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Junkenstein

It amuses me that 419 emails are now actual world problems.



As a result, I, for one, cannot wait to finally meet the hot lesbians desperate for my attentions.


They've been "Desperate" since 1995 or so, I trust they've managed to make suitable travel arrangements by now.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Elder Iptuous

Quote from: hølist on December 11, 2012, 10:33:25 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 11, 2012, 09:17:45 PM
Speaking of funny:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-20660791

Wife of Nigerian Finance minister kidnapped. He can't even e-mail anyone for help really.


Odd, I didn't find it  funny at all.

too soon, huh?

Dildo Argentino

I'm sure this is old hat. But just in case it isn't: the best ever piece of 419-baiting.
The carved C64 is an object of amazing beauty.

http://419eater.com/html/john_boko.htm
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

Elder Iptuous

wow.  that one was pretty good!  nice carvings.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Elder Iptuous on December 12, 2012, 01:31:18 AM
Quote from: hølist on December 11, 2012, 10:33:25 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 11, 2012, 09:17:45 PM
Speaking of funny:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-20660791

Wife of Nigerian Finance minister kidnapped. He can't even e-mail anyone for help really.


Odd, I didn't find it  funny at all.

too soon, huh?

No, just that it isn't funny.

I mean, it might actually be horrormirth in an ironic sense if the finance minister had actually been unable to contact anyone for help because of Nigeria's scammer problem, but since that wasn't the case, it's really just that his mom got kidnapped.

Hey, whatever tickles your funny bone, I guess.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: hølist on December 12, 2012, 06:32:29 PM
HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/11/us/oregon-mall-shooting/index.html

Dammit, Nigel!  You People need to get a handle on those damn hipsters.  You don't see OUR people shooting people for no reas...Uh.

Never mind.  Enjoy your Tucson.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

At the link, for added ghoulishness, is a link titled:

"Are you there? Share your stories, videos and images."

Not

"Are you there?  GET THE HELL OUT!"

or

"Are you there?  STOP READING THIS AND TRY TO HELP A VICTIM!"

No.  It's "give us your atrocity porn".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Elder Iptuous

Quote from: hølist on December 12, 2012, 06:27:35 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on December 12, 2012, 01:31:18 AM
Quote from: hølist on December 11, 2012, 10:33:25 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 11, 2012, 09:17:45 PM
Speaking of funny:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-20660791

Wife of Nigerian Finance minister kidnapped. He can't even e-mail anyone for help really.


Odd, I didn't find it  funny at all.

too soon, huh?

No, just that it isn't funny.

I mean, it might actually be horrormirth in an ironic sense if the finance minister had actually been unable to contact anyone for help because of Nigeria's scammer problem, but since that wasn't the case, it's really just that his mom got kidnapped.

Hey, whatever tickles your funny bone, I guess.

my comment was just a joke, too.

sometimes it's fun to be superficial.
nobody's suggesting that her abduction is actually funny.

Elder Iptuous

Ravi Shankar died.  :sad:
can't think of a flip joke for that one.

Cain

Did someone have to Shankar a bitch?

Pæs

Quote from: http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10853793Spanish authorities say they have arrested a Panamanian woman arriving at Barcelona airport with 1.38 kilograms of cocaine concealed in breast implants.

The Interior Ministry said Wednesday that border police noticed fresh scars and blood-stained gauze on her chest as well as pale patches beneath her skin.

The woman said she had recently had breast implant surgery. The statement said police were suspicious and sent her to a local hospital where the implants were removed and found to contain cocaine.

The woman arrived in Spain from Bogota, Colombia.

European authorities routinely submit passengers arriving from Latin America to stringent checks to combat drug smuggling.
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That is some serious investment in a suspicion.

Elder Iptuous

fuck....  :eek:
there had to be more than suspicion.  like they had illegally obtained evidence, or something.

Dildo Argentino

Quote from: Elder Iptuous on December 12, 2012, 09:18:32 PM
Ravi Shankar died.  :sad:
can't think of a flip joke for that one.

Finished tuning, then?  :)
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

inode_buddha

Quote from: Elder Iptuous on December 12, 2012, 09:18:32 PM
Ravi Shankar died.  :sad:
can't think of a flip joke for that one.

Ahhh shit.... /me is truly bummed. I have a copy of his "Chappauqua" album (soundtrack for the movie by the same nane) winner of the 1966 Venice Silver Lion award...

Om...
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