anonymousBeeHive coffeshop in Pittsburgh
I wanna go there
such a cool place
Quote from: Original Recipe TurdI wouldn't mention the NSRA.
By all means, then, don't post about them on the INTERNET WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE
:wink:
::snicker::
::dairymilk::
As for my cabal, yeah you can talk about it if you want, dude. CLF was formed in December 2004 and we have a handful of members, and one of 'em isn't on this board even. And we love beer, and we have a logo. :D
::chalks one up to AC::
The most recent Cabal that i am part of (KLUTZ) is best described as following:
Quote from: Louis' Friend
We are not a PAWN
White Rapture is Our Death, EVERY LAST ONE.
We are operatives against the White Rapture.
We are not Artists concerned with Reality-
We are Realists concerned with ART
In an age when War is declared on Terror,
And nothing has specified-
The Red Pill, or the Blue Pill-
We must assume that War On Terror
Is Terror of All Kinds.
Political Terror, Fascist Terror...
Social Terror, Disobediance and Thelema...
Economical Terror, Driving the Rich and Poor
To further extremes, Monetary as More Than
Information...
Religious Terror, Challenging the Status Quo of Ideas
And Ideals...
Artistic Terror, the Abuse of Color and Sound, the
Ativistic Nature of Advertising, Second Circuit
Propaganda, MetaBrainwashing (Behavioural and
Ideological Conditioning), Smudging of Details,
Glorifying the Trivial, Trivializing the Trivial,
Distorting the Lies...
We, Therefore, Are Also Terrorists if we Combat.
Retaliation is Implicit Consent of Participation,
Acceptance, if not Promotion, of the Great Game.
To Play By The Rules is to be Just in that Game.
To Break those Rules is to Alter the Game.
The First Rule is: Keep Your Mouth Shut
Quote from: MalaulQuote from: the other anonymousBeeHive coffeshop in Pittsburgh
I wanna go there
such a cool place
Have you been there before? Maybe we've met.
LMNO
First Church of Last Exit Before Toll.
The less said about it, the better.
Quote from: the other anonymousQuote from: MalaulQuote from: the other anonymousBeeHive coffeshop in Pittsburgh
I wanna go there
such a cool place
Have you been there before? Maybe we've met.
no, Ive never been but my friend PJ goes there ALL the time and wears a shirt fom there consistantly... maybe you know him?
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: DiLhow do you get a dull spork?
Have you ever seen a sharp one?
Yes.
Quote from: MalaulQuote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?
And I am High Lord of the Warhammer Appreciation Club. Our motto being, "Changing the World, One Smashed Skull at a Time!"
Dude, can I get in on this?
I play axe golf,
Pick a target
THROW
whom ever gets it closest in the least amount of throws wins a case of beer.
PRETTY PLEASE!!
This sounds a little bit like shotgun golf.
Quote from: agent compassionQuote from: Original Recipe TurdI wouldn't mention the NSRA.
By all means, then, don't post about them on the INTERNET WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE
:wink:
NOBODY OF CONSEQUENCE PAYS ATTENTION TO INFOTARDED SUPERDRIVEWAY.
EVERYONE KNOWS THIS.
8)
Quote from: FnordiscordiaQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: DiLhow do you get a dull spork?
Have you ever seen a sharp one?
Yes.
picture?
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y150/fungym/sporkreal.jpg)thats look sharp
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Quote from: Malaul(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y150/fungym/sporkreal.jpg)thats look sharp
OOoohhhh, shiney, that does look sharp. I am more familiar with the ones you get for free from Taco Bell, hehehe I have lots of assorted utensils, but none of them look like that. :?
Shiny, sharp...that spork is HOT.
Quote from: MalaulQuote from: the other anonymousQuote from: MalaulQuote from: the other anonymousBeeHive coffeshop in Pittsburgh
I wanna go there
such a cool place
Have you been there before? Maybe we've met.
no, Ive never been but my friend PJ goes there ALL the time and wears a shirt fom there consistantly... maybe you know him?
Nobody by that name. Unless, of course, he's really Phat Man Dee out of disguise...
I AM A MEMBER OF A GROUP WHOS NAME I CANNOT SAY BECAUSE I WILL GET STABBED IF I DO, OW! IT HURTS BEIGN STABBED! I RECCOMEND AVOIDING IT, AND FOR GREAT JUSTICE STFU ABOUT GOOD MINDFUCKS BECAUSE YOU GO TO JAIL; BRAGGING IS FUN AND DANGEROUS.
Quote from: the other anonymousQuote from: MalaulQuote from: the other anonymousQuote from: MalaulQuote from: the other anonymousBeeHive coffeshop in Pittsburgh
I wanna go there
such a cool place
Have you been there before? Maybe we've met.
no, Ive never been but my friend PJ goes there ALL the time and wears a shirt fom there consistantly... maybe you know him?
Nobody by that name. Unless, of course, he's really Phat Man Dee out of disguise...
ya just never know
he might be
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomDiscordians for a Softer Sandpaper Society.
I was Co-Episkopos with St Hugh, but I think I'm now Episkopos by default.
Or not.
Yep. Bella is Episkopos by default.
It is also known as the Purple Monkey Mafia.
Then there are some of the other names.....I'll get to those later.
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Yep. Bella is Episkopos by default.
