Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: trix on September 22, 2011, 04:01:27 PM

Title: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: trix on September 22, 2011, 04:01:27 PM
The other day I was at my uni playing some hackey sack instead of studying, because I have a great grasp of priorities, and was chatting with a friend who is a fan of the Church of the Subgenious.  The conversation moved to Discordian, and another guy asked me to sum up what a Discordian believes in one sentence.  He mentioned he understands that it can't be a very encompassing definition or anything he just wants a basic idea to go on.  I thought about it for a minute, but wasn't really sure what to say.  I toyed with the idea of something silly, like we worship doorknobs, but in the end I went with the old PD story about the guy who gained enlightenment by becoming a shithead.  However, I've been thinking about it for awhile, and out of context, that story doesn't really explain much.  Really, I can't think of a one-sentence statement that could sum up much of anything.  Especially considering Discordia means different things to different people.  Basically, I failed. 

Many of you spags are far more clever than I, so, if asked to sum up Discordian "beliefs" in one sentence, how would you do so?
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Cramulus on September 22, 2011, 04:07:52 PM
check it

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=30195.0
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: LMNO on September 22, 2011, 04:08:32 PM
 :argh!:


Beat me to it, spag!
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: trix on September 22, 2011, 04:22:04 PM
God damnit, you spags think of everything before I do.

Don't you all understand that this forum didn't exist until I arrived on scene???

Anyway, thanks for the link.

EDIT:  What!?  That thread is from this month!  STOP READING MY MIND, FUCKERS!
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: AFK on September 22, 2011, 04:35:24 PM
How about some one-line meme bombs?  We should do those too!
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 04:43:48 PM
I'm ALWAYS up for reducing "thinking for yourself" into one sentence simplifications.

That's what Americaâ„¢ is all about.  Complex ideas flattened, rolled, and spindled until they are nice & safe.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: AFK on September 22, 2011, 05:23:31 PM
Reading and thinking is for commie pussies Dok.  Get with the program!  America wants their bumper-sticker education and they want it the fuck now!  Well, actually, later, when they are done updating their Facebook status
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: AFK on September 22, 2011, 05:24:58 PM
If I can't have my American Exceptionalism on a fucking Post-It note it is fucking trash.  Words are just liberal ploys to indoctrinate our childrenz!
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 05:27:24 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 22, 2011, 05:24:58 PM
If I can't have my American Exceptionalism on a fucking Post-It note it is fucking trash.  Words are just liberal ploys to indoctrinate our childrenz!

I'm kind of thinking that this Subgenius buddy of Trix's might have a bad case of bobbieism.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: trix on September 22, 2011, 05:39:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 05:27:24 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 22, 2011, 05:24:58 PM
If I can't have my American Exceptionalism on a fucking Post-It note it is fucking trash.  Words are just liberal ploys to indoctrinate our childrenz!

I'm kind of thinking that this Subgenius buddy of Trix's might have a bad case of bobbieism.

Hah, except the Subgenius buddy is not the same person that asked me to sum up a philosophical belief into a one-liner.  Re-reading the OP, I guess I didn't make that clear enough.  The Subgenius guy is the person I was talking to initially, but then somebody else in the hackey sack circle was the guy who asked about Discordianism.

The Subgenius guy would not have asked me to sum up anything like that, he's been known to say things like "give me a couple days or so to do some reading up, then I'll join your conversation".  He hates appearing ignorant.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 05:41:40 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 05:39:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 05:27:24 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 22, 2011, 05:24:58 PM
If I can't have my American Exceptionalism on a fucking Post-It note it is fucking trash.  Words are just liberal ploys to indoctrinate our childrenz!

I'm kind of thinking that this Subgenius buddy of Trix's might have a bad case of bobbieism.

Hah, except the Subgenius buddy is not the same person that asked me to sum up a philosophical belief into a one-liner.  Re-reading the OP, I guess I didn't make that clear enough.  The Subgenius guy is the person I was talking to initially, but then somebody else in the hackey sack circle was the guy who asked about Discordianism.

The Subgenius guy would not have asked me to sum up anything like that, he's been known to say things like "give me a couple days or so to do some reading up, then I'll join your conversation".  He hates appearing ignorant.

People still play hackey sack?

ETA:  Also, if he DOES read up, he WILL FOR SURE appear ignorant.  That's the best part about this religion.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 05:43:30 PM
Also, a proper Subgenius EMBRACES his ignorance in situations like this.  We are OMNIFALLIBLE, and if you can't handle that, then you're far too Pink to be a Subgenius.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: LMNO on September 22, 2011, 05:45:52 PM
I declare the entire matter irrelevant, due to Hackey-Sack.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: AFK on September 22, 2011, 05:49:19 PM
Tell him that Discordianism is about not asking stupid questions like the one he just asked you.  

Then bean him with the hackey sack.  

It may not enlighten him, but it will be funny.  
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: AFK on September 22, 2011, 05:50:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 22, 2011, 05:45:52 PM
I declare the entire matter irrelevant, due to Hackey-Sack.

Also this. 

Granted, this is coming from a guy who does drum circles. 
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 05:50:54 PM
If you're not playing hackey sack with one of those bean bag "nonlethal" guns, then you're wasting your time.

Dok,
Also a big fan of manhole cover frisbee and electrogolf.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: trix on September 22, 2011, 05:51:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 22, 2011, 05:45:52 PM
I declare the entire matter irrelevant, due to Hackey-Sack.

Ahahaha, hackey sack is the only "sport" I like.  No winning* or losing, no score, there is one team, and everyone is on it.  Anyone at all of any race/religion/belief/creed/whatever can join at any time, nobody has ever been excluded from our circle.  Also, it pisses off The Establishment because we tend to play right in the middle of the busiest walkway during class changes.

* - with one exception.  If someone manages to kick a passerby, either by accident or by accident-on-purpose, they win.

Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 22, 2011, 05:49:19 PM
Tell him that Discordianism is about not asking stupid questions like the one he just asked you.  

Then bean him with the hackey sack.  

It may not enlighten him, but it will be funny.  


Now there's an idea!  Wish I'd thought of that at the time.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 05:51:34 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 22, 2011, 05:50:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 22, 2011, 05:45:52 PM
I declare the entire matter irrelevant, due to Hackey-Sack.

Also this. 

Granted, this is coming from a guy who does drum circles. 

Nobody ever lets me go to those things.   :sadbanana:
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 05:52:39 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 05:51:05 PM
 Also, it pisses off The Establishment because we tend to play right in the middle of the busiest walkway during class changes.

In this case, by "the establishment", you mean "your fellow students".

WAY TO FIGHT THE POWER!

:jihaad:
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: LMNO on September 22, 2011, 05:53:26 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 22, 2011, 05:50:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 22, 2011, 05:45:52 PM
I declare the entire matter irrelevant, due to Hackey-Sack.

Also this. 

Granted, this is coming from a guy who does drum circles. 


To be fair, you tend to approach these events in the same way a suicide bomber would.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: AFK on September 22, 2011, 05:54:26 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 05:51:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 22, 2011, 05:45:52 PM
I declare the entire matter irrelevant, due to Hackey-Sack.

Ahahaha, hackey sack is the only "sport" I like.  No winning* or losing, no score, there is one team, and everyone is on it.  Anyone at all of any race/religion/belief/creed/whatever can join at any time, nobody has ever been excluded from our circle.  Also, it pisses off The Establishment because we tend to play right in the middle of the busiest walkway during class changes.

* - with one exception.  If someone manages to kick a passerby, either by accident or by accident-on-purpose, they win.

I think as a general rule hackey sack pisses off everyone who isn't playing hackey sack because, well, it's hackey sack.  I'm pissed off right now thinking about it.  
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: AFK on September 22, 2011, 05:55:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 22, 2011, 05:53:26 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 22, 2011, 05:50:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 22, 2011, 05:45:52 PM
I declare the entire matter irrelevant, due to Hackey-Sack.

Also this.  

Granted, this is coming from a guy who does drum circles.  


To be fair, you tend to approach these events in the same way a suicide bomber would.

It helps that I have a very big and loud doumbek.  
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: AFK on September 22, 2011, 05:59:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 05:52:39 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 05:51:05 PM
 Also, it pisses off The Establishment because we tend to play right in the middle of the busiest walkway during class changes.

In this case, by "the establishment", you mean "your fellow students".

WAY TO FIGHT THE POWER!

:jihaad:

Hackey Sack aint nuthin to fuck with. 
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: trix on September 22, 2011, 06:02:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 05:52:39 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 05:51:05 PM
Also, it pisses off The Establishment because we tend to play right in the middle of the busiest walkway during class changes.

In this case, by "the establishment", you mean "your fellow students".

WAY TO FIGHT THE POWER!

:jihaad:

nah, by "walkway" i mean the smoking bridge, which is more than large enough for plenty of people to get by.  The point is the administration of the school already doesn't like that students found a spot to smoke on campus, and that the spot has become the social center of the campus, and that the sack kickers are the most popular group.

The other students don't seem to mind our presence, most of them who don't join end up watching and/or listening to us for entertainment as they relieve their nicotine cravings.  We spend the game cracking jokes and making fun of each other, which can be rather funny.

EDIT: Also, at the risk of sounding a bit defensive, we don't really play very often.  A circle of random people seems to form around lunchtime, and disperse around the beginning of 1:00 classes.

Speaking of rather funny, it's interesting how an anecdotal mention of hackey sack has changed the direction of the entire thread.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 06:04:46 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 06:02:02 PM
nah, by "walkway" i mean the smoking bridge, which is more than large enough for plenty of people to get by.  The point is the administration of the school already doesn't like that students found a spot to smoke on campus, and that the spot has become the social center of the campus, and that the sack kickers are the most popular group.

My rant gland just cramped the fuck up.  Seriously.  My neck is now at an odd angle, and my right leg is convulsing.

Would you like to know more?
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: trix on September 22, 2011, 06:06:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 06:04:46 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 06:02:02 PM
nah, by "walkway" i mean the smoking bridge, which is more than large enough for plenty of people to get by.  The point is the administration of the school already doesn't like that students found a spot to smoke on campus, and that the spot has become the social center of the campus, and that the sack kickers are the most popular group.

My rant gland just cramped the fuck up.  Seriously.  My neck is now at an odd angle, and my right leg is convulsing.

Would you like to know more?

YES PLEASE!

Dok, your rants, even* the ones targeted at me, are the nectar that keeps my blood pumping.

* - By even, I of course mean especially
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 22, 2011, 06:52:24 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 06:02:02 PM

nah, by "walkway" i mean the smoking bridge, which is more than large enough for plenty of people to get by.  The point is the administration of the school already doesn't like that students found a spot to smoke on campus, and that the spot has become the social center of the campus, and that the sack kickers are the most popular group.

Oh look, rude brats who think they're special!
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:04:01 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 22, 2011, 06:52:24 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 06:02:02 PM

nah, by "walkway" i mean the smoking bridge, which is more than large enough for plenty of people to get by.  The point is the administration of the school already doesn't like that students found a spot to smoke on campus, and that the spot has become the social center of the campus, and that the sack kickers are the most popular group.

Oh look, rude brats who think they're special!

I said we were special?

Oh look, jumping to conclusions based on a tiny bit of second-hand information.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 07:06:29 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 06:06:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 06:04:46 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 06:02:02 PM
nah, by "walkway" i mean the smoking bridge, which is more than large enough for plenty of people to get by.  The point is the administration of the school already doesn't like that students found a spot to smoke on campus, and that the spot has become the social center of the campus, and that the sack kickers are the most popular group.

My rant gland just cramped the fuck up.  Seriously.  My neck is now at an odd angle, and my right leg is convulsing.

Would you like to know more?

YES PLEASE!

Dok, your rants, even* the ones targeted at me, are the nectar that keeps my blood pumping.

* - By even, I of course mean especially

Okay, first you say "Bonus points for kicking people on the busiest walkway on campus between classes", then you say "We're REVOLUTIONARIES fighting for THE PEOPLE" by being THE MOST POPULAR GROUP.

Not sure how that works.

What I AM sure of is that at least SOME of those people are on their way to their classes, where they hope to get, you know, an education, and here you are, trying to kick them, because wasting your time at school playing hackey sack during the school day is going to BRING THE SYSTEM DOWN!

Way to STICK IT TO THE MAN, Trix!  I'm sure the proctors and department heads sit around the board room table, shouting at each other to find a way to stop your JUGGERNAUT OF RADICALISM before you TOPPLE THE ENTRENCHED POWER STRUCTURE.  

Beats going to comparitive lit or macro-economics or whatever classes you're taking, I suppose.

And when you finally flunk out, or score an average too low to warrant gainful employment, you can hang out in hipster glasses with people who gradually become younger and younger with respect to yourself, as some sort of self-appointed guru, until you finally wake up screaming in horror and kill yourself by trying to swallow your hackey sack.

You know those pathetic 40-somethings, still hiring out to tutor freshmen at Denny's?  Take a good, long look...And despair.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: AFK on September 22, 2011, 07:11:26 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 06:02:02 PM
Speaking of rather funny, it's interesting how an anecdotal mention of hackey sack has changed the direction of the entire thread.

I think it might've been where you supposed that a stupid game of hackey sack was rankling, and I quote, "The Establishment". 

I mean, you DO see where that might come off as a bit hokey, right?  You really think "The Establishment" of whatever school you are going to really gives a fuck about your pick-up game of hackey sack?  If they are like any other college in America right now, they are shitting bricks over the sea of red in the ledgers.  Your game of hackey sack doesn't really mean anything to anyone except you.  And it certainly is not going to challenge any kind of "Establishment", anywhere. 
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: LMNO on September 22, 2011, 07:19:52 PM
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-ErDvk0bnF7w/Tnt8GHY9t-I/AAAAAAAAAIw/MwtmrRVGmXE/Hacky.jpg)
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 07:21:26 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 22, 2011, 07:19:52 PM
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-ErDvk0bnF7w/Tnt8GHY9t-I/AAAAAAAAAIw/MwtmrRVGmXE/Hacky.jpg)

YES.

And you will know the end is near when they graduate to SKATEBOARDS!  Won't THAT expose the hypocrisy inherent in the system!
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:23:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 07:06:29 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 06:06:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 06:04:46 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 06:02:02 PM
nah, by "walkway" i mean the smoking bridge, which is more than large enough for plenty of people to get by.  The point is the administration of the school already doesn't like that students found a spot to smoke on campus, and that the spot has become the social center of the campus, and that the sack kickers are the most popular group.

My rant gland just cramped the fuck up.  Seriously.  My neck is now at an odd angle, and my right leg is convulsing.

Would you like to know more?

YES PLEASE!

Dok, your rants, even* the ones targeted at me, are the nectar that keeps my blood pumping.

* - By even, I of course mean especially

Okay, first you say "Bonus points for kicking people on the busiest walkway on campus between classes", then you say "We're REVOLUTIONARIES fighting for THE PEOPLE" by being THE MOST POPULAR GROUP.

The first part was just a joke, and hasn't actually happened.

The second part, despite that you put quotes on it, I did NOT say.  I made a tongue-in-cheek reference to sticking it to the man, sure, but I didn't really mean it how you guys seem to be taking it.  I didn't think I'd have to defend a random comment, but I'm bored so okay sure.  We play hackey sack because we like to play hackey sack.  That's really it.  We crack jokes, have fun, kick a bean bag around.  I don't really see us as accomplishing any sort of larger goal when we play hackey sack for 20 minutes a day, and I'm a little surprised that you satire experts
would take that that way.  By "administration" I actually meant the one campus security guard that gives us shit sometimes, as the rest don't care.  This is a guy who takes his job way too seriously, and thinks we are the evil and he is a superhero, so we like to fuck with him and be the villains he so badly wants someone to be.  But mostly we just dick around and play hackey sack for 20 minutes at lunch.  No more, no less.   Not really enough of an event to warrant so much discord, but being PD I guess it's inevitable.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 07:06:29 PM

Not sure how that works.

