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LMNO

#570
June 24, 2014, 11:52:38 AM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on June 23, 2014, 04:18:56 PM
My Monday schedule for the next...fucking forever:

Drive 8 miles to work in Vancouver, WA
7:00 am to 1:30 pm: Work
Drive 17.5 miles to the southernmost reaches of Portland (PCC Sylvania Campus)
3:00 pm to 5:20 pm: Improv Class
Drive 7 miles to SE Portland (PCC CLIMB Center)
6:30 pm to 9:20 pm: Intellectual Property Class
Drive 5 miles to HOME!

I think I may have made a dumb.

The lengthy commute is the most important class of all, as it gives you first-hand knowledge of how the rest of your working life will be.

Junkenstein

#571
June 24, 2014, 12:06:44 PM
6 lads sacked.

Surprised at how quickly they coughed to it, to be fair to them. Still means they're getting fucked in all manner of unusual and unpleasant ways.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#572
June 24, 2014, 01:47:43 PM
4 hours mandatory competition law training this morning.

Shoot me in my face.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#573
June 24, 2014, 01:56:22 PM
"competition law"?

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#574
June 24, 2014, 02:45:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 24, 2014, 11:52:38 AM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on June 23, 2014, 04:18:56 PM
My Monday schedule for the next...fucking forever:

Drive 8 miles to work in Vancouver, WA
7:00 am to 1:30 pm: Work
Drive 17.5 miles to the southernmost reaches of Portland (PCC Sylvania Campus)
3:00 pm to 5:20 pm: Improv Class
Drive 7 miles to SE Portland (PCC CLIMB Center)
6:30 pm to 9:20 pm: Intellectual Property Class
Drive 5 miles to HOME!

I think I may have made a dumb.

The lengthy commute is the most important class of all, as it gives you first-hand knowledge of how the rest of your working life will be.

Most of the larger law firms are downtown. That's also where you'll find one of the better tent cities and prime squats. I'm not saying I'd sleep on a sidewalk just to avoid a bridge crossing during rush hour...but then again, I'm not saying I WOULDN'T.
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

Junkenstein

#575
June 24, 2014, 03:16:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 24, 2014, 01:56:22 PM
"competition law"?

I'm guessing it's the "Do no bribe people or take bribes. No collusion either" lecture.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Cain

#576
June 24, 2014, 03:28:05 PM
Damn, this place is dead today.

Probably just as well, as I've been doing my writing.  Just need to add links now, and I'm done.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#577
June 24, 2014, 04:10:51 PM
Quote from: Pæs on June 24, 2014, 02:01:20 AM
IT disabled JavaScript for my machine in error. I asked them to turn it back on as I don't have access to those settings _legitimately_.

They spent twenty minutes or so this morning turning Java on and off again. These are two totally different technologies.

Is like having a mechanic trying to resolve flat tire by flashing headlights. YOU HAD ONE JOB.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#578
June 24, 2014, 04:13:58 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on June 24, 2014, 02:45:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 24, 2014, 11:52:38 AM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on June 23, 2014, 04:18:56 PM
My Monday schedule for the next...fucking forever:

Drive 8 miles to work in Vancouver, WA
7:00 am to 1:30 pm: Work
Drive 17.5 miles to the southernmost reaches of Portland (PCC Sylvania Campus)
3:00 pm to 5:20 pm: Improv Class
Drive 7 miles to SE Portland (PCC CLIMB Center)
6:30 pm to 9:20 pm: Intellectual Property Class
Drive 5 miles to HOME!

I think I may have made a dumb.

The lengthy commute is the most important class of all, as it gives you first-hand knowledge of how the rest of your working life will be.

Most of the larger law firms are downtown. That's also where you'll find one of the better tent cities and prime squats. I'm not saying I'd sleep on a sidewalk just to avoid a bridge crossing during rush hour...but then again, I'm not saying I WOULDN'T.

Seriously, I have considered moving to Marquam Hill if I get into OHSU.

People make it sound like the bridges are some kind of asset. They aren't.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#579
June 24, 2014, 04:19:50 PM
First day of sensation & perception today.

Hung over as fuck, what am I doing why am I doing this.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#580
June 24, 2014, 06:30:40 PM
80 FUCKING TABS.

Away with thee.

Eater of Clowns

#581
June 24, 2014, 06:35:41 PM
I think I forgot to mention I'm out on the Outer Banks this week so I will only be around sporadically. Necronomicoin to resume upon return.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Suu

#582
June 24, 2014, 07:34:46 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 24, 2014, 06:35:41 PM
I think I forgot to mention I'm out on the Outer Banks this week so I will only be around sporadically. Necronomicoin to resume upon return.

Oh man, the Outer Banks are THE SHIT. I love the Carolinas. Enjoy!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#583
June 24, 2014, 08:05:30 PM
Hi, everyone.

Busy as hell, here.

In fact, this is the busiest I've ever been, at least since I left the military.

I'll be back when I can.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#584
June 24, 2014, 08:14:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 24, 2014, 08:05:30 PM
Hi, everyone.

Busy as hell, here.

In fact, this is the busiest I've ever been, at least since I left the military.

I'll be back when I can.

Good busy? Or "OH FUCK THE PLANT IS MELTING" busy?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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