How to Become Invisible??

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

First, let me start with I don't mind the banner advertising and this isn't me bitching about that.  Hell I get a kick out of some of them.  This one is new to me and I just had to share.....

http://www.thesecretofinvisibility.com/



I just want to know which one of you spags did this because it's funny as hell!

[Lies]

Wow.... Just.... wow...

I can become invisible AND learn how to tame wild horses where others have failed, and teach my dogs to walk on STILTS?!

WHERE DO I SEND MONEY??

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Wow, that is all kinds of awesome! 

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Wow.... Just.... wow...

I can become invisible AND learn how to tame wild horses where others have failed, and teach my dogs to walk on STILTS?!

WHERE DO I SEND MONEY??

I know right?  We are missing out on a HUGE opportunity here !!!

[BadBeast]

Wow.... Just.... wow...

I can become invisible AND learn how to tame wild horses where others have failed, and teach my dogs to walk on STILTS?!

WHERE DO I SEND MONEY??

I know right?  We are missing out on a HUGE opportunity here !!!

I suspect this advert is nothing but a clever confidence trick, designed to appeal to the not insignificant numbers of people who secretly wish to be invisible.
The closest I ever came to invisibility, was when I used to go shoplifting in a Dayglo Yellow Jacket, with "Security" on the back.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Wow.... Just.... wow...

I can become invisible AND learn how to tame wild horses where others have failed, and teach my dogs to walk on STILTS?!

WHERE DO I SEND MONEY??

I know right?  We are missing out on a HUGE opportunity here !!!

I suspect this advert is nothing but a clever confidence trick, designed to appeal to the not insignificant numbers of people who secretly wish to be invisible.
The closest I ever came to invisibility, was when I used to go shoplifting in a Dayglo Yellow Jacket, with "Security" on the back.

Nice way to state the obvious dude!

[BadBeast]

Wow.... Just.... wow...

I can become invisible AND learn how to tame wild horses where others have failed, and teach my dogs to walk on STILTS?!

WHERE DO I SEND MONEY??

I know right?  We are missing out on a HUGE opportunity here !!!

I suspect this advert is nothing but a clever confidence trick, designed to appeal to the not insignificant numbers of people who secretly wish to be invisible.
The closest I ever came to invisibility, was when I used to go shoplifting in a Dayglo Yellow Jacket, with "Security" on the back.

Nice way to state the obvious dude!

I actually bought the booklet, and it told me how to turn myself invisible, like that.
So I figured if I told it like it was, out in the open, no-one would believe it.  (And even if they did, I never mentioned which shop it was) Thus ensuring it's continued safety. And as a double bluff, I think I said the wrong coloured Jacket.
Can you see me now?

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Wow.... Just.... wow...

I can become invisible AND learn how to tame wild horses where others have failed, and teach my dogs to walk on STILTS?!

WHERE DO I SEND MONEY??

I know right?  We are missing out on a HUGE opportunity here !!!

I suspect this advert is nothing but a clever confidence trick, designed to appeal to the not insignificant numbers of people who secretly wish to be invisible.
The closest I ever came to invisibility, was when I used to go shoplifting in a Dayglo Yellow Jacket, with "Security" on the back.

Nice way to state the obvious dude!

I actually bought the booklet, and it told me how to turn myself invisible, like that.
So I figured if I told it like it was, out in the open, no-one would believe it.  (And even if they did, I never mentioned which shop it was) Thus ensuring it's continued safety. And as a double bluff, I think I said the wrong coloured Jacket.
Can you see me now?

Are those prescription drugs?  Because seriously.... 

[Adios]

He's right. Only people with something to hide ACT suspicious.