What I AM sure of is that at least SOME of those people are on their way to their classes, where they hope to get, you know, an education, and here you are, trying to kick them, because wasting your time at school playing hackey sack during the school day is going to BRING THE SYSTEM DOWN!

Way to STICK IT TO THE MAN, Trix!  I'm sure the proctors and department heads sit around the board room table, shouting at each other to find a way to stop your JUGGERNAUT OF RADICALISM before you TOPPLE THE ENTRENCHED POWER STRUCTURE.  
Besides the part above where I explained that we don't actually try to kick people, which I now regret the joke which clearly rubbed you the wrong way, I'd also like to reiterate that we usually only play for 20 minutes during lunch, and when people actually walk through to get to class, so do we.  Because, well, we are students too.  Add to that the fact that I already mentioned the bridge where we play is more than big enough for us to play AND students to walk by comfortably.  Unlike the social groups in the indoor hallways that will stop dead center to talk about their facebook status or whatever and actually DO interrupt the flow of traffic through congested hallways.

For a place with so much satire and humor, you folks sure do take a lot of what I say very seriously.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 07:06:29 PM

Beats going to comparitive lit or macro-economics or whatever classes you're taking, I suppose.

And when you finally flunk out, or score an average too low to warrant gainful employment, you can hang out in hipster glasses with people who gradually become younger and younger with respect to yourself, as some sort of self-appointed guru, until you finally wake up screaming in horror and kill yourself by trying to swallow your hackey sack.

You know those pathetic 40-somethings, still hiring out to tutor freshmen at Denny's?  Take a good, long look...And despair.

I could respond here defensively by pointing out my actual grades, my difficult major, or my interesting hobbies, but really, you seem to have a picture that you really want to paint of me, based on a few random comments about hackey sack, and who am I to get in the way of your fun?

In b4 anti-trix mob mentality takes hold and paints me as a deluded retarded attention whore drug addict hippy with assburgers.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: AFK on September 22, 2011, 07:23:37 PM
They should really give them what-for with a bitchin game of POGs in the middle of the commons.  

Nothing says "fuck you" to The Man, like POGs.  
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: LMNO on September 22, 2011, 07:23:45 PM
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-phWeHs1QJvc/Tnt8_WWgDKI/AAAAAAAAAI8/8jtmdg0Z2cw/hacky_sack_pic00018.jpg)
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: AFK on September 22, 2011, 07:25:03 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:23:25 PM
In b4 anti-trix mob mentality takes hold and paints me as a deluded retarded attention whore drug addict hippy with assburgers.

Nah, you just sound like the typical naive, wide-eyed college student. 

You'll grow out of it. 
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 07:25:48 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:23:25 PM
For a place with so much satire and humor, you folks sure do take a lot of what I say very seriously.

Hey, I'm laughing.

Dok,
Also laughs when people get their sleeves caught in the gears at work.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:28:21 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 22, 2011, 07:11:26 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 06:02:02 PM
Speaking of rather funny, it's interesting how an anecdotal mention of hackey sack has changed the direction of the entire thread.

I think it might've been where you supposed that a stupid game of hackey sack was rankling, and I quote, "The Establishment". 

I mean, you DO see where that might come off as a bit hokey, right?  You really think "The Establishment" of whatever school you are going to really gives a fuck about your pick-up game of hackey sack?  If they are like any other college in America right now, they are shitting bricks over the sea of red in the ledgers.  Your game of hackey sack doesn't really mean anything to anyone except you.  And it certainly is not going to challenge any kind of "Establishment", anywhere. 

Yeah.  You are of course correct.  Only an idiot would believe that a game of hackey sack accomplishes anything more then wasting some time.  Unfortunately, I realized too late that I should have added some sort of wink or gif to the comment to emphasize the tongue-in-cheek way it was intended.  My mistake, as now I seem to have poked the beehive.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: AFK on September 22, 2011, 07:30:46 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:28:21 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 22, 2011, 07:11:26 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 06:02:02 PM
Speaking of rather funny, it's interesting how an anecdotal mention of hackey sack has changed the direction of the entire thread.

I think it might've been where you supposed that a stupid game of hackey sack was rankling, and I quote, "The Establishment". 

I mean, you DO see where that might come off as a bit hokey, right?  You really think "The Establishment" of whatever school you are going to really gives a fuck about your pick-up game of hackey sack?  If they are like any other college in America right now, they are shitting bricks over the sea of red in the ledgers.  Your game of hackey sack doesn't really mean anything to anyone except you.  And it certainly is not going to challenge any kind of "Establishment", anywhere. 

Yeah.  You are of course correct.  Only an idiot would believe that a game of hackey sack accomplishes anything more then wasting some time.  Unfortunately, I realized too late that I should have added some sort of wink or gif to the comment to emphasize the tongue-in-cheek way it was intended.  My mistake, as now I seem to have poked the beehive.

Beehive?  No, Dok, LMNO, and I are just helping you out a little with your education.  Think of us as free-lance tutors.  The bill will be in the mail. 
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 07:32:29 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 22, 2011, 07:25:03 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:23:25 PM
In b4 anti-trix mob mentality takes hold and paints me as a deluded retarded attention whore drug addict hippy with assburgers.

Nah, you just sound like the typical naive, wide-eyed college student. 

You'll grow out of it. 

And then he can be an embittered old fuck like me.

And thus, another generation passes on the torch of GIT OFF MA LAWN!
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 07:33:23 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:28:21 PM
 My mistake, as now I seem to have poked the beehive.

I use these mind control lasers, see?  You, too, will be assimilated.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 07:33:58 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 22, 2011, 07:30:46 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:28:21 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 22, 2011, 07:11:26 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 06:02:02 PM
Speaking of rather funny, it's interesting how an anecdotal mention of hackey sack has changed the direction of the entire thread.

I think it might've been where you supposed that a stupid game of hackey sack was rankling, and I quote, "The Establishment". 

I mean, you DO see where that might come off as a bit hokey, right?  You really think "The Establishment" of whatever school you are going to really gives a fuck about your pick-up game of hackey sack?  If they are like any other college in America right now, they are shitting bricks over the sea of red in the ledgers.  Your game of hackey sack doesn't really mean anything to anyone except you.  And it certainly is not going to challenge any kind of "Establishment", anywhere. 

Yeah.  You are of course correct.  Only an idiot would believe that a game of hackey sack accomplishes anything more then wasting some time.  Unfortunately, I realized too late that I should have added some sort of wink or gif to the comment to emphasize the tongue-in-cheek way it was intended.  My mistake, as now I seem to have poked the beehive.

Beehive?  No, Dok, LMNO, and I are just helping you out a little with your education.  Think of us as free-lance tutors.  The bill will be in the mail. 

No, no, we're a hive mind.  There's no sense denying it now.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:35:13 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 22, 2011, 07:30:46 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:28:21 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 22, 2011, 07:11:26 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 06:02:02 PM
Speaking of rather funny, it's interesting how an anecdotal mention of hackey sack has changed the direction of the entire thread.

I think it might've been where you supposed that a stupid game of hackey sack was rankling, and I quote, "The Establishment". 

I mean, you DO see where that might come off as a bit hokey, right?  You really think "The Establishment" of whatever school you are going to really gives a fuck about your pick-up game of hackey sack?  If they are like any other college in America right now, they are shitting bricks over the sea of red in the ledgers.  Your game of hackey sack doesn't really mean anything to anyone except you.  And it certainly is not going to challenge any kind of "Establishment", anywhere. 

