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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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GASM: The ChaoSutra

Started by tyrannosaurus vex, December 02, 2010, 03:55:26 PM

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Pope Pixie Pickle

#15
December 02, 2010, 07:16:43 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 02, 2010, 05:37:06 PM
Punningulus

You barrage your partner with puns until she sits on your face in an attempt to smother you to death. 

:lulz:

Cramulus

#16
December 02, 2010, 07:33:38 PM
The Weed Whacker:

Fucking the mouth of your bong.

Cramulus

#17
December 02, 2010, 07:49:38 PM
Bible Humper

Hollow out a bible to create a vagina shaped crevice, fill with lube, enjoy.

Danger: may cause hairy psalms

AFK

#18
December 02, 2010, 08:05:32 PM
The Kazoo

Option 1)  Cover your lovers clitoris with wax paper and perform cunningulus while humming Yankee Doodle. 
Optoin 2)  Use an actual kazoo.  Plastic is probably best.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#19
December 02, 2010, 08:51:24 PM
The Soaring Patriot

A nude male holding a misspelled protest sign jumps over the other partner's head spread-eagled, whereupon the jumper's testicles and fecal ejections collide with the jumpee's face.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

The Wizard

#20
December 02, 2010, 09:03:44 PM
 :asplode:
Insanity we trust.

geekdad

#21
December 02, 2010, 09:28:00 PM
The Aristocrats

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HW4mPZmKPM

Wikileak

Fuck a prominent politician pumping them for
secret information. Then fuck them agian on national news.
Making you think you're crazy is a billion dollar industry.
If they could sell sanity in a bottle
They'd be charging for compressed air,
And marketing healthcare.

AFK

#22
December 02, 2010, 10:29:16 PM
The Dick Morris

Masturbation with a scouring pad. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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