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'Creative Screwed Me Like a Bitch'

Started by Great Teacher Largo, April 08, 2005, 10:53:57 AM

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East Coast Hustle

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

That quip might cost me my balls, but anything for a laugh, right?

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Mad Magent LemonAsian women have horizontal vaginas.

Uh...no they fucking don't.

Trust me. I know.

-Irrev. Hugh

Knows certain things about anatomy and you shouldn't ask how or why.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

East Coast Hustle

sure they do, provided they're laying on their side.

it's all a matter of perspective.

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Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Cain

I'm pretty sure the Asian "women" Hugh was talking about didn't have vaginas at all.

Cainad (dec.)

what the shit is this shitty shit

Have I ever mentioned how glad I am you guys cleaned house in this forum before I found my way here?

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Kai

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Cain

Quote from: Cain on December 30, 2009, 04:27:26 PM
I'm pretty sure the Asian "women" Hugh was talking about didn't have vaginas at all.

Psychic powers ITT

BadBeast

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Freeky

Quote from: Cain on June 04, 2011, 11:41:15 AM
Quote from: Cain on December 30, 2009, 04:27:26 PM
I'm pretty sure the Asian "women" Hugh was talking about didn't have vaginas at all.

Psychic powers ITT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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