Yeah.  You are of course correct.  Only an idiot would believe that a game of hackey sack accomplishes anything more then wasting some time.  Unfortunately, I realized too late that I should have added some sort of wink or gif to the comment to emphasize the tongue-in-cheek way it was intended.  My mistake, as now I seem to have poked the beehive.

Beehive?  No, Dok, LMNO, and I are just helping you out a little with your education.  Think of us as free-lance tutors.  The bill will be in the mail. 

Oh you folks are helping me out a lot with my education.  Just, not really in this thread.  This was a typical example of bad communication.  And I apologize.

I was aiming for the greyface, but seem to have missed and hit the Dok in the nutsack.  I'm dreadfully sorry, Dok.  I'm working to improve my aim, I promise!
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 07:37:37 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:35:13 PM
I was aiming for the greyface, but seem to have missed and hit the Dok in the nutsack.  I'm dreadfully sorry, Dok.  I'm working to improve my aim, I promise!

Hey, I *ASKED* if you wanted to hear more.  You said that in fact you did, even if it was at your expense.

Now you're implying that I'm butthurt?   :lulz:

You college kids...you get all the best drugs.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: AFK on September 22, 2011, 07:43:59 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:35:13 PM
Oh you folks are helping me out a lot with my education.  Just, not really in this thread.  This was a typical example of bad communication.  And I apologize.

I was aiming for the greyface, but seem to have missed and hit the Dok in the nutsack.  I'm dreadfully sorry, Dok.  I'm working to improve my aim, I promise!

I dunno, I think you just learned a very valuable lesson about communication.  It's one you need to teach your friend as well.  If he's looking for simple, pithy little packages to teach him about new things, he's hopeless and should save his parents, or himself money and just drop out of college.  Seriously. 
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:46:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 07:37:37 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:35:13 PM
I was aiming for the greyface, but seem to have missed and hit the Dok in the nutsack.  I'm dreadfully sorry, Dok.  I'm working to improve my aim, I promise!

Hey, I *ASKED* if you wanted to hear more.  You said that in fact you did, even if it was at your expense.

Now you're implying that I'm butthurt?   :lulz:

You college kids...you get all the best drugs.

That is true, I did ask for it.

You'd think, with the incredible amount of lurking I've done and Dok rants I've read, that I'd know better than to ask Dok for it, but I guess I have a bit of a masochist impulse.

This is likely the same impulse that pushes me to tune in to the "news" stations now and again.  Or to read posts made by GIGGLES.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: AFK on September 22, 2011, 07:47:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 07:33:58 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 22, 2011, 07:30:46 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:28:21 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 22, 2011, 07:11:26 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 06:02:02 PM
Speaking of rather funny, it's interesting how an anecdotal mention of hackey sack has changed the direction of the entire thread.

I think it might've been where you supposed that a stupid game of hackey sack was rankling, and I quote, "The Establishment". 

I mean, you DO see where that might come off as a bit hokey, right?  You really think "The Establishment" of whatever school you are going to really gives a fuck about your pick-up game of hackey sack?  If they are like any other college in America right now, they are shitting bricks over the sea of red in the ledgers.  Your game of hackey sack doesn't really mean anything to anyone except you.  And it certainly is not going to challenge any kind of "Establishment", anywhere. 

Yeah.  You are of course correct.  Only an idiot would believe that a game of hackey sack accomplishes anything more then wasting some time.  Unfortunately, I realized too late that I should have added some sort of wink or gif to the comment to emphasize the tongue-in-cheek way it was intended.  My mistake, as now I seem to have poked the beehive.

Beehive?  No, Dok, LMNO, and I are just helping you out a little with your education.  Think of us as free-lance tutors.  The bill will be in the mail. 

No, no, we're a hive mind.  There's no sense denying it now.

BZZZZZZZ!!!!
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: AFK on September 22, 2011, 07:49:33 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:46:38 PM
That is true, I did ask for it.

You'd think, with the incredible amount of lurking I've done and Dok rants I've read, that I'd know better than to ask Dok for it, but I guess I have a bit of a masochist impulse.

This is likely the same impulse that pushes me to tune in to the "news" stations now and again.  Or to read posts made by GIGGLES.

You're hardcore man!
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 07:49:57 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:46:38 PM
You'd think, with the incredible amount of lurking I've done and Dok rants I've read, that I'd know better than to ask Dok for it, but I guess I have a bit of a masochist impulse.

You're not alone.  Sometimes it seems like the ENTIRE WORLD files up to my door with their pants around their ankles and a silly grin on their face, wanting me to abuse them.

They don't SAY it in so many words, as you did, but their actions speak volumes.

I am a very, very busy man.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:58:07 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 22, 2011, 07:49:33 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:46:38 PM
That is true, I did ask for it.

You'd think, with the incredible amount of lurking I've done and Dok rants I've read, that I'd know better than to ask Dok for it, but I guess I have a bit of a masochist impulse.

This is likely the same impulse that pushes me to tune in to the "news" stations now and again.  Or to read posts made by GIGGLES.

You're hardcore man!

Nah, I still get depressed when I do so.

Hardcore would be tuning into the news, and laughing deep from the belly at the results.  I'm trying to learn to appreciate the horrible joke, but I have such a long way to go.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 08:04:31 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:58:07 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 22, 2011, 07:49:33 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:46:38 PM
That is true, I did ask for it.

You'd think, with the incredible amount of lurking I've done and Dok rants I've read, that I'd know better than to ask Dok for it, but I guess I have a bit of a masochist impulse.

This is likely the same impulse that pushes me to tune in to the "news" stations now and again.  Or to read posts made by GIGGLES.

You're hardcore man!

Nah, I still get depressed when I do so.

Hardcore would be tuning into the news, and laughing deep from the belly at the results.  I'm trying to learn to appreciate the horrible joke, but I have such a long way to go.

Personally, I love the news (though I usually read it rather than watch it).

But I've always been a big fan of slapstick.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: AFK on September 22, 2011, 08:04:56 PM
Fuck, the "news" doesn't even rank as entertainment (for me) anymore.  

It's the same gags over and over again.  It's no Abbot and Costello.  
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 08:08:17 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 22, 2011, 08:04:56 PM
It's the same gags over and over again.

So was The Three Stooges, and that shit never gets old.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: AFK on September 22, 2011, 08:13:14 PM
True, very true. 
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 22, 2011, 08:18:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 07:32:29 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 22, 2011, 07:25:03 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:23:25 PM
In b4 anti-trix mob mentality takes hold and paints me as a deluded retarded attention whore drug addict hippy with assburgers.

Nah, you just sound like the typical naive, wide-eyed college student. 

You'll grow out of it. 

And then he can be an embittered old fuck like me.

And thus, another generation passes on the torch of GIT OFF MA LAWN!

Is thirty old enough for that? Cuz I'm itching to use it.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 08:21:02 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 22, 2011, 08:18:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 07:32:29 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 22, 2011, 07:25:03 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:23:25 PM
In b4 anti-trix mob mentality takes hold and paints me as a deluded retarded attention whore drug addict hippy with assburgers.

Nah, you just sound like the typical naive, wide-eyed college student. 

You'll grow out of it. 

And then he can be an embittered old fuck like me.

And thus, another generation passes on the torch of GIT OFF MA LAWN!

Is thirty old enough for that? Cuz I'm itching to use it.

Take this simple test:  You see a teenager wearing a shirt for an emo band.  You say what?
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Payne on September 22, 2011, 08:39:28 PM
Discordianism in one sentence:

Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 05:39:56 PM
The Subgenius guy is the person I was talking to initially, but then somebody else in the hackey sack circle was the guy who asked about Discordianism.

Witness Discordianism in action from this point of the thread onwards.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 22, 2011, 08:42:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 08:21:02 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 22, 2011, 08:18:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 07:32:29 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 22, 2011, 07:25:03 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:23:25 PM
In b4 anti-trix mob mentality takes hold and paints me as a deluded retarded attention whore drug addict hippy with assburgers.

Nah, you just sound like the typical naive, wide-eyed college student. 

You'll grow out of it. 

And then he can be an embittered old fuck like me.

And thus, another generation passes on the torch of GIT OFF MA LAWN!

Is thirty old enough for that? Cuz I'm itching to use it.

Take this simple test:  You see a teenager wearing a shirt for an emo band.  You say what?

Probably something like, "ARRRGGHHHH!!! FUCKING EMO KIDS!
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 22, 2011, 08:43:20 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 22, 2011, 08:42:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 08:21:02 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 22, 2011, 08:18:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 07:32:29 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 22, 2011, 07:25:03 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:23:25 PM
In b4 anti-trix mob mentality takes hold and paints me as a deluded retarded attention whore drug addict hippy with assburgers.

Nah, you just sound like the typical naive, wide-eyed college student. 

You'll grow out of it. 

And then he can be an embittered old fuck like me.

And thus, another generation passes on the torch of GIT OFF MA LAWN!

Is thirty old enough for that? Cuz I'm itching to use it.

Take this simple test:  You see a teenager wearing a shirt for an emo band.  You say what?

Probably something like, "ARRRGGHHHH!!! FUCKING EMO KIDS!

I hate their hairstyles too. It makes me want to take a buzzer and....

Oh. I see.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 08:44:18 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 22, 2011, 08:42:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 08:21:02 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 22, 2011, 08:18:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 07:32:29 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 22, 2011, 07:25:03 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:23:25 PM
In b4 anti-trix mob mentality takes hold and paints me as a deluded retarded attention whore drug addict hippy with assburgers.

Nah, you just sound like the typical naive, wide-eyed college student. 

You'll grow out of it. 

And then he can be an embittered old fuck like me.

And thus, another generation passes on the torch of GIT OFF MA LAWN!

Is thirty old enough for that? Cuz I'm itching to use it.

Take this simple test:  You see a teenager wearing a shirt for an emo band.  You say what?

Probably something like, "ARRRGGHHHH!!! FUCKING EMO KIDS!

You still have a ways to go, I'm afraid.  That merits at least 3 paragraphs, and two mentions of "why, in MY day...".

Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 22, 2011, 08:46:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 08:44:18 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 22, 2011, 08:42:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 08:21:02 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 22, 2011, 08:18:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 07:32:29 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 22, 2011, 07:25:03 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:23:25 PM
In b4 anti-trix mob mentality takes hold and paints me as a deluded retarded attention whore drug addict hippy with assburgers.

Nah, you just sound like the typical naive, wide-eyed college student. 

You'll grow out of it. 

And then he can be an embittered old fuck like me.

And thus, another generation passes on the torch of GIT OFF MA LAWN!

Is thirty old enough for that? Cuz I'm itching to use it.

Take this simple test:  You see a teenager wearing a shirt for an emo band.  You say what?

Probably something like, "ARRRGGHHHH!!! FUCKING EMO KIDS!

You still have a ways to go, I'm afraid.  That merits at least 3 paragraphs, and two mentions of "why, in MY day...".



Hmmm. That might be within the next 2 years. I'm feeling inordinately nostalgic about the time period between 1993-1997
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 08:55:35 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 22, 2011, 08:46:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 08:44:18 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 22, 2011, 08:42:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 08:21:02 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 22, 2011, 08:18:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 07:32:29 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 22, 2011, 07:25:03 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:23:25 PM
In b4 anti-trix mob mentality takes hold and paints me as a deluded retarded attention whore drug addict hippy with assburgers.

Nah, you just sound like the typical naive, wide-eyed college student. 

You'll grow out of it. 

And then he can be an embittered old fuck like me.

And thus, another generation passes on the torch of GIT OFF MA LAWN!

Is thirty old enough for that? Cuz I'm itching to use it.

Take this simple test:  You see a teenager wearing a shirt for an emo band.  You say what?

Probably something like, "ARRRGGHHHH!!! FUCKING EMO KIDS!

You still have a ways to go, I'm afraid.  That merits at least 3 paragraphs, and two mentions of "why, in MY day...".



Hmmm. That might be within the next 2 years. I'm feeling inordinately nostalgic about the time period between 1993-1997

Not me.  I was in the army at that time.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 22, 2011, 09:54:55 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:04:01 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 22, 2011, 06:52:24 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 06:02:02 PM

nah, by "walkway" i mean the smoking bridge, which is more than large enough for plenty of people to get by.  The point is the administration of the school already doesn't like that students found a spot to smoke on campus, and that the spot has become the social center of the campus, and that the sack kickers are the most popular group.

Oh look, rude brats who think they're special!

I said we were special?

Oh look, jumping to conclusions based on a tiny bit of second-hand information.

Highlighted for derp.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 22, 2011, 09:59:50 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:23:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 07:06:29 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 06:06:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 06:04:46 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 06:02:02 PM
nah, by "walkway" i mean the smoking bridge, which is more than large enough for plenty of people to get by.  The point is the administration of the school already doesn't like that students found a spot to smoke on campus, and that the spot has become the social center of the campus, and that the sack kickers are the most popular group.

My rant gland just cramped the fuck up.  Seriously.  My neck is now at an odd angle, and my right leg is convulsing.

Would you like to know more?

YES PLEASE!

Dok, your rants, even* the ones targeted at me, are the nectar that keeps my blood pumping.

* - By even, I of course mean especially

Okay, first you say "Bonus points for kicking people on the busiest walkway on campus between classes", then you say "We're REVOLUTIONARIES fighting for THE PEOPLE" by being THE MOST POPULAR GROUP.

The first part was just a joke, and hasn't actually happened.

The second part, despite that you put quotes on it, I did NOT say.  I made a tongue-in-cheek reference to sticking it to the man, sure, but I didn't really mean it how you guys seem to be taking it.  I didn't think I'd have to defend a random comment, but I'm bored so okay sure.  We play hackey sack because we like to play hackey sack.  That's really it.  We crack jokes, have fun, kick a bean bag around.  I don't really see us as accomplishing any sort of larger goal when we play hackey sack for 20 minutes a day, and I'm a little surprised that you satire experts
would take that that way.  By "administration" I actually meant the one campus security guard that gives us shit sometimes, as the rest don't care.  This is a guy who takes his job way too seriously, and thinks we are the evil and he is a superhero, so we like to fuck with him and be the villains he so badly wants someone to be.  But mostly we just dick around and play hackey sack for 20 minutes at lunch.  No more, no less.   Not really enough of an event to warrant so much discord, but being PD I guess it's inevitable.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 07:06:29 PM

Not sure how that works.

What I AM sure of is that at least SOME of those people are on their way to their classes, where they hope to get, you know, an education, and here you are, trying to kick them, because wasting your time at school playing hackey sack during the school day is going to BRING THE SYSTEM DOWN!

Way to STICK IT TO THE MAN, Trix!  I'm sure the proctors and department heads sit around the board room table, shouting at each other to find a way to stop your JUGGERNAUT OF RADICALISM before you TOPPLE THE ENTRENCHED POWER STRUCTURE.  
Besides the part above where I explained that we don't actually try to kick people, which I now regret the joke which clearly rubbed you the wrong way, I'd also like to reiterate that we usually only play for 20 minutes during lunch, and when people actually walk through to get to class, so do we.  Because, well, we are students too.  Add to that the fact that I already mentioned the bridge where we play is more than big enough for us to play AND students to walk by comfortably.  Unlike the social groups in the indoor hallways that will stop dead center to talk about their facebook status or whatever and actually DO interrupt the flow of traffic through congested hallways.

