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#1
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 14, 2008, 06:37:13 PM
Also, it's nice to have someone to go trolling with.  These spags always say they will, but they won't (except for Idem and Cain, but Idem hasn't been around, and Cain was killed by wild boars).

That's the fourth Principia Discordia member to succumb to Wild Boar attack. When will these godless killing machines be stopped?
#2
Then I will certainly not be known as Counter Intelligence on that board. Furthermore, I certainly did not identify myself as a member of the Prohibition party.
#3
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 14, 2008, 06:15:37 PM
Quote from: Efrim on July 14, 2008, 06:13:59 PM
Whatever my current job is, I assure that I'm not to be trusted. Don't say I (and Roger) didn't warn you.

So who the hell WOULD hire The World's Meanest Hippie?  I mean, there's no way the feds would touch you, given your history (especially The Incident), and I happen to know that the Chicago PD commissioner has PROMISED to see you gang-raped by longshoremen before he dies.

That fucking Fed Police Chief. He doesn't understand the Chicago way. Connery got it right when he talked about sending one of theirs to the morgue after they send one of yours to the hospital. Thing is, he forgot the part about merrily taking and giving bribes at every step in the plan. A little dirty money will get you a long way in the city of Chicago. It'll land you places a puritan police chief just won't go looking.
#4
Whatever my current job is, I assure that I'm not to be trusted. Don't say I (and Roger) didn't warn you.
#5
Quote from: Payne on July 14, 2008, 05:58:49 PM
Quote from: Efrim on July 14, 2008, 05:56:11 PM
Now here's a sermon I can get behind. It's about time you fell into lockstep, Roger. Do you realize that things are 35 percent more Hunky Dory then they were last year? Could be a good topic for a future sermon.

They still haven't got you.

:?

God damn. 

Or maybe they DID get me but I've manged to plea bargain out to a cushy but thrilling job at the office of subversive intelligence. Of course, that's something I neither confirm nor deny.
#6
Now here's a sermon I can get behind. It's about time you fell into lockstep, Roger. Do you realize that things are 35 percent more Hunky Dory then they were last year? Could be a good topic for a future sermon.
#7
Or Kill Me / Czcigodny!
October 18, 2005, 03:43:19 AM
Musi Zbiegać. Będzie usiłować używać angielski po raz następny.
#8
Or Kill Me / Re: Czcigodny!
October 18, 2005, 03:39:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Efrim
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EfrimZatrzymywany. Złapany w pułapkę w Polsce. Nie Może rozumieć klawiaturę. Zmuszany użycie barbarzyńca Polerują język (językowy). Posyłają pomoc.

-Efrim

HOLY SHIT!  YOU BASTARD!  You're ALIVE?

Fucker...you still owe me for that pistol!

Jest zjadł przez psy! potrzebuję tego większa ilość!

Bullshit.  You only had two jacks.

TGRR,
Is happy to see you alive, so he won't kill you.

Żywy? Prawdopodobnie w prawnym poczuciu słowa!
#9
Or Kill Me / Re: Czcigodny!
October 18, 2005, 03:36:38 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EfrimZatrzymywany. Złapany w pułapkę w Polsce. Nie Może rozumieć klawiaturę. Zmuszany użycie barbarzyńca Polerują język (językowy). Posyłają pomoc.

-Efrim

HOLY SHIT!  YOU BASTARD!  You're ALIVE?

Fucker...you still owe me for that pistol!

Jest zjadł przez psy! potrzebuję tego większa ilość!
#10
Or Kill Me / Re: Czcigodny!
October 18, 2005, 03:35:21 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe
Quote from: EfrimZatrzymywany. Złapany w pułapkę w Polsce. Nie Może rozumieć klawiaturę. Zmuszany użycie barbarzyńca Polerują język (językowy). Posyłają pomoc.

-Efrim

Im guessing thats Polish.  :lol:

Is THAT where you've been, Efrim?

Tak. jest słusznie piekło!
#11
Or Kill Me / Czcigodny!
October 18, 2005, 03:31:27 AM
Zatrzymywany. Złapany w pułapkę w Polsce. Nie Może rozumieć klawiaturę. Zmuszany użycie barbarzyńca Polerują język. Posyłają pomoc.

-Efrim
#12
Or Kill Me / Auditions
March 25, 2005, 02:36:04 AM
*sits down in director's chair*

So I suppose you're wondering why I've called you here today. Well, I knew the decision would be difficult, but I did not anticpate the response I got. This thread has been created for those who wish to audition for the part of Chef. To protect interested parties, I request that those who have the nerve to STEP do so as guests. Send me a PM before you audition if you want credit for it. That is all. I now await the horror. Assuming interested parties are willing to test, that is.
#13
Or Kill Me / The Flight of Roger
March 24, 2005, 02:58:42 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: Efrim
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Good thing he didn't leave me the key  :twisted:

Yep. Some people just can't be trusted.
1  Ouch, what did I ever do to you? :shock:

2  I am not convinced any of this happened, Roger has pulled too many pranks.  I am not convinced he is not currently posting using yet another alias.  Maybe he is posting as you and you have left town. :wink:

3  I never said I would reveal the contents or do anything about the stuff I found.  I suffer from terminal curiosity, never denied that.  I would be way too tempted to take a peek. :twisted:

4  I can be trusted, the comment I made had nothing to do with trust or lack thereof.   :roll:  :D

Sorry Eldora, I didn't mean that in a serious sense. The comment should have been followed by a  :wink:  or something to that extent. So yeah, very sorry.

As for the validity of my statements, I can assure you that I'm Efrim. Roger had a certain prose style I don't have, and he could never resist using fucked company emoticons.
#14
Or Kill Me / The Flight of Roger
March 24, 2005, 01:58:29 AM
Quote from: i can japan motherfucker
Quote from: LMNOBye Roger.

See you tomorrow.  :lol:




(PS - After the last two incidents, I most certainly am calling Shenanagins on this).

which btw, were all my fault.

Sorry, kid, but really, He thought you were damn funny in a stupid kind of way. He loved messing with you. Really, If anything brings him back, it'll be you.
#15
Or Kill Me / The Flight of Roger
March 23, 2005, 08:54:21 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Good thing he didn't leave me the key  :twisted:

Yep. Some people just can't be trusted.