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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

We're heading into another Dark Age.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cain

Russia's not.

Russia is gonna be awesome in 60+ years.  All global warming is going to do to them is give them more decent farmland.  They don't give a fuck.  And in the meantime, they're just going to go on pumping out oil and gas, undercutting OPEC prices constantly and building up friends in Europe.  If they end up reintegrating the Near Abroad, their demographic decline, which has been overstated anyway, will be reversed entirely in a "Greater Russia" of 230 million, stretching from the Ukraine to central Kazakhstan, and even if they don't the population is still growing at a sustainable rate.  Sure, they'll fuck up eventually, it's Russia, after all, but in the medium term, they're pretty good.

Idem




Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cramulus on July 12, 2011, 09:06:31 PM
In Soviet Russia, victims rape yuo!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2013870/Robber-broke-hair-salon-beaten-black-belt-owner-kept-sex-slave-days--fed-Viagra.html

Oh my god. :lulz:

Hilariously, me and some friends were just talking about a "Rape back the night" self-defense training course last night, in which participants carry dildoes and learn skills to help them to turn things around on would-be rapists.

I can't see a downside.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

I'M MOVING TO RUSSIA.  WHICH WAY?
Molon Lube


Nephew Twiddleton

Yeah going to restaurants usually ends up with me reconsidering my evolutionary impulse to procreate.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Luna

Rep Joe Walsh apparently not only can't be bothered to pay child support (it's reported that he's apparently over $100,000 behind in payments), he's got the balls to sue his ex-wife over the case...

http://wonkette.com/452922/joe-walsh-heroically-sues-ex-wife-to-avoid-supporting-his-children
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Luna on September 12, 2011, 11:26:55 PM
Rep Joe Walsh apparently not only can't be bothered to pay child support (it's reported that he's apparently over $100,000 behind in payments), he's got the balls to sue his ex-wife over the case...

http://wonkette.com/452922/joe-walsh-heroically-sues-ex-wife-to-avoid-supporting-his-children

Must be that "personal responsibility" thing he's always on about.   :lulz:
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Luna

#986
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 12, 2011, 11:46:05 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 12, 2011, 11:26:55 PM
Rep Joe Walsh apparently not only can't be bothered to pay child support (it's reported that he's apparently over $100,000 behind in payments), he's got the balls to sue his ex-wife over the case...

http://wonkette.com/452922/joe-walsh-heroically-sues-ex-wife-to-avoid-supporting-his-children

Must be that "personal responsibility" thing he's always on about.   :lulz:

Apparently "personal responsibility" means "if my ex-wife didn't want to pay for kids, she should've kept her legs shut."

ETA:  Huffington Post has a copy of her court filing.  He apparently not only paid only partial child support from November of 2005 to March of 2008, he has failed to pay any at all since then, has failed to pay medical insurance, tuition, and failed to provide tax returns as required.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/29/joe-walsh-child-support-w_n_913631.html
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Luna

Bonus!  Joe Walsh apparently can't be bothered to show up for court about this, either...

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/09/14/1016944/-Deadbeat-Congressman-Joe-Walsh-still-not-paying-his-child-support?via=blog_1

QuoteCook County Circuit Judge Raul Vega also wanted to know why Walsh wasn't in court for the hearing — the McHenry Republican's ex-wife, Laura Walsh was — and said he expects him to show up at the next hearing, in November.

Walsh's new attorney, Janet Boyle, asked Vega "for what purpose" he wanted the congressman in court.

Vega gave her a puzzled look.

To which Boyle responded: "Mr. Walsh is a U.S. congressman."

"Well, he's no different than anyone else," the judge said.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Luna

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube