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Messages - Nephew Twiddleton

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: February 15, 2018, 03:33:12 pm »
Glad you're ok Joe

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Apple Talk / Re: A short collected list of things I learned in 2017.
« on: February 09, 2018, 07:37:12 pm »
Hmmm. I will have to review what I learned in 2017

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Apple Talk / Re: Attention Mr the Professor Cramulus
« on: February 08, 2018, 08:34:49 pm »
These things are so awesome! I always wanted to build one.

In 5th grade, we had this invention contest. My concept was a rube-goldberg style alarm clock. My idea was that some series of things would happen and then it would drop a wet sponge on your face. I didn't think this would wake you up, necessarily, so much as motivate you to get out of bed before the sponge drops. Anyway, somebody talked me out of it and instead I invented an automatic spaghetti twirler. Which didn't work out well either, it had way too much horse power and the whole experience turned into a Tim Allen style failure



Now I just remembered that Twitter thread you posted and I started laughing again

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: February 08, 2018, 08:32:53 pm »
Congrats, Hoops!

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Apple Talk / Re: Attention Mr the Professor Cramulus
« on: February 08, 2018, 12:49:54 pm »
I love Rube Goldberg machines

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: February 03, 2018, 04:11:36 pm »
Well, I'm intrigued

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I mean, you're the last person to be asking someone if they're tripping

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The only way to ensure all races to be preserved is for everyone to be a little bit of everything

And the only way to permanently eliminate racial strife is to eliminate the false idol of racial purity once and for all.

I will, however, admit that it was a bit hypocritical for me to be talking about this while still criticizing other people's pipe dreams.

Why should races be "preserved"? People reproduce with people they want to reproduce with. People who don't want to reproduce, don't.

You can eliminate the false idol of racial purity by teaching people not to be dumbasses and helping them escape their dumbassery.

You're advocating for eugenics and using a stupid justification for it. Just stop killing people and let them have sex with people who reciprocate that particular desire.

I didn't say anything about killing people. Are you tripping?

How else is a race in danger if going extinct, if not through genocide? You seem to think it's inevitable

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Bring and Brag / Re: holist's tunes
« on: February 01, 2018, 07:56:35 pm »
Oh, it's you...

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Apple Talk / Re: WOMP-ertainment
« on: February 01, 2018, 03:13:40 am »
WOMP IT, SPAGS!!!

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Apple Talk / Re: WOMP-ertainment
« on: February 01, 2018, 03:13:09 am »
Test

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« on: February 01, 2018, 01:39:58 am »
So that damned underwater spring found it's way to the surface again, right in the middle of an intersection.  It's also come up at an angle, so the water is welling up through the blacktop and running uphill for a short distance, and then down the storm drain.

*watching water run uphill*

Nick:  "What the hell?"

Billy:  "Get used to it.  You work for Dok now, and that's how things are.  Remind me to tell you about the haunted water tank."

Me: "Remind me to tell you both about the robot fucker."

Nick:  "..."

Billy:  "You're not even kidding, are you?"

Me:  "This is all normal, kids."

 :lulz:

The robot fucker was at the observatory, right?

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The only way to ensure all races to be preserved is for everyone to be a little bit of everything

And the only way to permanently eliminate racial strife is to eliminate the false idol of racial purity once and for all.

I will, however, admit that it was a bit hypocritical for me to be talking about this while still criticizing other people's pipe dreams.

Why should races be "preserved"? People reproduce with people they want to reproduce with. People who don't want to reproduce, don't.

You can eliminate the false idol of racial purity by teaching people not to be dumbasses and helping them escape their dumbassery.

You're advocating for eugenics and using a stupid justification for it. Just stop killing people and let them have sex with people who reciprocate that particular desire.

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Apple Talk / Re: Sooooooo...
« on: January 31, 2018, 06:08:01 pm »
Jesus had some pretty explicit anti-divorce shit I am not here for.

If memory serves (and I could well be wrong), the rationale behind the anti-divorce stuff is because of the societal realities of that time, place, and culture, where by and large men would initiate divorce and the divorced women would end up destitute and homeless. It seems fucked up from our perspective but put in context, it was more a way to prevent women from getting fucked over by dudes who wanted to trade in for something newer.

couldn't he have just said "don't be assholes to divorced women" ?

That would be the preferred way to go about it, of course

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Would what Shandor suggests even result in a single race? With the distance involved across the globe, along with certain areas being less accessible wouldn’t there always be certain variations?

Yep. Some people would still be lighter skinned, some people would still be darker skinned.

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