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Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: The Rev on October 05, 2011, 11:54:54 PM
Something magical happened on our checking account. It seems Treasury Dept, Social Security Dept. has run a sounding and is prepared to make deposits.


I'm singing a Willie song right now!!!!

On the road again!

I am so happy for you guys!!!

The Rev



I have an erection! Well, okay, it's mental, but STILL!

Luna

Quote from: The Rev on October 06, 2011, 04:38:18 PM


I have an erection! Well, okay, it's mental, but STILL!

Oh, awesome! 
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Rev

Quote from: Luna on October 06, 2011, 09:10:18 PM
Quote from: The Rev on October 06, 2011, 04:38:18 PM


I have an erection! Well, okay, it's mental, but STILL!

Oh, awesome! 

I could have so much fun get into so much trouble with one of those!

Luna

Quote from: The Rev on October 06, 2011, 10:12:52 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 06, 2011, 09:10:18 PM
Quote from: The Rev on October 06, 2011, 04:38:18 PM


I have an erection! Well, okay, it's mental, but STILL!

Oh, awesome! 

I could have so much fun AND get into so much trouble with one of those!

Fixed for accuracy.   :wink:

Next time I get myself down to Disney, I want one of those... 
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Rev

Quote from: Luna on October 06, 2011, 10:19:40 PM
Quote from: The Rev on October 06, 2011, 10:12:52 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 06, 2011, 09:10:18 PM
Quote from: The Rev on October 06, 2011, 04:38:18 PM


I have an erection! Well, okay, it's mental, but STILL!

Oh, awesome! 

I could have so much fun AND get into so much trouble with one of those!

Fixed for accuracy.   :wink:

Next time I get myself down to Disney, I want one of those... 

WINNAH!!!

Juana

I have this mental image of you, perched in that chair and mowing people down with it, laughing like a maniac the entire time.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Luna

Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 06, 2011, 10:45:22 PM
I have this mental image of you, perched in that chair and mowing people down with it, laughing like a maniac the entire time.

At least it looks like it'd be easy to hose out... whatever's... stuck in the treads...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Rev

Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 06, 2011, 10:45:22 PM
I have this mental image of you, perched in that chair and mowing people down with it, laughing like a maniac the entire time.

Wow! I have exactly the very same image!!!  :lulz:

The Rev

Quote from: Luna on October 06, 2011, 10:47:29 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 06, 2011, 10:45:22 PM
I have this mental image of you, perched in that chair and mowing people down with it, laughing like a maniac the entire time.

At least it looks like it'd be easy to hose out... whatever's... stuck in the treads...

Power washer may be required.

Luna

Quote from: The Rev on October 06, 2011, 10:56:37 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 06, 2011, 10:47:29 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 06, 2011, 10:45:22 PM
I have this mental image of you, perched in that chair and mowing people down with it, laughing like a maniac the entire time.

At least it looks like it'd be easy to hose out... whatever's... stuck in the treads...

Power washer may be required.

May be, but TOTALLY worth the extra effort, IMHO.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Rev

Quote from: Khara on Hiatus.... on October 06, 2011, 02:43:28 PM
Quote from: The Rev on October 05, 2011, 11:54:54 PM
Something magical happened on our checking account. It seems Treasury Dept, Social Security Dept. has run a sounding and is prepared to make deposits.


I'm singing a Willie song right now!!!!

On the road again!

I am so happy for you guys!!!

Thanks, here's what showed up.

US TREAS 303 SOC SEC PPD CHARLES R BROWN

Still no formal notification yet, but I have to be optimistic at this point.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: The Rev on October 06, 2011, 10:47:45 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 06, 2011, 10:45:22 PM
I have this mental image of you, perched in that chair and mowing people down with it, laughing like a maniac the entire time.

Wow! I have exactly the very same image!!!  :lulz:

This is what I thought:

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Rev

Quote from: Nph. Twid. on October 07, 2011, 06:20:36 PM
Quote from: The Rev on October 06, 2011, 10:47:45 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 06, 2011, 10:45:22 PM
I have this mental image of you, perched in that chair and mowing people down with it, laughing like a maniac the entire time.

Wow! I have exactly the very same image!!!  :lulz:

This is what I thought:



:spittake:

Nephew Twiddleton

Why not go the full way and laser up a post apocalyptic los angeles? :lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS