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Started by Sister_Gothique, November 05, 2010, 09:09:57 PM

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Sister_Gothique

November 05, 2010, 09:09:57 PM
"Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I'm going to cut your fucking throat"
http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report
I'm the new "God's Will"...Soon it'll be, "Oh, I can't be held accountable for THAT, Sister Gothique made me do it!"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
November 05, 2010, 09:16:21 PM
QuoteHowever, as Watson approached Williams, "he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams."

:x :vom:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#2
November 05, 2010, 09:24:49 PM
:vom: :vom: :vom:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#3
November 05, 2010, 09:48:15 PM
QuoteHowever, as Watson approached Williams, "he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams."


I think I just laughed some vomit into my mouth.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

East Coast Hustle

#4
November 05, 2010, 10:49:24 PM
 :horrormirth:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Epimetheus

#5
November 05, 2010, 10:56:39 PM
:vom:, :vom: everywhere!
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Sir Squid Diddimus

#6
November 06, 2010, 05:10:34 AM
oh my  :lulz:   :vom:

Nephew Twiddleton

#7
November 06, 2010, 05:13:42 AM
Oh christ, I haven't even clicked the link yet, but this thread already has me laughing
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Lies

#8
November 06, 2010, 05:17:45 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 06, 2010, 05:13:42 AM
Oh christ, I haven't even clicked the link yet, but this thread already has me laughing
This, but also scared
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Nephew Twiddleton

#9
November 06, 2010, 05:18:09 AM Last Edit: November 06, 2010, 05:19:53 AM by Doktor Blight
Wow...

Yeah, I'm going to share this link with others.  :lulz:

ETA: This was made funnier by the fact that for some reason I heard the voice of the guy on the fifth floor at work who does appointments and promotions narrating it.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Lies

#10
November 06, 2010, 05:22:59 AM
:nurse: :redneck2: :fap2:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Remington

#11
November 06, 2010, 05:43:45 AM
 :lulz:

Tags: West Virgina, Horrible Vaginal Odour

:lulz:
Is it plugged in?

Richter

#12
November 06, 2010, 12:19:04 PM
:lulz:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Nephew Twiddleton

#13
November 06, 2010, 12:24:47 PM
Quote from: Liam on November 06, 2010, 12:22:54 PM
I think she stank it up on purpose.  :x

I dunno man, it is West Virginia, which, as I understand is the butt of even Southerner's hick jokes.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

the last yatto

#14
November 06, 2010, 04:59:46 PM
Is it still a sponge bath, if you use your tongue?
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit
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