ITT, I wreck classic poetry.

[Doktor Howl]

If it means Sylph is trying to stifle creativity around here, somebody needs to be fucked sideways, with a chainsaw.

This was awesome, Dok.

I don't think Slyph was trying to do anything of the kind.  I think he was trying to be funny(?), and took the OP from "horrible bastard" to "2nd grade" in one sentence.