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Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, August 12, 2013, 07:00:16 PM

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 12, 2013, 09:17:57 PM
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Never tried eharmony, never will.

Neither would I.

But I don't meet their standards anyway.

Wait, what are their standards?  :? I've never looked.

Imagine getting dating advice from a 95 year old hardshell Baptist.

Molon Lube

Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 12, 2013, 09:15:58 PM
I have been on many many dates from online sites. The proportion of good dates I found on Craigslist (back when you could post an ad and not have it flagged and removed instantly) and good friends that I still retain from meeting them on Craigslist far far far outweighs the proportion if good dates/friends I've met on dedicated dating sites, and the number of HOLY SHIT GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE dates was particularly high on OK Cupid dates.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure my opinion of them and my experience on the site are far from normal.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 12, 2013, 09:18:47 PM
Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 12, 2013, 09:17:57 PM
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Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 12, 2013, 09:15:58 PM

Never tried eharmony, never will.

Neither would I.

But I don't meet their standards anyway.

Wait, what are their standards?  :? I've never looked.

Imagine getting dating advice from a 95 year old hardshell Baptist.

:lulz: Oh yeah, I don't think that would work out too well for either of us.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 12, 2013, 09:47:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 12, 2013, 09:18:47 PM
Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 12, 2013, 09:17:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 12, 2013, 09:17:20 PM
Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 12, 2013, 09:15:58 PM

Never tried eharmony, never will.

Neither would I.

But I don't meet their standards anyway.

Wait, what are their standards?  :? I've never looked.

Imagine getting dating advice from a 95 year old hardshell Baptist.

:lulz: Oh yeah, I don't think that would work out too well for either of us.

I DON'T SEE ANYTHING ON THIS TEST INVOLVING CROTCHLESS WETSUITS.

HELLO?
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 12, 2013, 09:49:11 PM
Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 12, 2013, 09:47:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 12, 2013, 09:18:47 PM
Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 12, 2013, 09:17:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 12, 2013, 09:17:20 PM
Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 12, 2013, 09:15:58 PM

Never tried eharmony, never will.

Neither would I.

But I don't meet their standards anyway.

Wait, what are their standards?  :? I've never looked.

Imagine getting dating advice from a 95 year old hardshell Baptist.

:lulz: Oh yeah, I don't think that would work out too well for either of us.

I DON'T SEE ANYTHING ON THIS TEST INVOLVING CROTCHLESS WETSUITS.

HELLO?

OR THE PROPER USE OF DILDOS.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 12, 2013, 09:55:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 12, 2013, 09:49:11 PM
Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 12, 2013, 09:47:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 12, 2013, 09:18:47 PM
Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 12, 2013, 09:17:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 12, 2013, 09:17:20 PM
Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 12, 2013, 09:15:58 PM

Never tried eharmony, never will.

Neither would I.

But I don't meet their standards anyway.

Wait, what are their standards?  :? I've never looked.

Imagine getting dating advice from a 95 year old hardshell Baptist.

:lulz: Oh yeah, I don't think that would work out too well for either of us.

I DON'T SEE ANYTHING ON THIS TEST INVOLVING CROTCHLESS WETSUITS.

HELLO?

OR THE PROPER USE OF DILDOS.

I can't think of an improper use.  :?
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 12, 2013, 09:56:06 PM
Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 12, 2013, 09:55:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 12, 2013, 09:49:11 PM
Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 12, 2013, 09:47:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 12, 2013, 09:18:47 PM
Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 12, 2013, 09:17:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 12, 2013, 09:17:20 PM
Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 12, 2013, 09:15:58 PM

Never tried eharmony, never will.

Neither would I.

But I don't meet their standards anyway.

Wait, what are their standards?  :? I've never looked.

Imagine getting dating advice from a 95 year old hardshell Baptist.

:lulz: Oh yeah, I don't think that would work out too well for either of us.

I DON'T SEE ANYTHING ON THIS TEST INVOLVING CROTCHLESS WETSUITS.

HELLO?

OR THE PROPER USE OF DILDOS.

I can't think of an improper use.  :?

Oh, I CAN.  :D
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

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Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 12, 2013, 09:56:06 PM
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 12, 2013, 09:49:11 PM
Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 12, 2013, 09:47:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 12, 2013, 09:18:47 PM
Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 12, 2013, 09:17:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 12, 2013, 09:17:20 PM
Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 12, 2013, 09:15:58 PM

Never tried eharmony, never will.

Neither would I.

But I don't meet their standards anyway.

Wait, what are their standards?  :? I've never looked.

Imagine getting dating advice from a 95 year old hardshell Baptist.

:lulz: Oh yeah, I don't think that would work out too well for either of us.

I DON'T SEE ANYTHING ON THIS TEST INVOLVING CROTCHLESS WETSUITS.

HELLO?

OR THE PROPER USE OF DILDOS.

I can't think of an improper use.  :?

Oh, I CAN.  :D

WHOSE definition of "improper"?

I mean, I'm wracking my brain, here, but I can't think of a THING.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 12, 2013, 10:05:19 PM
Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 12, 2013, 10:04:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 12, 2013, 09:56:06 PM
Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 12, 2013, 09:55:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 12, 2013, 09:49:11 PM
Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 12, 2013, 09:47:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 12, 2013, 09:18:47 PM
Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 12, 2013, 09:17:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 12, 2013, 09:17:20 PM
Quote from: YOUR Social Science Thinkmonkey on August 12, 2013, 09:15:58 PM

Never tried eharmony, never will.

Neither would I.

But I don't meet their standards anyway.

Wait, what are their standards?  :? I've never looked.

Imagine getting dating advice from a 95 year old hardshell Baptist.

:lulz: Oh yeah, I don't think that would work out too well for either of us.

I DON'T SEE ANYTHING ON THIS TEST INVOLVING CROTCHLESS WETSUITS.

HELLO?

OR THE PROPER USE OF DILDOS.

I can't think of an improper use.  :?

Oh, I CAN.  :D

WHOSE definition of "improper"?

I mean, I'm wracking my brain, here, but I can't think of a THING.

Oh, I was thinking by the definition of the people I like to use them with.

They're perfectly proper uses from my perspective, of course.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Cramulus

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deep thoughts: I wonder which hand the above smileys just hi5'd with

The Good Reverend Roger

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deep thoughts: I wonder which hand the above smileys just hi5'd with

Hand?
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I'm always entertained to see who other people think I should be dating. Never fails to entertain. Especially after answering every question that involves 'would you have kids' as negatively as possible . . . the very first person I'm paired with wants to know when I'm going to start having kids and how many I plan on having . . . and then gets pissed and pouts when I say never and none.
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

 :lulz:

For some reason I seem to have to constantly re-learn that I actually don't much care for dating people, because every single time they want to hang out more than I want to hang out, no matter how clear I am up front that I'm not looking for another boyfriend.

It is, in fact, the reason I think I am still fond of BF after a year+, because, honestly, right now he's in Boise and hasn't texted me since yesterday, which is great, and when I see him it will be pleasant and non-demanding and he totally has a life, and invites me to go out to music events but doesn't pout when I have homework or kid stuff.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Triple Zero

that is awesome Nigel, I'm happy for you :) :)
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