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ATTN EVERYWUN BUT DOK HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!

Started by Don Coyote, September 13, 2011, 02:58:55 AM

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Don Coyote

 :news:

HE IS USING MINDLAZORZ ON YOU!!!!!!!!

:omg:

There is hope.

:remaincalm:


Help is on the way.

:putin:

In conjunction with  :supertard: and his merry  :teabagger1:

Are on their way to save us from Doktor Howl and his League of Not Very Murrikans

:bob: :spag: :curly: And The Demon Queen  :tyra:


IF YOU ACT QUICKLY SALVATION CAN BE YOURS!!!!!
:cheney:

I WOULD LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDS!!!!!
:rush:

SHUT IT!!!
:cheney:



But just then
:suu:

And then all  :cramstipated:

And it was mustaches everyfuckingwhere
:ohnotache:










Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Luna

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Telarus

Telarus, KSC,
.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

Nephew Twiddleton

Citizen Coyote.

Please report to the nearest reeducation center.

This is not a request.

This is also not an order.

You are, however, expected to comply.

You're not a fucking socialist or worse, a democrat, are you?

No. Let's not speak anymore of mind lasers.

Just report to Building 534. We will take care of the rest.

Hope you like Ludwig Van.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

I hate to break it to you Coyote, but you may have teh Discrodian*.

My condolences and hope for a speedy recovery.









* Pronunciation key: da SCROTE ee uhn
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