It is also known as the Purple Monkey Mafia.
Then there are some of the other names.....I'll get to those later.
That's what I thought, but I wasn't sure.
In fact, I can't quite put my finger on how I got to be Episkopos in the first place.
Divine Intermission
Quote from: agent compassionCarbohydrate Liberation Front....duh.
:D
Put it in bold in your book, as it's a "real" Cabal (others posted here are probably things made up, as a joke).
penis envy cult for a more equal tomorrow cabal.
turd is the president.
eric is his sassy adn sexually willing secretary.
aini makes the office jealous by walking around with her wang hanging out fo her pants.
wow
you keep puttin turd in odd situatuions with Eric
and now youre addin aini in?
Are ou mad at the lad?
HE'S JUST BUMMED CUZ HE FELT LEFT OUT OF THE WHOLE "ME VS. HUGH" DRAMA.
BUT HE WAS ONLY LEFT OUT BECAUSE HE DOESN'T SUCK AT LIFE.
YET.
8)
Quote from: IssarlkQuote from: agent compassionCarbohydrate Liberation Front....duh.
:D
Put it in bold in your book, as it's a "real" Cabal (others posted here are probably things made up, as a joke).
waddaya mean? they're all real.
KLUTZ is, at least. Tantric Terror Zenjas...changing the world, one orgasm
at a time. Decorating the world, one building side at a time.
The CRSF is totally fake.
I am Episkopos of the Kaufman Cabal, which includes myself and a handful of other Hogtown weirdos.
Also known as the Andy Kaufman Cabal.
Quote from: Classic TurdQuote from: agent compassionQuote from: Original Recipe TurdI wouldn't mention the NSRA.
By all means, then, don't post about them on the INTERNET WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE
:wink:
NOBODY OF CONSEQUENCE PAYS ATTENTION TO INFOTARDED SUPERDRIVEWAY.
EVERYONE KNOWS THIS.
8)
This is the correct answer. I believed the invasion of Iraq in 2003 was fake because of the internet.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Yep. Bella is Episkopos by default.
It is also known as the Purple Monkey Mafia.
Then there are some of the other names.....I'll get to those later.
That's what I thought, but I wasn't sure.
In fact, I can't quite put my finger on how I got to be Episkopos in the first place.
You were elected. Since no one else bothered to vote, mine was the one that counted. Actually mine would have been the only one that counted anyway. I'll send you the seals of the office soon enough.
Quote from: N'yo B?©, Terrorist ZenjaQuote from: IssarlkQuote from: agent compassionCarbohydrate Liberation Front....duh.
:D
Put it in bold in your book, as it's a "real" Cabal (others posted here are probably things made up, as a joke).
waddaya mean? they're all real.
KLUTZ is, at least. Tantric Terror Zenjas...changing the world, one orgasm
at a time. Decorating the world, one building side at a time.
As far as I'm concerned, If it's written, it's real-
unless it's supposed to be fake- Or just a front.
And electing others into positions without their knowledge is just fine. In fact- It's really swell.
All entries are duely noted and appreciated
keep it up!
Quote from: Malaulwow
you keep puttin turd in odd situatuions with Eric
and now youre addin aini in?
Are ou mad at the lad?
i was jsut ribbin turd a bit. :lol:
I WAS RIBBED FOR HIS PLEASURE.
8)
don't forget lubricated
Quote from: Malaclypse the Tertiaryand electing others into positions without their knowledge is just fine. In fact- It's really swell.
Cool. Because that's pretty much what happened to me.
It's actually working out well, so far. I don't know my cabal members and they don't know me - which means little or no work on my part and they don't have anyone telling them what to do.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: Malaclypse the Tertiaryand electing others into positions without their knowledge is just fine. In fact- It's really swell.
Cool. Because that's pretty much what happened to me.
It's actually working out well, so far. I don't know my cabal members and they don't know me - which means little or no work on my part and they don't have anyone telling them what to do.
Maybe we can carry this over to international relations. Can we swap
George W. Bush for the President of Burundi?
CLF, real? I don't know.
I mean, I've never tackled a total stranger and demanded chocolate from them IRL.
:twisted:
The CLF did briefly manifest in another form though, as an improv team....it disbanded a few weeks later. Nobody got any chocolate.
Quote from: agent compassion
I mean, I've never tackled a total stranger and demanded chocolate from them IRL.
i have. but i didnt get any :( they gave me frenchfries though!
I am the big cheese of the nachos and crapachino cabal, heh, which is cool cuz no one wants to be around me when I have either one, heh, HEHEH, heh
Quote from: mian tiao noodleQuote from: agent compassion
I mean, I've never tackled a total stranger and demanded chocolate from them IRL.
i have. but i didnt get any :( they gave me frenchfries though!
THAT'S ONE LUCKY STRANGER.
8)
Quote from: Classic TurdQuote from: mian tiao noodleQuote from: agent compassion
I mean, I've never tackled a total stranger and demanded chocolate from them IRL.
i have. but i didnt get any :( they gave me frenchfries though!
THAT'S ONE LUCKY STRANGER.
8)
The Correct Answer has been stated above.
Quote from: agent compassion
I mean, I've never tackled a total stranger and demanded chocolate from them IRL.
I did this just last night
someoen had those lil lindser truffle dealies with the hazelnut goo in em
I just walked over , made a gun shape outta my hand and said
"you chocolate or your life" all mean like
the guy smiled at me demonicly, put the treat between his teeth and just smiled at me
Ill just say, that that was the best peice of chocolate Ive ever had
I guess Rochester's not such a bad place after all...
oh it is
dont get me wrong
Imma ray of sunshine in this hole
which is funny if you think about it
Grand Holy New Age Revival Cabal of Mothra and Cheesefries.
It's just a front for Libya Corporation, which is a dummy corporation that is a front of the Zam Fir Revolutionary Front of Greater Indochina
Quote from: teh noodlei have. but i didnt get any. they gave me frenchfries though!
Frenchfries = carbs :D
I was thinking of adding new stuff to the CLF site when I get it back up and running. Like perhaps a page on chocolate and why some kinda are better than others and why white chocolate doesn't count... :D
Quote from: agent compassion...white chocolate doesn't count....
WHY YOU GOTTA HATE ON WHITEY?
:cry:
Quote from: Classic TurdQuote from: agent compassion...white chocolate doesn't count....
WHY YOU GOTTA HATE ON WHITEY?
:cry:
siriusly?
white chocolate pwns
White chocolate isn't :roll:
WHY DO YUO HATE HONKIES?
8)
white chocolate is like the led in the zepplin.
White chocolate is not chocolate and it is barely white. It is cocoa butter and sugar. Chocolate is not a food it is a drug, it would be like giving you guys tequila flavored Kool Aid, hehehe :twisted:
How about Kool-Aid flavored Tequila. Oh Yeah!
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyWhite chocolate is not chocolate and it is barely white. It is cocoa butter and sugar. Chocolate is not a food it is a drug, it would be like giving you guys tequila flavored Kool Aid, hehehe :twisted:
cocoa? and whaqt is chocolate from then?
if you cay cacao, i'll slap you.
Quote from: N'yo B?©, Terrorist Zenja
cocoa? and whaqt is chocolate from then?
if you cay cacao, i'll slap you.
Chocolate and cocoa butter are two different products of the same bean. Cocoa butter is a by-product - it's the ivory-colored natural fat of the cocoa bean extracted during the manufacturing process of producing chocolate and cocoa powder.
it still tastes good
Quote from: mian tiao noodleit still tastes good
Yup. And buttery.
But it doesn't give you the happy headache gone feeling chocolate does :D
The Order of the Sensible Templars aka Ordus Templii Sensibilium aka Opposable Thumbs Solution aka Organisms Trained for Subterfuge aka The Order of Tarquif Sorutan aka Other Terrestrial Symbols aka The Fruitcakes Are In The House.
Same cabal, many names.
:roll:
Chocolate = Drug
White chocolate = a great big tease
Tasty? Yes. Drug? NO.
and there's something wrong with decafe?
i'm going to assume that you also consider hash (a byproduct of
weed) something other than weed.
besides, if i wanted the chemical effects of eating enough chocolate to
feel the chemical effects, i'd get a girl. same feeling, plus potential sex.
Quote from: agent compassion:roll:
Chocolate = Drug
White chocolate = a great big tease
Tasty? Yes. Drug? NO.
pah.
if you're looking for the effects of drugs, try
taking drugs.
chocolate is about as much of a recreational drug as ibuprofin.
8)
Quote from: N'yo B?©, Terrorist Zenjaif i wanted the chemical effects of eating enough chocolate to
feel the chemical effects, i'd get a girl. same feeling, plus potential sex.
this is the correct answer.
8)
Yuo = NOT A GIRL
It's different for girls.
Also, don't diss ibuprofen around me.
:twisted:
i = not a girl, a fuckin hermaphrodite*
try getting over the taboo and fucking on your period. you'd be amazed
how similar to chocolate the result is.
[* i just happen to prefer the ladies]
honestly, it's not the blood that puts me off, it's the seasickness and aching all over that does it...
Quote from: agent compassionhonestly, it's not the blood that puts me off, it's the seasickness and aching all over that does it...
I don't like the corn flakes associated with it.
Quote from: agent compassionhonestly, it's not the blood that puts me off, it's the seasickness and aching all over that does it...
i don't get blood..
those glands are underdeveloped...i only get the emotional
moodswings/occasional cramping
dude, no way are you actually a hermaphrodite.
I call shenanigans.
:lol:
me too :twisted:
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/postpics.gif)
Quote from: Classic Turd(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/postpics.gif)
That should read: "This thread is worthless without
NUDE pics." 8)
Quote from: Classic Turddude, no way are you actually a hermaphrodite.
I call shenanigans.
:lol:
not that i can prove it to you ove rthe interweb, but i was born with
kleinfelter's syndrome.
[if you're only capable of grasping the genetic symbols of 'x'' and 'y' chromosomes,
my genertic disposition is XXY]
Actually, for what it's worth - I'm prepared to believe you.
Oh, man, you get PMS with Kleinfelter's? :( I had no idea. I used to work with a guy who had it and he never said much about it except that he was sterile and rather pissed off about that.
the potential of sterility doesn't bother me too much right now.
i'm pretty sure i'm not, but i kinda wish i was at times.
but do you have a vagina?
8)
Quote from: Donkeyotayme too :twisted:
<smacks Donkey with a goat's sister's camel toe>
Take that, bastard.
Quote from: Classic Turdbut do you have a vagina?
8)
the testosterone production was favoured in my gestal development,
but the estrogen production wasn't squashed by it.
that leaves me an "underdeveloped hermaphrodite"...visibly, i'm a male.
in all ways.
i have 4-5 y.o. equivalent mamory glands, though, and a soft equivalent
of ovaries (through the looking glass of sonagrams..)
Quote from: N'yo B?©, Terrorist ZenjaQuote from: Classic Turdbut do you have a vagina?
8)
the testosterone production was favoured in my gestal development,
but the estrogen production wasn't squashed by it.
that leaves me an "underdeveloped hermaphrodite"...visibly, i'm a male.
in all ways.
i have 4-5 y.o. equivalent mamory glands, though, and a soft equivalent
of ovaries (through the looking glass of sonagrams..)
Have they considered removing the ovarianish tissue to balance your hormones? Not that I favor surgery, but you might feel better.
would you (as a woman) want rid of yours?
i don't think i would. especially since i've grown so highly adapted to the
hormonal balance. it would probably cause a lot of backlash.
or worse, i'd end up radically changing into a typical male.
Quote from: N'yo B?©, Terrorist Zenjawould you (as a woman) want rid of yours?
i don't think i would. especially since i've grown so highly adapted to the
hormonal balance. it would probably cause a lot of backlash.
or worse, i'd end up radically changing into a typical male.
No, I would not want to be rid of the one I have left, but I was sure glad to be rid of the one that was causing me trouble. If your comfortable, that is the important thing.
i'm near always comfortable.
other people though...
Quote from: N'yo B?©, Terrorist Zenjai'm near always comfortable.
other people though...
hehehe
Quote from: N'yo B?©, Terrorist ZenjaQuote from: Classic Turddude, no way are you actually a hermaphrodite.
I call shenanigans.
:lol:
not that i can prove it to you ove rthe interweb, but i was born with
kleinfelter's syndrome.
[if you're only capable of grasping the genetic symbols of 'x'' and 'y' chromosomes,
my genertic disposition is XXY]
I can back this up folks
you can? we haven't even met irl
Malaul is spooooky :shock:
oh i know...that's why i've been selling my freak arsed body on the streets.
i'm raising money to visit ny
If it's still early enough to get in on this:
The Unorthodox Church of Inexplicable Whimsy, inspired by POEE, but closer to the JAMs in methodology.
Quote from: N'yo B?©, Terrorist Zenjaoh i know...that's why i've been selling my freak arsed body on the streets.
i'm raising money to visit ny
you should goto ROchester when you do
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: Donkeyotayme too :twisted:
<smacks Donkey with a goat's sister's camel toe>
Take that, bastard.
<Blugeons Hugh with a Moose knuckle>
and stay down chisel chest!
Does the circus count as a cabal?
I was in a couple of circuses and they were also kind of cabals so...YES!
Okay. Too bad I hate the circus, huh? :?
too many Freaks?
No, too many normals.
I'm now episkopos of the Holy Husky Snowglobe Cabal .
This is not a one (wo)man cabal ; my imaginary friend is already a member and more on the way.
(http://www.bigtallk9.com/gifts/mpark/94004.GIF)
Fucking snow globes!
Two words.
bump
Oh damn it
I don't know if it's a cabal or just a bunch of little-a absurdists and artists doing shit that makes us laugh and think, but I'm the Fancy Reverend of the Church of Unliteral Truth.
If you ever take a journey deep underground in Portland and encounter the Hall of Science, we put it there.
The US Republican Party.
The Collective Empire of Discord [Republic of South Africa] :wink:
The Endangered Danger Cabal of the Reluctant Messiah is currently in need of two 18 yr old female virgins for non-ceremonial, leisure purposes...apply within. We are also seeking three new recruits of either...or...or no sex to join our current class of Neophytes.
Signed,
Seth Phoenix V
PoPe
Quote from: Prater Festwo on August 01, 2005, 10:03:48 PM
oh i know...that's why i've been selling my freak arsed body on the streets.
i'm raising money to visit ny
dicknipples or GTFO.
I am Apikoros II AKA HaAcher II, Cohen HaGadol and Rabbi of the Fahtzom Cabal, located in Queens, NY and on the Web at http://apikoros2.wordpress.com/
And, as it states in our opening Midrash we are a"group of Chaos lovers, communists, wobblies, mimes, penguins, pirates, giant yellow carrots and the occasional heretic. Also, anyone else who wishes to leave a comment."
We tend to have a culturally Jewish slant 'cause that's my background and it amuses me but all are welcome. Except Pod People and Amlekites. Well, maybe Amalekites.
Zionist Discordian Conspiracy?
:fnord:
just out of curiosity...can you teleport?
Not only can I teleport, I am also :fnord: able to fly!
:mittens:
The Cabal of Irreverent Wildes of South Africa
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=9160341435 (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=9160341435)
:D
I am Pope Zombie Bandersnatch; a Chaosifer of the Contemplative Order of the Drunken Masters
I believe it is my duty in this reality frame to screw with people until their heads are free.
Quote from: Pope Zombie Bandersnatch on January 23, 2008, 03:51:14 AM
I am Pope Zombie Bandersnatch; a Chaosifer of the Contemplative Order of the Drunken Masters
I believe it is my duty in this reality frame to screw with people until their heads are free.
But what about the rest of them?
Quote from: Pope Zombie Bandersnatch on January 23, 2008, 03:51:14 AM
I am Pope Zombie Bandersnatch; a Chaosifer of the Contemplative Order of the Drunken Masters
I believe it is my duty in this reality frame to screw with people until their heads are free.
Then what?
Quote from: Terry Pratchett, "Feet of Clay""Is It Frightening To Be Free?"
"You said it."
"You Say To People, 'Throw Off Your Chains' And They Make New Chains For Themselves."
"Seems to be a major human activity, yes."
Dorfl rumbled as he thought about this. "Yes," he said eventually, "I Can See Why. Freedom Is Like Having The Top Of Your Head Opened Up."
"I'll have to take your word for that, Constable."
Hey Pope Zombie Bandersnatch! Good to see you wandered over!
PZB is from 23ae? Maybe Logic? IRL????
I bumped into him at 23ae where he was talking about some of the jakes he pulls at his office.
Quote from: LMNO on January 23, 2008, 12:49:25 PM
Quote from: Terry Pratchett, "Feet of Clay""Is It Frightening To Be Free?"
"You said it."
"You Say To People, 'Throw Off Your Chains' And They Make New Chains For Themselves."
"Seems to be a major human activity, yes."
Dorfl rumbled as he thought about this. "Yes," he said eventually, "I Can See Why. Freedom Is Like Having The Top Of Your Head Opened Up."
"I'll have to take your word for that, Constable."
we should make a thread in the lit. board for discordianesque Pratchett quotes. there's an awful lot of them.
Insomniac Society
The more you sleep the closer to death you are.
The less you sleep the more alive you feel.
Welcome to the insomniac society.
Hellfire Clubs are Easy to start. Just plant the seed. Walk away. Watch it grow.
Religious cults?
I always wanted to start my own religion. So I did.
if you feel like it, add your cults cabals to this wiki:
http://s23.org/wiki/Discordian_Cabals
Quote from: triple zero on January 23, 2008, 05:34:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 23, 2008, 12:49:25 PM
Quote from: Terry Pratchett, "Feet of Clay""Is It Frightening To Be Free?"
"You said it."
"You Say To People, 'Throw Off Your Chains' And They Make New Chains For Themselves."
"Seems to be a major human activity, yes."
Dorfl rumbled as he thought about this. "Yes," he said eventually, "I Can See Why. Freedom Is Like Having The Top Of Your Head Opened Up."
"I'll have to take your word for that, Constable."
we should make a thread in the lit. board for discordianesque Pratchett quotes. there's an awful lot of them.
Agreed. Make it so, Number 1.
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Quote from: Professor Cramulus on January 24, 2008, 04:20:05 AM
if you feel like it, add your cults cabals to this wiki:
http://s23.org/wiki/Discordian_Cabals
I can't seem to figure out how to edit it so that my cabal appears properly in the boxy things.
Pope Iason Ouabache the Obscure founder of the Holy Disorder of Dialectic Chao Tippers. I'm not smart enough/creative enough to have my own website yet.
I am unholy!
My Cabals - Those Who Will Not Be Named - a subset of CHOAP
and then there is also the Illuminaughty.
Quote from: Disorder on February 15, 2008, 08:40:06 AM
I am unholy!
I've got a friend who is aholy. Occasionally he is also a-hole-y.
So, I realize that this happened on the first or second page of this thread, but at some point somebody mentioned a cafe in Pittsburgh. Are there actually people from Pittsburgh on here?
I'm from the other side of the state, but I'm going to school in Greensburg right now and I'm relocating to Pittsburgh in the Fall. I have friends there but they're the types who don't have much inclination to leave their rooms, so they have not found much in the way of places to go and relax. I haven't even seen a good coffee shop in Pittsburgh yet. Maybe someone could suggest some decent spots?
Quote from: nostalgicBadger on February 19, 2008, 09:23:03 PM
So, I realize that this happened on the first or second page of this thread, but at some point somebody mentioned a cafe in Pittsburgh. Are there actually people from Pittsburgh on here?
I'm from the other side of the state, but I'm going to school in Greensburg right now and I'm relocating to Pittsburgh in the Fall. I have friends there but they're the types who don't have much inclination to leave their rooms, so they have not found much in the way of places to go and relax. I haven't even seen a good coffee shop in Pittsburgh yet. Maybe someone could suggest some decent spots?
The intersection of East Carson Street and South 14 Street in South Side: The BeeHive. The coffee sucks, but the weed sucks, too.
If you don't like it, there should still be a StarBuck's across the street. ;)
-toa,
doesn't have much inclination to leave his room
My cabal is recently called Dysnomianism. It's only a cabal as recently as this paragraph, having once been a workshop series entitled Reality Break, before being a subsect of Discordianism and later a splinter religion. Dysnomianism has not yet had any converts, as converts are generally obtained by holding onto some metaphysical or practical consistency & then cramming it into the brains of passersby. Dysnomianism is always changing. Dysnomianism is not changing right now. Now it is again. (One can only keep up with Dysnomianism at a healthy jogging pace, and it is always changing direction.)
