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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 02, 2014, 10:38:36 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 03, 2014, 06:28:06 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 03, 2014, 03:20:21 AM
This isn't fucking funny you asshats. Shit like this is how we wind up with the Other Roger and we all know where that leads.

You just aren't serious about having a good time anymore, Paes.

Marry me.   :pika:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 03, 2014, 02:17:21 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 03, 2014, 06:28:06 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 03, 2014, 03:20:21 AM
This isn't fucking funny you asshats. Shit like this is how we wind up with the Other Roger and we all know where that leads.

You just aren't serious about having a good time anymore, Paes.

Marry me.   :pika:

  8)
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Junkenstein

Quote from: Junkenstein on June 03, 2014, 07:14:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 03, 2014, 02:58:16 AM
Quote from: Raz Tech on June 03, 2014, 12:49:19 AM
demand that they buy all the things you lost and come up with the most incredible list possible.

I refuse to turn this sort of surreal nonsense into a college gag or a means to get stuff.

Just saying.

Personally, I think they only sensible thing to do is demand your bag until they come up with something.

Somewhere, this is causing all kinds of hell for someone.

Thinking about this, do it in person. Take the bag with you.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Junkenstein on June 03, 2014, 05:00:33 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 03, 2014, 07:14:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 03, 2014, 02:58:16 AM
Quote from: Raz Tech on June 03, 2014, 12:49:19 AM
demand that they buy all the things you lost and come up with the most incredible list possible.

I refuse to turn this sort of surreal nonsense into a college gag or a means to get stuff.

Just saying.

Personally, I think they only sensible thing to do is demand your bag until they come up with something.

Somewhere, this is causing all kinds of hell for someone.

Thinking about this, do it in person. Take the bag with you.

Yes.  Dressed the way I was dressed in MA.

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Faust

Try that and you'll be picked up by worried agents who will mutter something about "universal wave form collapse" and black bag ypu.
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Reginald Ret

Quote from: Faust on June 03, 2014, 06:34:55 PM
Try that and you'll be picked up by worried agents who will mutter something about "universal wave form collapse" and black bag ypu.
Poor Ypu, he never saw it coming.
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Pæs

Quote from: Regret on June 03, 2014, 10:16:20 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 03, 2014, 06:34:55 PM
Try that and you'll be picked up by worried agents who will mutter something about "universal wave form collapse" and black bag ypu.
Poor Ypu, he never saw it coming.
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Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 03, 2014, 12:42:04 AM
If you open the bag, you will find Tucson.

Tucson is everywhere. Everywhere is in the bag.

The bag is lost.

Everywhere is lost.

If you open the bag, you will find Tucson.

The bag is in Tucson. Tucson is everywhere.

The bag is everywhere.

The bag is lost.

Tucson is lost in Tucson. Everywhere is lost in everywhere.

If you open the bag, you will find Tucson.

I need to steal this

Richter

SO have they replaced the bag you haven't lsot yet?  With those PERSONAL items?  I'd be making these people a list...
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Richter on June 04, 2014, 02:24:46 AM
SO have they replaced the bag you haven't lsot yet?  With those PERSONAL items?  I'd be making these people a list...

No, that would ruin it.

It's better in this weird, nebulous state.  If I say what's in the bag, I might fuck it all up.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 04, 2014, 02:31:22 AM
Quote from: Richter on June 04, 2014, 02:24:46 AM
SO have they replaced the bag you haven't lsot yet?  With those PERSONAL items?  I'd be making these people a list...

No, that would ruin it.

It's better in this weird, nebulous state.  If I say what's in the bag, I might fuck it all up.

So the airline is in a state of quantum entanglement over your sack
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Richter on June 04, 2014, 02:34:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 04, 2014, 02:31:22 AM
Quote from: Richter on June 04, 2014, 02:24:46 AM
SO have they replaced the bag you haven't lsot yet?  With those PERSONAL items?  I'd be making these people a list...

No, that would ruin it.

It's better in this weird, nebulous state.  If I say what's in the bag, I might fuck it all up.


So the airline is in a state of quantum entanglement over your sack

:lulz::lulz::lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 03, 2014, 10:53:49 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 03, 2014, 12:42:04 AM
If you open the bag, you will find Tucson.

Tucson is everywhere. Everywhere is in the bag.

The bag is lost.

Everywhere is lost.

If you open the bag, you will find Tucson.

The bag is in Tucson. Tucson is everywhere.

The bag is everywhere.

The bag is lost.

Tucson is lost in Tucson. Everywhere is lost in everywhere.

If you open the bag, you will find Tucson.

I need to steal this

Be my guest. I was having A Little Moment.

LIKE ROGER IN THE VOICEMAIL HE LEFT ME WHILE I WAS WATCHING GODZILLA.

Roger, listen to me, I know you're reading this. Despite what you think is expected of you in that particular interaction, you need to know this:

Do. Not. Cook.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 04, 2014, 02:38:35 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 03, 2014, 10:53:49 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 03, 2014, 12:42:04 AM
If you open the bag, you will find Tucson.

Tucson is everywhere. Everywhere is in the bag.

The bag is lost.

Everywhere is lost.

If you open the bag, you will find Tucson.

The bag is in Tucson. Tucson is everywhere.

The bag is everywhere.

The bag is lost.

Tucson is lost in Tucson. Everywhere is lost in everywhere.

If you open the bag, you will find Tucson.

I need to steal this

Be my guest. I was having A Little Moment.

LIKE ROGER IN THE VOICEMAIL HE LEFT ME WHILE I WAS WATCHING GODZILLA.

Roger, listen to me, I know you're reading this. Despite what you think is expected of you in that particular interaction, you need to know this:

Do. Not. Cook.

I couldn't help myself.  The spirit moved me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Richter on June 04, 2014, 02:34:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 04, 2014, 02:31:22 AM
Quote from: Richter on June 04, 2014, 02:24:46 AM
SO have they replaced the bag you haven't lsot yet?  With those PERSONAL items?  I'd be making these people a list...

No, that would ruin it.

It's better in this weird, nebulous state.  If I say what's in the bag, I might fuck it all up.

So the airline is in a state of quantum entanglement over your sack

:eek:
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