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2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....

Started by Dysfunctional Cunt, December 23, 2009, 09:52:44 PM

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Mangrove

#15
December 24, 2009, 04:11:13 PM
Quote from: maphdet on December 24, 2009, 03:54:41 PM


Why is Santa protecting Jesus? I thought Jesus had more superpowers than Santa.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

themenniss

#16
December 24, 2009, 05:51:25 PM
merry etc...
'I talk aloud to all those who listen. when nobody does, i talk aloud to myself.'

P3nT4gR4m

#17
December 24, 2009, 06:31:52 PM

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Iason Ouabache

#18
December 24, 2009, 06:33:21 PM
Happy Sol Invictus, Solistice, Saturnalia, Yule, Festival of Lights, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Yalda, Winterval, Festivus, HumanLight, Korochun, Decemberween, Hogswatchday, Life Day, and Christmas!
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Suu

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#19
December 24, 2009, 07:55:46 PM
Life Day! Yay!

-suu
already hit the baileys and star wars marathon on spike
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cain

#20
December 24, 2009, 08:14:04 PM
Korochun is clearly made up.

Freeky

#21
December 25, 2009, 04:33:37 AM

Dysnomia

#22
December 25, 2009, 05:54:04 AM
HAPPY YULE YOU SPAGS!
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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themenniss

#23
December 25, 2009, 02:53:41 PM
merry christmas etc.
hope you all got what you wanted and jargon

themenniss- baked.
'I talk aloud to all those who listen. when nobody does, i talk aloud to myself.'

Telarus

#24
December 26, 2009, 09:37:02 PM
Mele Kalikimaka and Hau'oli Makahiki Hou!
Telarus, KSC,
.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

Cainad (dec.)

#25
December 26, 2009, 09:38:34 PM
Quote from: Telarus on December 26, 2009, 09:37:02 PM
Mele Kalikimaka and Hau'oli Makahiki Hou!

:crankey:

Mele Kalikimaka to you too, brah.

Suu

#26
December 26, 2009, 10:53:29 PM
DID ANYONE GET ANY COOL SHIT?! I got $300 plane tickets so under the tree wasn't that impressive for me, but I still not some nifty things. I got a sterling silver rapier necklace, diamond hoop earrings, underwear, socks, some Star Wars figures including a Build-a-Bear Darth Vader Monkey my sister made for me, a new mouse and keyboard, new computer speakers, a $50 Joann Gift Card and some other small things. I need to be able to bring it all home, so they had to go small.

I bought myself a Betsey Johnson handbag and received a small inheritance from my grandfather's estate which will be used toward paying off my student loans and a new apartment. My sister got a new camera so I got her old one, which means I can actually take GOOD pics of my stuff!

Christmas Eve my dad and I split a handle of Mt. Gay Rum. Apparently I got mean.  :|

The Suu Family Nightmare:


I had to sleep on the couch where my brother is all night. Not only were we unable to turn off the tree lights because it was behind all that shit, but they forgot to put the AC back on after the party and I was up all night sweating and looking at piles of presents.  :x It's now cold again (lol 50s), so no AC needed. Heading to Orlando tomorrow with my sister to hit the outlets out there and go see Squid for dinner.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#27
December 26, 2009, 11:01:57 PM
Addendum:

It's Suu family tradition to write witty hints on the gift tags for the corresponding gift. I received a wooden pterodactyl model.

...The tag read, "SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK!"


I'm so proud of my parents. So proud.  :cry:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#28
December 27, 2009, 03:58:13 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 26, 2009, 11:01:57 PM
Addendum:

It's Suu family tradition to write witty hints on the gift tags for the corresponding gift. I received a wooden pterodactyl model.

...The tag read, "SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK!"


I'm so proud of my parents. So proud.  :cry:

Wow. They sound pretty awesome  :)
We've even warped your parents.
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