Dysnomianism might be found one day under your kitchen table, pretending to be a mote of dust. You might sweep it up and start to throw it into the trash, but before it struck the can it would have transformed into a late-night jam session in a deep south jazz club. Dysnomianism doesn't peform encores. It doesn't perform at all. It isn't a religion, or a subsect, or a jam session. Dysnomianism is presently a half-formed concept creeping into your mind's eye's peripheral vision. Now it's gone.
There is nothing called Dysnomianism. There is a goddess, let's call her Dysnomia Daughter Of Eris, and she inspires a mystery cult, let us call it Those Who Follow Dysnomia. Whereas the act of being a Discordian-- let us forget for a moment those who are so foolish as to believe there is something so tangible as a discordian belief system-- the act of being Discordian is to invent something so fun that it couldn't possibly be true and then to believe it for the fuck of it, the act of being one of Those Who Follow Dysnomia is the act of taking everything you actually believe in your heart of hearts, with which you will not part for any reason, and fitting it for a pair of concrete shoes. Dysnomia takes no prisoners, because by the time you are captured, your ideas of freedom and control themselves are shredded wisps streaming from the smashed remains of what you once thought was your paradigm. You will wish that she had only questioned your reality once at once, as Eris so tamely does, instead of questioning it all the way down, all the way downtown, the final turtle made into turtle-soup.
There's something called Dysnomianism, again. It's a Discordian Cabal. It's something you can understand; now it's not. It's a black hole of thought, unyielding, not in this for any purpose, not even lulz. Dysnomia is the doubt which rests, solid as a rock, behind all shifting veils of certainty. Everyone is a Dysnomian, for just this sentence. Now it's back to being just me. Existence is what happens when you do the same thing more than once in a row; Dysnomianism does not exist. You are not welcome. You are of course welcome, and you may join, but you will not succeed in pinning it down.
:x
Oh, shut up. It was actually somewhat coherent, which is more than you can say about cat~maxwell.
:fnord:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/STFU/scrid-stfu.jpg)
Don't mind me, it's just my 30-something-angst talking.
"30-something-angst has paid off well
Now I'm Bald and Old."
GO SHOVEL SOMETHING, SPAG!
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I need to find a cabal of Discordian freaks who enjoy frolicking in the snow and invite them to my house. Any of those around here?
I tried to send some, but bad news: The Freaky Freezy Cabal all froze to death while trying to find your house. I believe their remains were found in your back yard, after the glacier melted.
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on March 03, 2008, 06:43:11 PM
I tried to send some, but bad news: The Freaky Freezy Cabal all froze to death while trying to find your house. I believe their remains were found in your back yard, after the glacier melted.
LIES!!!! The glacier has not melted yet.
Quick question:
To where will it all go whence it melts?
You guys who've been around for a couple of years might remember the thread I posted shortly after I bought my house, when the washing machine went splodey and flooded my basement.
My guess is it will be something like that.
RWHN puchases a sump-pump, ITT.
Oh, I have a sump pump. I just don't know if it's going to be able to deal with that kind of volume.
Quote from: mungojelly on March 03, 2008, 05:38:16 PM
My cabal is recently called Dysnomianism. It's only a cabal as recently as this paragraph, having once been a workshop series entitled Reality Break, before being a subsect of Discordianism and later a splinter religion. Dysnomianism has not yet had any converts, as converts are generally obtained by holding onto some metaphysical or practical consistency & then cramming it into the brains of passersby. Dysnomianism is always changing. Dysnomianism is not changing right now. Now it is again. (One can only keep up with Dysnomianism at a healthy jogging pace, and it is always changing direction.)
Dysnomianism might be found one day under your kitchen table, pretending to be a mote of dust. You might sweep it up and start to throw it into the trash, but before it struck the can it would have transformed into a late-night jam session in a deep south jazz club. Dysnomianism doesn't peform encores. It doesn't perform at all. It isn't a religion, or a subsect, or a jam session. Dysnomianism is presently a half-formed concept creeping into your mind's eye's peripheral vision. Now it's gone.
There is nothing called Dysnomianism. There is a goddess, let's call her Dysnomia Daughter Of Eris, and she inspires a mystery cult, let us call it Those Who Follow Dysnomia. Whereas the act of being a Discordian-- let us forget for a moment those who are so foolish as to believe there is something so tangible as a discordian belief system-- the act of being Discordian is to invent something so fun that it couldn't possibly be true and then to believe it for the fuck of it, the act of being one of Those Who Follow Dysnomia is the act of taking everything you actually believe in your heart of hearts, with which you will not part for any reason, and fitting it for a pair of concrete shoes. Dysnomia takes no prisoners, because by the time you are captured, your ideas of freedom and control themselves are shredded wisps streaming from the smashed remains of what you once thought was your paradigm. You will wish that she had only questioned your reality once at once, as Eris so tamely does, instead of questioning it all the way down, all the way downtown, the final turtle made into turtle-soup.
There's something called Dysnomianism, again. It's a Discordian Cabal. It's something you can understand; now it's not. It's a black hole of thought, unyielding, not in this for any purpose, not even lulz. Dysnomia is the doubt which rests, solid as a rock, behind all shifting veils of certainty. Everyone is a Dysnomian, for just this sentence. Now it's back to being just me. Existence is what happens when you do the same thing more than once in a row; Dysnomianism does not exist. You are not welcome. You are of course welcome, and you may join, but you will not succeed in pinning it down.
