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That was a  hi.

YOU'RE GOING OFF-TOPIC, SON. SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT PHOX OR I'LL HAVE YOU REMOVED FROM THE THREAD.
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THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT PHOX.

That's what I thought.

I bid you good day.

I was simply trying to introduce myself humorously.

Then why didn't you?

Especially coming into a forum filled with half-assed  Stattler and Waldorfs.

There's nothing we can do about how we're received now is there?  

Why don't you go ahead and link me to one of your threads you started that you are particularly proud of that illustrates your ability to actually engage in intelligent discourse.

I'm dying to see you actually back up all of your posturing.

Giddy in fact.

Why don't you go ahead and start such a thread, rather than sad attempts at being funny and offering your poorly informed insights on the nature of this community and its behaviours. Or lurk moar.

I was simply trying to introduce myself humorously.

Then why didn't you?

Have any of you had the light as bright as the sun explode inside you?

No, but have you ever looked deeply into the eyes of a Wolf?

Whatevs.  I'm done with him.

Keep yourself out of my threads, asshole, and I'll return the favor.

Don't let the gate-less barrier hit you in the ass on the way out cunt.

Well, whoop-a-dee-doo. You like to think of yourself as intelligent, but it's pretty clear that there's nothing intelligent in your vapid personality. See, JST is probably the closest thing to a nice person that you will find here. And I gotta tell ya, some of the more horrible cunts among us kinda like to stick up for her. So, for all intents and purposes, you've just kissed off any chance of having anything resembling a pleasant stay here. 'member that thing I said about harassing you for no reason? Well, you gave me a reason, Fuckface McFacefuck. Please. Engage me in a war of words.It will be ever so fun for me to warm you up for the harder sorts. 

Yeh I'm trembling. seriously.

You are a silly little girl who thinks she's part of the bitchy cheerleader clique but truth be told.

You are a sub mediocre dull normal.

Your little online persona you've created for the Discordian forums isn't going to change that fact.

Both of you can go share a great big bowl of go fuck yourself with strawberries.

Best,

There's only so many times either party can use "you obviously think you're smart but you're not smart. I can tell, on account of how smart I am."

This is all you've given us so far. Would you like to make an effort to stop feeding this pattern, or are you pretty content to continue with the boring arguments?

Well, I think circular reasoning is pretty stupid? Is it not?

And when in addition it dumps on the entire premise of the thread, I don't quite see how writing "some actual decent shit" somehow excuses one from getting called on shitting on a thread like that.

-"how to change the world"
-"there is no hope because there is no hope because you cannot accomplish anything because you cannot accomplish anything"

That's just nasty. If it had just been stupid (circular) I'd have ignored it.


is "stupid" too strong a term for that?

No, I don't think it is.

And I didn't detect the humor or sarcasm that supposedly was in Khara's post. If I twist my brain quite a bit, I can kind of see that intention, but it seems more like a simple shitty comment that was only rationalized as sarcasm after the fact.

If it was just a joke that was not intended to fuck up the thread, why not just concede it was badly presented and back down?

You know what? Fuck you. You clearly just hate Khara.

"You gotta be you"

And fuck you too. You two are what is wrong with this thread.
I'd tell Ippy to get fucked, too, if he hadn't exploded.

Also, Cram. You're a fucking Nazi, man. How's your burst of energy and motivation doing now, fuckstick?
Paes flounces.

It's like we cat even tank aboat a single thong!!!

trip, killing it DEAD.

Or giving punsters a larger usable vocabulary.

Quit hogging all the puns, especially if you're going to make such a ham of it. Weren't we talking about bears? We're all higgledy-piggledy now.
Swill you just take a shoat break from the unsowvory punning?

Oh, an update. I found this story earlier, but they weren't entirely certain yet that it was asphyxia, only saying for sure that he had suffered a kodiak arrest.

You'll die for that.

I'm sorry. Looking back, that was a pretty ursinine comment to make.

Oh, an update. I found this story earlier, but they weren't entirely certain yet that it was asphyxia, only saying for sure that he had suffered a kodiak arrest.

A whole lot of "yes" to all of the above.

Nazis flying on giant birds. This has to be turned into a movie.