Generalissimo Salazar's Politics Corner

[Cain]

If their name ends in George W Bush, then yes. Should unfortunately doesnt imply will though.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

I agree with these politics.

Therefoer I must pillage and destroy you all.

[Enrico Salazar]

So.  Canadian politicians have voted No Confidence in current ruling party.  Now an election will be held.

Enrico's question is this:  Have these pigs not seen Star Wars?  Do they not know that this is exact way Emperor came into power?

Have they learned nothing from the past?

[LHX]

maybe salazar should make a run for the canadian office

show the country what true love is all about

[Cain]

Depends.  Do you have any whiney, emo-like, wooden faced super-fighters hanging around?

[LHX]

they are called 'hockey players' and 'ex-hockey players'

[Cain]

Will they turn the Republic into an Empire through the sheer force of Emoness they radiate?

[LHX]

...unfortunately not


more liable to spread that foot and mouth disease or something

[Enrico Salazar]

Enrico would take Canada over if it were not for the ice and the snow.  

He likes more tropical climates . . . his sweat is half his charm after all.

[hooplala]

As long as Harper, with his rapist eyes, doesn't get in I will be happy.

[LHX]

harper looks like he has some sort of animal on his head instead of hair

[hooplala]

For those who don't know Harper:



Look at those eyes.

[LHX]

he doesnt have the puffy hair in that photo

[Cain]

He looks honest and trustworthy.  He would get my vote.

[Horab Fibslager]

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it is all as i have foreseen. let's throw some more children on the bbq!


oddly, despite being against gay marriage and legalized marijuana, he still gets my vote as well.