For a place with so much satire and humor, you folks sure do take a lot of what I say very seriously.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 07:06:29 PM

Beats going to comparitive lit or macro-economics or whatever classes you're taking, I suppose.

And when you finally flunk out, or score an average too low to warrant gainful employment, you can hang out in hipster glasses with people who gradually become younger and younger with respect to yourself, as some sort of self-appointed guru, until you finally wake up screaming in horror and kill yourself by trying to swallow your hackey sack.

You know those pathetic 40-somethings, still hiring out to tutor freshmen at Denny's?  Take a good, long look...And despair.

I could respond here defensively by pointing out my actual grades, my difficult major, or my interesting hobbies, but really, you seem to have a picture that you really want to paint of me, based on a few random comments about hackey sack, and who am I to get in the way of your fun?

In b4 anti-trix mob mentality takes hold and paints me as a deluded retarded attention whore drug addict hippy with assburgers.

tl;dr. Short version: "boring brats who think they're special".
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: trix on September 23, 2011, 02:01:58 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 22, 2011, 09:59:50 PM
tl;dr. Short version: "boring brats who think they're special".
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:04:01 PM
Oh look, jumping to conclusions based on a tiny bit of second-hand information.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Don Coyote on September 23, 2011, 05:57:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 08:21:02 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 22, 2011, 08:18:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 07:32:29 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 22, 2011, 07:25:03 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:23:25 PM
In b4 anti-trix mob mentality takes hold and paints me as a deluded retarded attention whore drug addict hippy with assburgers.

Nah, you just sound like the typical naive, wide-eyed college student. 

You'll grow out of it. 

And then he can be an embittered old fuck like me.

And thus, another generation passes on the torch of GIT OFF MA LAWN!

Is thirty old enough for that? Cuz I'm itching to use it.

Take this simple test:  You see a teenager wearing a shirt for an emo band.  You say what?


And I am reminded of the night I came home, when I was in college so I was in my early 20s as opposed to my mid 20s :lulz:, and there were emos or punks or something on my lawn and front stoop. I think I growled and howled obscenities at them until someone suggested they all left my lawn.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Freeky on September 23, 2011, 06:27:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 08:21:02 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 22, 2011, 08:18:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 07:32:29 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 22, 2011, 07:25:03 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:23:25 PM
In b4 anti-trix mob mentality takes hold and paints me as a deluded retarded attention whore drug addict hippy with assburgers.

Nah, you just sound like the typical naive, wide-eyed college student. 

You'll grow out of it. 

And then he can be an embittered old fuck like me.

And thus, another generation passes on the torch of GIT OFF MA LAWN!

Is thirty old enough for that? Cuz I'm itching to use it.

Take this simple test:  You see a teenager wearing a shirt for an emo band.  You say what?

I presonally would say, "What the fuck is wrong with your stupid ass?  Have you even SEEN what Falling In Reverse looks like?  For fuck's sake, they ALL have died their hair black, even the guy who's natural hair color is probably black, they ALL wear black dress shirts with white or red ties and skinny jeans (and what the fuck is up with that anyways? When I was in highschool nobody wore skinny jeans because they were and still are retarded), they've got their faces all pierced up, which is fine for some people but their frontman can't even pull it off, tattoos up the yin-yang (yeah THOSE are gonna be attractive in ten years' time, because they're thirty years old if they're a day, and what is it even with FUCKING THIRTY YEAR OLD MEN DRESSING UP LIKE TEENAGERS AND SINGING SONGS THAT ONLY APPEAL TO TEENAGERS AND THEN THEY GET THE TEENAGE GIRLS ALL HOT AND BOTHERED FUCKING GROSS) and I forgot my point, but good god, take some pride in yourself, and if you like them at all keep that shit a secret."
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Kurt Christ on September 23, 2011, 06:41:00 AM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:46:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 07:37:37 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:35:13 PM
I was aiming for the greyface, but seem to have missed and hit the Dok in the nutsack.  I'm dreadfully sorry, Dok.  I'm working to improve my aim, I promise!

Hey, I *ASKED* if you wanted to hear more.  You said that in fact you did, even if it was at your expense.

Now you're implying that I'm butthurt?   :lulz:

You college kids...you get all the best drugs.

That is true, I did ask for it.

You'd think, with the incredible amount of lurking I've done and Dok rants I've read, that I'd know better than to ask Dok for it, but I guess I have a bit of a masochist impulse.

This is likely the same impulse that pushes me to tune in to the "news" stations now and again.  Or to read posts made by GIGGLES.
Take back your libelous implications, you provincial cur.
GIGGLES is the absolute pinnacle of wit, class, and sophistication. We all hope to someday live up to his high caliber of writing.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Salty on September 23, 2011, 07:11:31 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on September 23, 2011, 06:27:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 08:21:02 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 22, 2011, 08:18:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 07:32:29 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 22, 2011, 07:25:03 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:23:25 PM
In b4 anti-trix mob mentality takes hold and paints me as a deluded retarded attention whore drug addict hippy with assburgers.

Nah, you just sound like the typical naive, wide-eyed college student. 

You'll grow out of it. 

And then he can be an embittered old fuck like me.

And thus, another generation passes on the torch of GIT OFF MA LAWN!

Is thirty old enough for that? Cuz I'm itching to use it.

Take this simple test:  You see a teenager wearing a shirt for an emo band.  You say what?

I presonally would say, "What the fuck is wrong with your stupid ass?  Have you even SEEN what Falling In Reverse looks like?  For fuck's sake, they ALL have died their hair black, even the guy who's natural hair color is probably black, they ALL wear black dress shirts with white or red ties and skinny jeans (and what the fuck is up with that anyways? When I was in highschool nobody wore skinny jeans because they were and still are retarded), they've got their faces all pierced up, which is fine for some people but their frontman can't even pull it off, tattoos up the yin-yang (yeah THOSE are gonna be attractive in ten years' time, because they're thirty years old if they're a day, and what is it even with FUCKING THIRTY YEAR OLD MEN DRESSING UP LIKE TEENAGERS AND SINGING SONGS THAT ONLY APPEAL TO TEENAGERS AND THEN THEY GET THE TEENAGE GIRLS ALL HOT AND BOTHERED FUCKING GROSS) and I forgot my point, but good god, take some pride in yourself, and if you like them at all keep that shit a secret."

That's pretty good.

I would simply shout:
GIT OFF MAH LAWN!!!
so loud into his/her face that he/she would have no choice but to take it off, fold it up, and eat it to stop the vibrations.

But we don't have emo kids up here. They just shrivel up and die. No, we do have a lot of hippies though.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 23, 2011, 05:48:05 PM
Quote from: trix on September 23, 2011, 02:01:58 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 22, 2011, 09:59:50 PM
tl;dr. Short version: "boring brats who think they're special".
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:04:01 PM
Oh look, jumping to conclusions based on a tiny bit of second-hand information.

Secondhand information that who thought was brilliant and interesting and special enough to post?

Oh. That's right.

Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 23, 2011, 05:49:39 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on September 23, 2011, 05:57:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 08:21:02 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 22, 2011, 08:18:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 07:32:29 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 22, 2011, 07:25:03 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:23:25 PM
In b4 anti-trix mob mentality takes hold and paints me as a deluded retarded attention whore drug addict hippy with assburgers.

Nah, you just sound like the typical naive, wide-eyed college student. 

You'll grow out of it. 

And then he can be an embittered old fuck like me.

And thus, another generation passes on the torch of GIT OFF MA LAWN!

Is thirty old enough for that? Cuz I'm itching to use it.

Take this simple test:  You see a teenager wearing a shirt for an emo band.  You say what?


And I am reminded of the night I came home, when I was in college so I was in my early 20s as opposed to my mid 20s :lulz:, and there were emos or punks or something on my lawn and front stoop. I think I growled and howled obscenities at them until someone suggested they all left my lawn.

