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Started by Dysfunctional Cunt, April 13, 2011, 08:58:04 PM

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Man. I think I should change my name back to 'curiosity' so they'll recognize a friendly face. :D Although I think most of them hate me right now.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Don Coyote

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 14, 2011, 05:31:50 AM
Man. I think I should change my name back to 'curiosity' so they'll recognize a friendly face. :D Although I think most of them hate me right now.

Fuck them.


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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 14, 2011, 05:35:02 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 14, 2011, 05:31:50 AM
Man. I think I should change my name back to 'curiosity' so they'll recognize a friendly face. :D Although I think most of them hate me right now.

Fuck them.

This message brought to you from your friendly local betentacled purple bovine horror.

My boyfriend says I'm not allowed to fuck, proposition, or seduce anyone unless I've verified they are drug and disease free.

I think that leaves out 99% of pagans.

My girlfriend says I'm not allowed to fuck or bring home anyone crazier than I am.

That leaves out the other 1%.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Don Coyote

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 14, 2011, 05:37:10 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 14, 2011, 05:35:02 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 14, 2011, 05:31:50 AM
Man. I think I should change my name back to 'curiosity' so they'll recognize a friendly face. :D Although I think most of them hate me right now.

Fuck them.

This message brought to you from your friendly local betentacled purple bovine horror.

My boyfriend says I'm not allowed to fuck, proposition, or seduce anyone unless I've verified they are drug and disease free.

I think that leaves out 99% of pagans.

My girlfriend says I'm not allowed to fuck or bring home anyone crazier than I am.

That leaves out the other 1%.

replace all instances of "fuck" and derivitives thereof in all my posts with the phrase "stab them all in the neck until you have made a pulpy mass"

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Duly noted. I'll get a tarp.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Aucoq

Fuck TCC.  It's a maggot-ridden corpse.
"All of the world's leading theologists agree only on the notion that God hates no-fault insurance."

Horrid and Sticky Llama Wrangler of Last Week's Forbidden Desire.

Phox

Quote from: El Perro Duro on April 14, 2011, 05:43:54 AM
Fuck TCC.  It's a maggot-ridden corpse.
I take offense to that! I am NOT a maggot.

Phox,
Rides TCC like an A-bomb.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

I refuse to believe TCC is all bad. I am tenacious with the force of my conviction.

However, I also believe in Santa Claus.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Don Coyote

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 14, 2011, 06:15:26 AM
I refuse to believe TCC is all bad. I am tenacious with the force of my conviction.

However, I also believe in Santa Claus.

TCC became all bad when certain people got IP banned. All that was left the scum with no villainy. :lulz:

Phox

Quote from: Don Quixote on April 14, 2011, 06:16:11 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 14, 2011, 06:15:26 AM
I refuse to believe TCC is all bad. I am tenacious with the force of my conviction.

However, I also believe in Santa Claus.

TCC became all bad when certain people got IP banned. All that was left the scum with no villainy. :lulz:

HEY!  :cry:

Phox,
Not IP banned.

Don Coyote

Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 14, 2011, 06:24:57 AM
Quote from: Don Quixote on April 14, 2011, 06:16:11 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 14, 2011, 06:15:26 AM
I refuse to believe TCC is all bad. I am tenacious with the force of my conviction.

However, I also believe in Santa Claus.

TCC became all bad when certain people got IP banned. All that was left the scum with no villainy. :lulz:

HEY!  :cry:

Phox,
Not IP banned.

:lulz: You aren't trying hard enough.

Payne

MAGGOTS

PEONS

SCUMDOGS

WORSHIPPERS!

I PREFER A SMOKEY, PEATY WHISKY. SOMETHING FROM ISLAY PERHAPS.

THAT IS ALL.

Wyldkat

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 14, 2011, 05:37:10 AM

My boyfriend says I'm not allowed to fuck, proposition, or seduce anyone unless I've verified they are drug and disease free.

I think that leaves out 99% of pagans.

My girlfriend says I'm not allowed to fuck or bring home anyone crazier than I am.

That leaves out the other 1%.

For gods sake I was trying to drink something when I read that!!!  Warn a person, will you?

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 14, 2011, 06:15:26 AM
I refuse to believe TCC is all bad. I am tenacious with the force of my conviction.

However, I also believe in Santa Claus.

Ditto...  to all of the above.  I have a button that says "Santa Lives."

Dysnomia

Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 14, 2011, 06:24:57 AM
Quote from: Don Quixote on April 14, 2011, 06:16:11 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 14, 2011, 06:15:26 AM
I refuse to believe TCC is all bad. I am tenacious with the force of my conviction.

However, I also believe in Santa Claus.

TCC became all bad when certain people got IP banned. All that was left the scum with no villainy. :lulz:

HEY!  :cry:

Phox,
Not IP banned.

<---is   :magick:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

BabylonHoruv

Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 14, 2011, 04:17:18 AM
Dear TCC people,

It is, in fact, my duty to tell you all that the following things are to be avoided at all costs: 1) anything about "really real Discordians" 2) PMing The Mgt. 3) GIGGLES 4) Discussing: anarchy, drugs, magick, and a few other things that I seem to have forgotten. 5) Being Pop-Tart. 6) Breathing. 7) Straight wasabi. 8) public floggings. 9) The Prince 10) Making pointless lists. 11) Making lists that have points. 12) Making lists of points you intend to make or have already made. 12) Typing without thinking about what you actually want to say. 13) Reverting to making a point you already elsewhere. 14) Animal porn. 15) Running out of things to say.

No, wait. That last one is probably okay. Belaboring the joke until it's dead, buried, and ressurected like some sort of Christ-figure, on the other hand...

Doktor Phox,
Has to set the example sometimes...

re #7 gay wasabi is alright, so are big gay cowboys coated in wasabi.

You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl