Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Principia Discussion => Topic started by: PrimordialAtom on January 22, 2018, 02:44:18 pm

Title: Where does Discordianism stand compared to the others?
Post by: PrimordialAtom on January 22, 2018, 02:44:18 pm
Honest question. I am new here of course and dabling into learning the truth. I found this 'religion" or whatever you want to call it, on a forum called Abovetopsecret, a member posted about it. I will say, this seems like the left hand path, but to each their own! I don't judge and am here to learn. :)

And why does it say I have 17 posts? This is my first.
Title: Re: Where does Discordianism stand compared to the others?
Post by: PoFP on January 22, 2018, 04:42:01 pm
Honest question. I am new here of course and dabling into learning the truth. I found this 'religion" or whatever you want to call it, on a forum called Abovetopsecret, a member posted about it. I will say, this seems like the left hand path, but to each their own! I don't judge and am here to learn. :)

And why does it say I have 17 posts? This is my first.

First post? You ever have problems with lost time and finding yourself in places you don't know how you got to?

Because I remember you posting at least 70 other times since you've been here.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Where does Discordianism stand compared to the others?
Post by: Faust on January 22, 2018, 04:45:56 pm
But PrimordialAtom, you've always been here. You've been the caretaker of the pool on the roof of the overlook hotel for as long as I can remember.
Title: Re: Where does Discordianism stand compared to the others?
Post by: PrimordialAtom on January 22, 2018, 05:03:17 pm
Oh it must have slipped my mind, duh. :P
Title: Re: Where does Discordianism stand compared to the others?
Post by: PoFP on January 22, 2018, 05:08:20 pm
But PrimordialAtom, you've always been here. You've been the caretaker of the pool on the roof of the overlook hotel for as long as I can remember.

The fact that he's forgotten makes me think the pool fumes are eating away at his brain. If we don't act quick, someone might notify HR...

I-I don't know if I can take another HR inquiry...  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Where does Discordianism stand compared to the others?
Post by: Cramulus on January 22, 2018, 05:34:31 pm
I will say, this seems like the left hand path, but to each their own! I don't judge and am here to learn. :)\

for some people, duh-duh-discordia is consistent with the LHP. But for others, it's not.


the principia is a mirror, you can get a lot of stuff from it
Title: Re: Where does Discordianism stand compared to the others?
Post by: Space Adventures Of Christ on January 22, 2018, 08:39:05 pm
It's like a TV, sometimes it's selling you salvation, other times it's selling you weight loss.
Title: Re: Where does Discordianism stand compared to the others?
Post by: Doktor Howl on January 23, 2018, 02:21:35 am
Discordianism is all about understanding the world the way it really is, and then horse-laughing at the Buddhists for being schmucks.
Title: Re: Where does Discordianism stand compared to the others?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 28, 2018, 04:08:15 am
Discordianism is the sound of 3 hands clapping

Discordianism is the Back Hand Path. Don't misunderstand this as meaning that it hits you with the back of the hand, it hits you with the hand growing out of your back

Discordianism doesn't stand compared to anything, it lies supine on a rocket powered unicycle and hopes neither for the best or the worst, but for the messiest

Discordianism is the snack that smiles back until it bites your head off

Discordianism is what happens when you look into a scrying glass, only to find out that what you see is the observer

Discordianism is the forkful of salt that quenches your thirst

Discordianism is that joyous state of being where it's too cold to go without a blanket, but the blanket makes you uncomfortably warm

Discordianism is a little tweeting bird chirping in a meadow. Discordia is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell bad
Title: Re: Where does Discordianism stand compared to the others?
Post by: Doctor Universe on January 29, 2018, 03:15:25 pm
Quote from: Faust
You've been the caretaker of the pool on the roof of the overlook hotel for as long as I can remember.

Quote from: PrimordialAtom
Oh it must have slipped my mind, duh. :P

Well that explains the leak. Anyone got an umbrella?
Title: Re: Where does Discordianism stand compared to the others?
Post by: PoFP on January 29, 2018, 04:11:14 pm
Quote from: Faust
You've been the caretaker of the pool on the roof of the overlook hotel for as long as I can remember.

Quote from: PrimordialAtom
Oh it must have slipped my mind, duh. :P

Well that explains the leak. Anyone got an umbrella?

Dok took the last one. Ran off to the boiler room laughing like a ninny with it. I have no idea what he was laughing about, but I'm sure we'll know by the end of the day.

Something tells me the umbrella will NOT remain intact.
Title: Re: Where does Discordianism stand compared to the others?
Post by: LMNO on January 29, 2018, 06:31:20 pm
It's either the umbrella, or us.



83% chance on the umbrella surviving, per the most recent Vegas odds.
Title: Re: Where does Discordianism stand compared to the others?
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on January 30, 2018, 01:24:43 pm
Discordia is an excuse to Do Things.
Title: Re: Where does Discordianism stand compared to the others?
Post by: Cramulus on January 30, 2018, 02:39:46 pm
Discordia is an excuse to Do Things.

Hail Eris, I needed to hear that today  :fnord:
Title: Re: Where does Discordianism stand compared to the others?
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on January 30, 2018, 04:01:51 pm
Take your most cherished dreams and hopes, and subtract any chance of them ever coming true. What you are left with is Discordianism.
Title: Re: Where does Discordianism stand compared to the others?
Post by: LMNO on January 31, 2018, 12:54:06 pm
Discordia is an excuse to Do Things.

This is my new short-term personal mantra.
Title: Re: Where does Discordianism stand compared to the others?
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on January 31, 2018, 08:49:47 pm
Discordianism is all about understanding the world the way it really is, and then horse-laughing at the Buddhists for being schmucks.

Sooo... Zen  :lulz:
Title: Re: Where does Discordianism stand compared to the others?
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on January 31, 2018, 08:50:48 pm
Discordianism is the sound of 3 hands clapping

Discordianism is the Back Hand Path. Don't misunderstand this as meaning that it hits you with the back of the hand, it hits you with the hand growing out of your back

Discordianism doesn't stand compared to anything, it lies supine on a rocket powered unicycle and hopes neither for the best or the worst, but for the messiest

Discordianism is the snack that smiles back until it bites your head off

Discordianism is what happens when you look into a scrying glass, only to find out that what you see is the observer

Discordianism is the forkful of salt that quenches your thirst

Discordianism is that joyous state of being where it's too cold to go without a blanket, but the blanket makes you uncomfortably warm

Discordianism is a little tweeting bird chirping in a meadow. Discordia is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell bad

Dig it
Title: Re: Where does Discordianism stand compared to the others?
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on January 31, 2018, 08:52:22 pm
Discordia is an excuse to Do Things.

Hail Eris, I needed to hear that today  :fnord:

Me toofnord
Title: Re: Where does Discordianism stand compared to the others?
Post by: Capeditiea on June 24, 2018, 02:36:36 pm
no worries after a while, you'll get used to it. Then you will soon remember where you left your keys, which in this case are still in the park...