SSOOKN's Official statement concerning the Open Bar

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Can we have an Open Sauna as well?

No.  Babylon Horuv will drink the water.



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[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Can we have an Open Sauna as well?

No.  Babylon Horuv will drink the water.



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He's into sauna water, too? 

[Doktor Howl]

Can we have an Open Sauna as well?

No.  Babylon Horuv will drink the water.



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I'm not well. 

Dok,
Jet Blue pilot in training.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Can we have an Open Sauna as well?

No.  Babylon Horuv will drink the water.



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I'm not well. 

Dok,
Jet Blue pilot in training.

I don't actually know why that's funny, but somehow I bet there's a story behind it.

Oddly, even without the story, it's... evocative.

[Doktor Howl]

Can we have an Open Sauna as well?

No.  Babylon Horuv will drink the water.



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I'm not well. 

Dok,
Jet Blue pilot in training.

I don't actually know why that's funny, but somehow I bet there's a story behind it.

Oddly, even without the story, it's... evocative.

http://todaytravel.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/03/28/10900248-jetblue-suspends-captain-following-in-flight-meltdown?ocid=ansmsnbc11

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Can we have an Open Sauna as well?

No.  Babylon Horuv will drink the water.



( )

I'm not well. 

Dok,
Jet Blue pilot in training.

I don't actually know why that's funny, but somehow I bet there's a story behind it.

Oddly, even without the story, it's... evocative.

http://todaytravel.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/03/28/10900248-jetblue-suspends-captain-following-in-flight-meltdown?ocid=ansmsnbc11

WHAT THE FUCK 

[Doktor Howl]

Can we have an Open Sauna as well?

No.  Babylon Horuv will drink the water.



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I'm not well. 

Dok,
Jet Blue pilot in training.

I don't actually know why that's funny, but somehow I bet there's a story behind it.

Oddly, even without the story, it's... evocative.

http://todaytravel.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/03/28/10900248-jetblue-suspends-captain-following-in-flight-meltdown?ocid=ansmsnbc11

WHAT THE FUCK 

Best part:  The TSA now wants to put him in prison for 20 years.  You know, for having a what appears to be a psychotic break in which nobody was hurt.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Can we have an Open Sauna as well?

No.  Babylon Horuv will drink the water.



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I'm not well. 

Dok,
Jet Blue pilot in training.

I don't actually know why that's funny, but somehow I bet there's a story behind it.

Oddly, even without the story, it's... evocative.

http://todaytravel.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/03/28/10900248-jetblue-suspends-captain-following-in-flight-meltdown?ocid=ansmsnbc11

WHAT THE FUCK 

Best part:  The TSA now wants to put him in prison for 20 years.  You know, for having a what appears to be a psychotic break in which nobody was hurt.

Aw man, poor dude.  He needs psychiatric help and a nice, relaxing, low-key job, not prison.

[Doktor Howl]

Aw man, poor dude.  He needs psychiatric help and a nice, relaxing, low-key job, not prison.

This is what happens when we hire Nazis. 

[Mangrove]

Look...do anything, but get Scrid out of my house.

It was cool for awhile, but now he just sits around all day collecting unemployment, playing the xbox, the Wii, and the playstation all at the same time.  The water bill is through the roof, and the busted clam shells underfoot were old 3 months ago.  I keep finding empty bottles of Worcestershire sauced behind the couch, and he just looks ashamed when I ask him about them.

Even the folks with a hard-on for cephalapod equality and employment opportunity have abandoned me!

Granted Scrid and I have been through a lot, and part of me considers him a brother.  The rest of me wants to cook up one motherfucker of a calamari.  HELP!

There's still racism in America.

I think we need to send him back to the sea. He's been living among the humans since 2004 and it's probably time for him to rejoin his tentacled kind. Or tart him up with fake blood and troll people at H P Lovecraft conventions. Perhaps you could get some return on your investment that way.