I like it.
We should probably all be starting our own religions rather than re-hashing Hill and Thornley's hobbies . . . and so, please join the First Church of the Green Door!
I already did that, it's called the Church of Unliteral Truth and it's sweeping the city.
Coming soon: The Book of Unliteral Truth.
What's your angle?
Don't forget to add us!
http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupid=107054904&redirect=1&Mytoken=F2754500-C054-4C81-B939EE8C3ED11BE239206367
The Silent Cabal.
The whole "I am the owner and sole member of my Cabal", and "This Cabal has existed for all of 5 minutes", etc, is getting to be one horribly overused joke.
Just saying.
I am Cabal.
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Quote from: Hoopla on March 04, 2008, 02:41:15 AM
What's your angle?
I'm too tired to explain the whole unliteral truth thing tonight, but I'll try to remember to do it tomorrow.
I do have a question about the whole "plugging your cabal" thing though: why? What is the point, exactly? Surely no one wants random strangers to join?
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2008, 05:31:59 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on March 04, 2008, 02:41:15 AM
What's your angle?
I'm too tired to explain the whole unliteral truth thing tonight, but I'll try to remember to do it tomorrow.
I do have a question about the whole "plugging your cabal" thing though: why? What is the point, exactly? Surely no one wants random strangers to join?
SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION
Funny ha ha joke cabal names.
LMNO
-First Church of Last Exit Before Toll (est 1992).
The only thing I miss of the Retail Hell days is that was the last time the Maine Platypus Cabal were together. I have no earthly idea where the other two mugs who were in it are today.
My cabal still has its original 6 members.
OK, the Unliteral Truth thing in as few words as possible: You know how sometimes (fairly often, actually) something is totally not at all true in a literal sense, but nonetheless it contains a truth encapsulated within its untruth? That is Unliteral Truth, and we hold that the Unliteral Truth is more profound than the Literal Truth. We also hold that absurdity can open our minds to perceiving or inventing Unliteral Truth.
So you're basically Platonists.
Quote from: Cain on March 04, 2008, 05:31:28 PM
So you're basically Platonists.
Sort of, but with more reverence for absurdity, and for truths that contain no apparent metaphor.
PD Global Runners Cabal
(catchier name pending)
members so far: Lysergic and me
because today, Lys and I went running "together" on different sides of the world, by both loading my 142BPM goa running mix (http://ifile.it/angk78d) into our mp3 players and pressing PLAY at the same time (coordinated via IRC).
seeing that we both returned at the same time, and that it was highly enjoyable, our first mission was a success.
Full House 2020: Perverse Family Values Cabal
Quote from: hunter s.durden on May 08, 2008, 11:49:51 PM
Full House 2020: Perverse Family Values Cabal
we're doing it for the children
Also: Mad Tail
Felix, Vene, and I were going to start an evil scientist cabal but never came up with a good name. Any suggestions from the peanut gallery?
Quote from: IasonOuabache on May 09, 2008, 01:48:51 AM
Felix, Vene, and I were going to start an evil scientist cabal but never came up with a good name. Any suggestions from the peanut gallery?
YOU CAN'T LEAVE THE FULL HOUSE CABAL
:argh!:
ONCE IN THERE IS NO WAY OUT
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 09, 2008, 01:52:29 AM
Quote from: IasonOuabache on May 09, 2008, 01:48:51 AM
Felix, Vene, and I were going to start an evil scientist cabal but never came up with a good name. Any suggestions from the peanut gallery?
YOU CAN'T LEAVE THE FULL HOUSE CABAL
:argh!:
ONCE IN THERE IS NO WAY OUT
What? That's a horrible name for a cabal...
Anyways, since when has there been a rule saying that you can only be in one cabal at a time?
Flouncers Anonymous
Hi, my name is Reverend What's-His-Name? I tried to kinda flounce but then it sucked me right back in. I followed the 23 step program but I got stuck on #15.
Quote from: IasonOuabache on May 09, 2008, 01:48:51 AM
Felix, Vene, and I were going to start an evil scientist cabal but never came up with a good name. Any suggestions from the peanut gallery?
Cabal of the Ever-Echoing Maniacal Laugh?
Manic Mutant Makers, the Sequel?
XD Just a thought, if you take that last one, you can call yourselfves "Emineminem" for short.
Chaos Through Gadgetry Cabal
Order Of The False Cake
The Electric Monks
Quote from: Felix on May 16, 2008, 06:53:53 AM
Order Of The False Cake
:mittens: We have a winner! Especially since OFC can also refer to the Orbitofrontal cortex.
The Popular Front for the Liberation of Discordia does not recruit via the internet. Nor is entry predicated on being a Discordian alone...
Quote from: Felix on May 16, 2008, 06:53:53 AM
The Electric Monks
For some reason, I really like this one.
Quote from: LMNO on May 16, 2008, 01:15:00 PM
Quote from: Felix on May 16, 2008, 06:53:53 AM
The Electric Monks
For some reason, I really like this one.
Douglas Adams reference, afaik. Something from the intro of the second Dirk Gently. There is a story behind it, but it sort of got lost in his notes, mentioned briefly in the Salmon of Doubt, and possibly in one of the adventure-ish videogames he made.
Quote from: LMNO on May 16, 2008, 01:15:00 PM
Quote from: Felix on May 16, 2008, 06:53:53 AM
The Electric Monks
For some reason, I really like this one.
Semi stolen from here, actually. http://the-electric-church.com/
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on May 16, 2008, 08:40:30 AM
Quote from: Felix on May 16, 2008, 06:53:53 AM
Order Of The False Cake
:mittens: We have a winner! Especially since OFC can also refer to the Orbitofrontal cortex.
Sweet, I'm in. :)
Quote from: Felix on May 16, 2008, 11:56:33 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on May 16, 2008, 08:40:30 AM
Quote from: Felix on May 16, 2008, 06:53:53 AM
Order Of The False Cake
:mittens: We have a winner! Especially since OFC can also refer to the Orbitofrontal cortex.
Sweet, I'm in. :)
w00t!! Now we make plans to take over the world!!!
:jihaad:
Simple enough. Just buy the fucker.
Money, after all, is just a question of engineering.
Quote from: Felix on May 17, 2008, 07:49:04 AM
Simple enough. Just buy the fucker.
Money, after all, is just a question of engineering.
Ok, so:
1) Make lots of money.
2) ???
3) Profit!
Word.
It was more peaceful than my idea about planting deadly microwave emitters throughout major cities.
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Quote from: Felix on May 17, 2008, 08:10:29 AM
Word.
It was more peaceful than my idea about planting deadly microwave emitters throughout major cities.
Can't we just do that anyway?
Quote from: Alamaris on May 18, 2008, 07:40:23 PM
It would ideally be filled with cynical, gender confused people
Oh, God. Not again.
Quote from: Alamaris on May 18, 2008, 07:40:23 PM
I've had a disorganization for a while, but a cabal is still in the works. They're both large to the tune of one: me.
The disorganization is Hofags Anonymous. It would ideally be filled with cynical, gender confused people who have a morbid and politically incorrect sense of humor, but I haven't conscripted any members yet. There's too many Christians and not enough lesbians in this one-horse town! :argh!:
which town?
Quote from: Vene on May 18, 2008, 03:52:47 PM
Quote from: Felix on May 17, 2008, 08:10:29 AM
Word.
It was more peaceful than my idea about planting deadly microwave emitters throughout major cities.
Can't we just do that anyway?
If you like your monkeys overcooked and rubbery.
ah
Im way in the other end of the country out in Saint John
Quote from: Alamaris on May 18, 2008, 07:40:23 PM
I've had a disorganization for a while, but a cabal is still in the works. They're both large to the tune of one: me.
The disorganization is Hofags Anonymous. It would ideally be filled with cynical, gender confused people who have a morbid and politically incorrect sense of humor, but I haven't conscripted any members yet. There's too many Christians and not enough lesbians in this one-horse town! :argh!:
Not to play the total straight man here, but being lesbian =/= gender confused.
I've heard the term GLBTQ tossed around as a blanket term.
I dunno, I've never heard "gender-confused" as a term before, it seems like it would specifically describe people who aren't exactly sure what gender they think they're supposed to be.
"Genderqueer" is a common blanket term, but it doesn't include gays, lesbians, and bisexuals who are completely comfortable in their bodysex gender.
"Queer" is a more general blanket term for non-hetero, transgender, and non-gendered people, as well as for hetero people who primarily identify outside of the typical social norm for whatever reason.
Mostly I just saw an opening for a bad "straight man" pun, and used it.
I propose we start calling them "normal".
I have a feeling a lot of them would be pissed.
Quote from: LMNO on May 19, 2008, 02:08:01 PM
I propose we start calling them "normal".
I have a feeling a lot of them would be pissed.
:lulz: I like it.
Quote from: LMNO on May 19, 2008, 02:08:01 PM
I propose we start calling them "normal".
I have a feeling a lot of them would be pissed.
lol'd, 8/10
I'm actually glad I didn't have to explain that one.
I don't get it.
Quote from: LMNO on May 19, 2008, 02:08:01 PM
I propose we start calling them "normal".
I have a feeling a lot of them would be pissed.
Dude, YES.
SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION DETECTED
I'm the founder and grande recorde keepere of The Ratssinis Points System Cabal (RPSc)
I am the sole propieter and only permanent mamber of GABCab, the Golden Apple Bag Cabal. The rest of the members are on a rotating roster, so the group is never the same people as it was the last time anyone checked.
The Tucson Cabal got so huge (64 members) that I split it into 9 groups, all of which I have encouraged to proclaim themselves THE Tucson Cabal.
I don't have a cabal or disorganisation, really. I occasionally meet up with the Scots (and a Dutcher), but that's just for getting drunk.
I also have my Holy e-Mission of converting (by the sword, if neccessary) every fucker to the One True Faith, Paynism. But I don't even really have Disciples, only a soon-to-be Head Paynite Nun and The Patron Saint of Payne.
I haven't seen my cabal-mate in years. And I think he only lives like 40 minutes away from me. Ah well, those were some good years when we had it up and running.
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I don't really have a cabal, it's more of a cadre, and we're not really Discordians. Quite a lot like PD, actually.