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ATTN: Ms. Space/Time

Started by ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞, September 08, 2011, 03:27:58 AM

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ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

Full disclosure: I stole the disclaimer from Susan Hewitt and Edward Subitzky to buttress my lame joke in the OP.

I can't take full credit for the funny. However, I don't think they would give a subatomic fuck if people printed them out and stuck them on real products. I think they'd be delighted.

Here's a link to their original work, titled A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels.

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