Turns out, even ECH has his culinary limits.

[East Coast Hustle]

Srsly, do never attempt to deep-fry anything while taking 20-degree rolls. Makes frying bacon while naked look like a vacation on the Riviera.

[Triple Zero]

Sounds like a bad idea, indeed. I hope no too serious burns were suffered?

[Elder Iptuous]

what does it mean to be taking 20-degree rolls?

[East Coast Hustle]

it means I'm on a ship which was rolling (side to side) 20 degrees on its axis to either side. It was also pitching (bow to stern) quite a bit but the way the galley is set up it's the rolls that cause more problems.

[Pæs]

what does it mean to be taking 20-degree rolls?

These motherfuckers at 20°C.
You can decide for yourself what 'taking' means.

[Elder Iptuous]

aaaahh...
i had forgotten that you had set to sea.
it all gels now.


vent your frustration by serving nothing but piping hot bowls of soup.

[East Coast Hustle]

ooh, good call! I'm actually planning to go free-diving for conch once we get to Andros, perhaps I'll wait until we're headed back to Virginia to make conch chowder out of it.

[Elder Iptuous]

oooh nice!
i haven't had conch chowder in years.  it was delicious from my recollection.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm conch fritters....  OH WAIT!! No frying.  That's ok....

mmmmm conch chowder....


I'm hungry now.

ECH, I hope you recover quickly.  Burns are a terrible thing. 

[Payne]

I wouldn't worry too much about ECH and his burns.

He is constructed of titatium covered in asbestos. A LOT of asbestos.

[Don Coyote]

I wouldn't worry too much about ECH and his burns.

He is constructed of titatium covered in asbestos. A LOT of asbestos.

So he causes cancer?

[Payne]

I wouldn't worry too much about ECH and his burns.

He is constructed of titatium covered in asbestos. A LOT of asbestos.

So he causes cancer?

Projectile cancer. And ocular herpes.

[East Coast Hustle]

and sometimes I combine the two and cause projectile herpes.

[East Coast Hustle]

ECH, I hope you recover quickly.  Burns are a terrible thing. 

lucky for me the only things that got more than a spattering were my hands, which are impervious to heat. Well, they're fairly well burned but the nerve endings have been dead for years now so it doesn't bother me at all.

[Adios]

Damn man. Don't get infected.