That's when you bust out the hose.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Triple Zero on September 23, 2011, 05:57:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/NF29Y.jpg)
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 23, 2011, 06:07:21 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 23, 2011, 05:57:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/NF29Y.jpg)

:lulz:
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Freeky on September 23, 2011, 06:14:21 PM
Quote from: Alty on September 23, 2011, 07:11:31 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on September 23, 2011, 06:27:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 08:21:02 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 22, 2011, 08:18:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2011, 07:32:29 PM
Quote from: The R-tist Sometimes Known as WHN on September 22, 2011, 07:25:03 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 07:23:25 PM
In b4 anti-trix mob mentality takes hold and paints me as a deluded retarded attention whore drug addict hippy with assburgers.

Nah, you just sound like the typical naive, wide-eyed college student.  

You'll grow out of it.  

And then he can be an embittered old fuck like me.

And thus, another generation passes on the torch of GIT OFF MA LAWN!

Is thirty old enough for that? Cuz I'm itching to use it.

Take this simple test:  You see a teenager wearing a shirt for an emo band.  You say what?

I presonally would say, "What the fuck is wrong with your stupid ass?  Have you even SEEN what Falling In Reverse looks like?  For fuck's sake, they ALL have died their hair black, even the guy who's natural hair color is probably black, they ALL wear black dress shirts with white or red ties and skinny jeans (and what the fuck is up with that anyways? When I was in highschool nobody wore skinny jeans because they were and still are retarded), they've got their faces all pierced up, which is fine for some people but their frontman can't even pull it off, tattoos up the yin-yang (yeah THOSE are gonna be attractive in ten years' time, because they're thirty years old if they're a day, and what is it even with FUCKING THIRTY YEAR OLD MEN DRESSING UP LIKE TEENAGERS AND SINGING SONGS THAT ONLY APPEAL TO TEENAGERS AND THEN THEY GET THE TEENAGE GIRLS ALL HOT AND BOTHERED FUCKING GROSS) and I forgot my point, but good god, take some pride in yourself, and if you like them at all keep that shit a secret."

That's pretty good.

I would simply shout:
GIT OFF MAH LAWN!!!
so loud into his/her face that he/she would have no choice but to take it off, fold it up, and eat it to stop the vibrations.

But we don't have emo kids up here. They just shrivel up and die. No, we do have a lot of hippies though.

I just want to know if I can apply for the position of crotchety old guy now.  I am very precocious when it comes to GIT FF MAH LAWN.

Also, :lulz:
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: trix on September 23, 2011, 06:30:22 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 23, 2011, 05:57:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/NF29Y.jpg)
:eek:
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE!?

I'm reporting you to the FBI.  As a hacker, terrorist, and, just to make sure they bring out the big guns, MUSIC PIRATE!!!
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 23, 2011, 06:36:09 PM
Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 05:51:05 PM

Ahahaha, hackey sack is the only "sport" I like.  No winning* or losing, no score, there is one team, and everyone is on it.  Anyone at all of any race/religion/belief/creed/whatever can join at any time, nobody has ever been excluded from our circle.  Also, it pisses off The Establishment because we tend to play right in the middle of the busiest walkway during class changes.

* - with one exception.  If someone manages to kick a passerby, either by accident or by accident-on-purpose, they win.

Quoting for lulz

Quote from: trix on September 22, 2011, 06:02:02 PM

nah, by "walkway" i mean the smoking bridge, which is more than large enough for plenty of people to get by.  The point is the administration of the school already doesn't like that students found a spot to smoke on campus, and that the spot has become the social center of the campus, and that the sack kickers are the most popular group.

The other students don't seem to mind our presence, most of them who don't join end up watching and/or listening to us for entertainment as they relieve their nicotine cravings.  We spend the game cracking jokes and making fun of each other, which can be rather funny.

"Oh no, I came off like a totally lame douchecanoe. Guess it's time to dig in my heels and screech!"
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: trix on September 23, 2011, 08:07:56 PM
Are you just really bored or something?
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2011, 08:09:30 PM
Quote from: trix on September 23, 2011, 08:07:56 PM
Are you just really bored or something?

BUY TRIX'S NEW BOOK:

"HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE, PART II".



I gotta ask, Trix...Do you even know WHY this shit happens?
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: trix on September 23, 2011, 08:16:43 PM
More like, as mentioned earlier, "oh no, the joke didn't come out how I intended it, perhaps if I attempt to explain and apologize I might smooth things over".

But I get it now, I'm being trolled.  How DARE I mention hackey sack!  It is associated with hippies and suburban kids!  That means everyone who plays it is a hippy suburban spoiled kid!

I admire that this hasn't gotten old for you yet.  Srsly!

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2011, 08:09:30 PM
Quote from: trix on September 23, 2011, 08:07:56 PM
Are you just really bored or something?

BUY TRIX'S NEW BOOK:

"HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE, PART II".



I gotta ask, Trix...Do you even know WHY this shit happens?

Honestly, not really.  I suspect I'm being trolled.  But your post makes me question that.  I suspect mentioning hackey sack was a mistake that caused some kind of knee-jerk reaction.  But the reaction would be over by now.

So, in the end, am I just walking around with a kick-me on my back or something?

At the risk of repeating a page 1 mistake, please Dok, enlighten me.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2011, 08:36:00 PM
Quote from: trix on September 23, 2011, 08:16:43 PM
More like, as mentioned earlier, "oh no, the joke didn't come out how I intended it, perhaps if I attempt to explain and apologize I might smooth things over".

But I get it now, I'm being trolled.  How DARE I mention hackey sack!  It is associated with hippies and suburban kids!  That means everyone who plays it is a hippy suburban spoiled kid!

I admire that this hasn't gotten old for you yet.  Srsly!

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2011, 08:09:30 PM
Quote from: trix on September 23, 2011, 08:07:56 PM
Are you just really bored or something?

BUY TRIX'S NEW BOOK:

"HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE, PART II".



I gotta ask, Trix...Do you even know WHY this shit happens?

Honestly, not really.  I suspect I'm being trolled.  But your post makes me question that.  I suspect mentioning hackey sack was a mistake that caused some kind of knee-jerk reaction.  But the reaction would be over by now.

So, in the end, am I just walking around with a kick-me on my back or something?

At the risk of repeating a page 1 mistake, please Dok, enlighten me.

Well, most of us have been around for a while, and it gets a bit boring hitting each others' buttons.  So the new guy walks in, says something dumb, then modifies it in a manner which suggests we can't even remember the original post, then makes it all about us...

...Well, let's just say we found a new button.  It's big & red, and it's right in the middle of your forehead.  And it works.  So all of us bored motherfuckers HAVE TO PUSH IT.  Thing is, there's a way to make it stop, and we've advertised this fact, shouted it from the rooftops, etc, and people STILL won't use that method.  Instead, they ALWAYS insist that we're butthurt, easily amused (true dat), and that Dok is using his damn orbital mind control lasers again.

So you get what we have here today.  A dozen giddy Discordians pushing the button, and you obligingly bouncing up and down every time.

Whee!
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Salty on September 23, 2011, 08:42:02 PM
Quote from: trix on September 23, 2011, 08:16:43 PM
More like, as mentioned earlier, "oh no, the joke didn't come out how I intended it, perhaps if I attempt to explain and apologize I might smooth things over".


No. This will never happen. What happens is:
A. You make ass out of yourself.
B. You apologize.
C. Nobody ever forgets because it's funny to remind you.

Then you get all butthurt, go for the attack and the whole thing starts over again.

The trick, Trix, is to LEAVE THE THREAD ALONE.

Go think a little, come back and post something different. In a different thread. The best you can hope for is that this one will float down to the bottom under the heavy weight of discussions about the weather, sci-fi shows and movies and horrible mental explosions. And just in case you're maybe thinking something like "Oh well if I was one of THEM blah blah blah." No. This will always happen, forever.

And that's OK.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Triple Zero on September 23, 2011, 08:46:15 PM
Quote from: trix on September 23, 2011, 06:30:22 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 23, 2011, 05:57:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/NF29Y.jpg)
:eek:
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE!?

I'm reporting you to the FBI.  As a hacker, terrorist, and, just to make sure they bring out the big guns, MUSIC PIRATE!!!

I'm sorry your Majesty; I did not realize it was you. Please don't send the Bilderburg people after me.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: trix on September 23, 2011, 08:59:02 PM
@Dok:

I see.  So it WAS the mind control lasers.

Bastard.

@Alty:

Yeah, thank you for the sincere attempt.  But I have such a hard time stopping myself.  I'm not exactly sure why.  I think it's partly the amusement, as you guys post some funny shit.  I think it's partly the troll instinct, as it brings out you guys posting funny shit.  But, in the end, I think it's mostly that little attention whore within me, that has himself a micro-orgasm every time the guns are pointed my way.

@Tripzip

Fuck the Bilderburg people, you have offended me, and I am Special.  I am sending CARROT TOP after you.  That mutha fucka is SCARY AS SHIT!

(http://www.professionalmuscle.com/forums/attachments/professional-muscle-forum/16106d1197684573-ewwww-look-carrot-top-carrottop.jpg)
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Salty on September 23, 2011, 09:02:33 PM
Quote from: trix on September 23, 2011, 08:59:02 PM

@Alty:

Yeah, thank you for the sincere attempt.  But I have such a hard time stopping myself.  I'm not exactly sure why.  I think it's partly the amusement, as you guys post some funny shit.  I think it's partly the troll instinct, as it brings out you guys posting funny shit.  But, in the end, I think it's mostly that little attention whore within me, that has himself a micro-orgasm every time the guns are pointed my way.


Well then quit your whining, moron.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: deadfong on September 23, 2011, 09:04:12 PM
Everyone else has more than dealt with the hackey sack stuff (although, seriously, hackey sack?), but I'm more interested in the guy who wanted a one-sentence summary of Discordianism.    Who does that?  What good is that?  Requests for a simple summation of a complex phenomenon really shouldn't be entertained.

You see him again, tell him, "If you're not willing to take the time, you're not worth the time."  Then use his nuts for your hackey sack.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Triple Zero on September 23, 2011, 09:06:31 PM
Quote from: trix on September 23, 2011, 08:59:02 PM
@Tripzip

Fuck the Bilderburg people, you have offended me, and I am Special.  I am sending CARROT TOP after you.  That mutha fucka is SCARY AS SHIT!

(http://www.professionalmuscle.com/forums/attachments/professional-muscle-forum/16106d1197684573-ewwww-look-carrot-top-carrottop.jpg)

Um yeah no. You're obviously not my real Queen. She rules over people such as DE MOSSELMAN (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SwlqFc8RHA).

Faketrix!!
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: trix on September 23, 2011, 09:10:14 PM
Quote from: deadfong on September 23, 2011, 09:04:12 PM
Everyone else has more than dealt with the hackey sack stuff (although, seriously, hackey sack?), but I'm more interested in the guy who wanted a one-sentence summary of Discordianism.    Who does that?  What good is that?  Requests for a simple summation of a complex phenomenon really shouldn't be entertained.

You see him again, tell him, "If you're not willing to take the time, you're not worth the time."  Then use his nuts for your hackey sack.

I've done that before, we call it the 'sack2sack'.

@000

Uh.  I clicked the link.  What.  The.  Fuck.

I don't think it's possible to rule over THEM.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 23, 2011, 09:12:40 PM
Quote from: trix on September 23, 2011, 08:07:56 PM
Are you just really bored or something?

WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK I'M POSTING ON THE INTERNET? :?

This IS my entertainment.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: trix on September 23, 2011, 09:14:58 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 23, 2011, 09:12:40 PM
Quote from: trix on September 23, 2011, 08:07:56 PM
Are you just really bored or something?

WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK I'M POSTING ON THE INTERNET? :?

This IS my entertainment.

:oops:
Er right.  Point taken.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 23, 2011, 09:15:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2011, 08:36:00 PM
Quote from: trix on September 23, 2011, 08:16:43 PM
More like, as mentioned earlier, "oh no, the joke didn't come out how I intended it, perhaps if I attempt to explain and apologize I might smooth things over".

But I get it now, I'm being trolled.  How DARE I mention hackey sack!  It is associated with hippies and suburban kids!  That means everyone who plays it is a hippy suburban spoiled kid!

I admire that this hasn't gotten old for you yet.  Srsly!

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2011, 08:09:30 PM
Quote from: trix on September 23, 2011, 08:07:56 PM
Are you just really bored or something?

BUY TRIX'S NEW BOOK:

"HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE, PART II".



I gotta ask, Trix...Do you even know WHY this shit happens?

Honestly, not really.  I suspect I'm being trolled.  But your post makes me question that.  I suspect mentioning hackey sack was a mistake that caused some kind of knee-jerk reaction.  But the reaction would be over by now.

So, in the end, am I just walking around with a kick-me on my back or something?

At the risk of repeating a page 1 mistake, please Dok, enlighten me.

Well, most of us have been around for a while, and it gets a bit boring hitting each others' buttons.  So the new guy walks in, says something dumb, then modifies it in a manner which suggests we can't even remember the original post, then makes it all about us...

...Well, let's just say we found a new button.  It's big & red, and it's right in the middle of your forehead.  And it works.  So all of us bored motherfuckers HAVE TO PUSH IT.  Thing is, there's a way to make it stop, and we've advertised this fact, shouted it from the rooftops, etc, and people STILL won't use that method.  Instead, they ALWAYS insist that we're butthurt, easily amused (true dat), and that Dok is using his damn orbital mind control lasers again.

So you get what we have here today.  A dozen giddy Discordians pushing the button, and you obligingly bouncing up and down every time.

Whee!

This.

Also, Trix, you said something douchey about hackey-sack, and then you backed it up with something that sounded like you think your totally uninteresting activity is special in some way. Lol!
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 23, 2011, 09:17:26 PM
The Mosselman never gets old.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2011, 09:19:18 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 23, 2011, 09:17:26 PM
The Mosselman never gets old.

MOSSELMAN IS YOUR ONLY GOD
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: trix on September 23, 2011, 09:20:51 PM
MOSSELMAN is how I imagine Dok would be without his SCIENCE.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2011, 09:22:28 PM
Quote from: trix on September 23, 2011, 09:20:51 PM
MOSSELMAN is how I imagine Dok would be without his SCIENCE.

MOSSELMAN is what I will be when I perfect my SCIENCE.

Hip hop in wooden shoes is not a game for children.
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: trix on September 23, 2011, 09:26:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2011, 09:22:28 PM
Quote from: trix on September 23, 2011, 09:20:51 PM
MOSSELMAN is how I imagine Dok would be without his SCIENCE.

MOSSELMAN is what I will be when I perfect my SCIENCE.

Hip hop in wooden shoes is not a game for children.
:eek:

That was HIP HOP!!??

Goddamn i gotta go find all the gangstaz in my 'hood and show them this.  They are listening to the WRONG SHIT!
Title: Re: Discordianism in one sentence:
Post by: Phox on September 23, 2011, 09:27:55 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 23, 2011, 09:06:31 PM
Quote from: trix on September 23, 2011, 08:59:02 PM
@Tripzip

Fuck the Bilderburg people, you have offended me, and I am Special.  I am sending CARROT TOP after you.  That mutha fucka is SCARY AS SHIT!

(http://www.professionalmuscle.com/forums/attachments/professional-muscle-forum/16106d1197684573-ewwww-look-carrot-top-carrottop.jpg)

Um yeah no. You're obviously not my real Queen. She rules over people such as DE MOSSELMAN (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SwlqFc8RHA).

Faketrix!!
Truly, Belgium is a terrifying and unholy place....  :x