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Doktor Howl One-Armed Jizz Moppers

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Вся ваша база принадлежит нам
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Pants Wrecker
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Bastard City
Date Registered:
February 06, 2010, 02:39:09 pm
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August 16, 2018, 03:07:55 pm
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"THUS SPAKE THE DESERT PROPHET ROGER, HIS EYES AGLAZE, HIS BALLS AFIRE, HIS HAIR RECEEDED DUE TO YOUR INABILITY TO SHUT UP"
- Junkenstien

"Locals and authorities are quick to act on suspicions that wartime arms may be lurking in their midst. Even police were convinced by one elderly German who reported finding an old bomb in his backyard, only for bomb clearance staff to conclude that the item was, in fact, a zucchini."
- Newsweek, 8/9/18