Equally inflammatory text.
Equally inflammatory retort disgareeing with your assertion. Casting doubt on your ancestery.
Angry restating of OP, disquised as a developing argument with at least 2 logical fallacies.
Ill considered contrarian assertion.
Citing flawed research.
LEAVING PD FOREVER!
Personal insult regarding the hygene, sexual habits, and odor of someone, based on butthurt from prior thread.
OUTRAGE! BRB GOTTA GO TWEET THIS LOL!
Concilliatory gesture meant to calm worst offenders of logical fallacies and angry retorts, supporting more rational stances.
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on September 26, 2012, 09:03:14 PM
Concilliatory gesture meant to calm worst offenders of logical fallacies and angry retorts, supporting more rational stances.
Accusation of cronyism!
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on September 26, 2012, 09:03:14 PM
Concilliatory gesture meant to calm worst offenders of logical fallacies and angry retorts, supporting more rational stances.
Deeply resentful rant including wilder fallacies, more furious retorts, and threats to power-wash your cat if you don't admit I was right all along.
n00b post attempting to suss out WTF just happened.
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 26, 2012, 09:08:33 PM
n00b post attempting to suss out WTF just happened.
noob advised to lurk moar
Quote from: Mangrove on September 26, 2012, 09:05:57 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on September 26, 2012, 09:03:14 PM
Concilliatory gesture meant to calm worst offenders of logical fallacies and angry retorts, supporting more rational stances.
Accusation of cronyism!
Intentional misconstruction, placating words, appeal to rationality.
Quote from: Luna on September 26, 2012, 09:06:39 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on September 26, 2012, 09:03:14 PM
Concilliatory gesture meant to calm worst offenders of logical fallacies and angry retorts, supporting more rational stances.
Deeply resentful rant including wilder fallacies, more furious retorts, and threats to power-wash your cat if you don't admit I was right all along.
Dry, satirical quip. Most likely written without having read quoted post.
Tangent based on a minor sub-point raised in support of an opinion stated above, attempting to transform topic into harmless fluff.
Follow-up comment to offer joke in poor taste.
n00b blatantly misreading everything that has gone before. Digs hole deeper.
Payback for previous butthurt!
Quote from: v3x on September 26, 2012, 09:10:56 PM
Tangent based on a minor sub-point raised in support of an opinion stated above, attempting to transform topic into harmless fluff.
Follow-up comment to offer joke in poor taste.
Increasingly hostile misjudging of quoted post's intentions.
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 26, 2012, 09:11:28 PM
n00b blatantly misreading everything that has gone before. Digs hole deeper.
Blatant mocking.
Long tl;dr post missing he point entirely.
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on September 26, 2012, 09:13:14 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 26, 2012, 09:11:28 PM
n00b blatantly misreading everything that has gone before. Digs hole deeper.
Blatant mocking.
Butthurt for mocking. Passive aggressive intellecktshual pose.
Quote from: v3x on September 26, 2012, 09:14:35 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on September 26, 2012, 09:13:14 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 26, 2012, 09:11:28 PM
n00b blatantly misreading everything that has gone before. Digs hole deeper.
Blatant mocking.
Image of genitals
Over-the-top tirade about the point of the noob, genitals, and third unrelated thing.
Entire conversation up to this point summarized and equated to trivial anecdote.
Getting in too late, and adding lame pop cultural reference for no discernible reason: Honey Boo Boo.
Long quoted chain of previous posts with one word added at the bottom:
THIS
Hypothetical argument posed which supports OP and ignores reality.
FUCK YOU MY MOM DIED FROM INFLAMMATORY SUBJECT
Butthurt from another thread dragged into here, defaming the OP without ever addressing the content of the post. Poorly hidden attempt to derail discussion.
Psuedo intellectual tl;dr post. It is clear that the poster has not even read past page three (thread has reached page 10).
Concerns about future participation in this board. References to facism.
Quote from: Mangrove on September 26, 2012, 09:24:25 PM
Concerns about future participation in this board. References to facism.
Ramped up mockery.
Godwin's Law cited; now believes he has won the internet.
Quote from: Hoopla on September 26, 2012, 09:25:32 PM
Godwin's Law cited; now believes he has won the internet.
Single emoticon, suggesting poster believes quoted poster to be a moron.
Yeah but have you guys even considered <point made and discussed for 6 pages already>?
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on September 26, 2012, 09:25:25 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on September 26, 2012, 09:24:25 PM
Concerns about future participation in this board. References to facism.
Ramped up mockery.
Ignorant jab at your parenting style about which I know absolutely nothing.
Accusation that n00b is Poptard.
Equally vehement accusation that n00b is somebody else's alt.
Late arrival in thread accompanied by announcement of laziness too great to be bothered reading entire thing and demand that someone else summarize thread.
Look, I have ASSBURGERS, OK? Why is the internet so fascist?
also... ZAPPA
Self indulgent apology post, retracting remark about parenting but still insisting that poster is bad/wrong
Threadjack intermixed with passive aggressive butthurt at Roger AND/OR Nigel.
Pun
Claiming status of martyr.
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 26, 2012, 09:29:42 PM
Late arrival in thread accompanied by announcement of laziness too great to be bothered reading entire thing and demand that someone else summarize thread.
[/quotep
Sketchy summary, deliberately reframing in order to cause your buttons to be pushed, with slurs on everybody who has ever caused me butthurt. And their mothers.
Sincere attempt to listen and understand, clumsily stated.
Quote from: Mangrove on September 26, 2012, 09:27:42 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on September 26, 2012, 09:25:25 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on September 26, 2012, 09:24:25 PM
Concerns about future participation in this board. References to facism.
Ramped up mockery.
Ignorant jab at your parenting style about which I know absolutely nothing.
Having fucked off to another thread, missed/does not accept the apology but saw this. Declares total enmity and intentions to fuck with quoted poster until boredom sets in.
Quote from: Mangrove on September 26, 2012, 09:31:13 PM
Self indulgent apology post, retracting remark about parenting but still insisting that poster is bad/wrong
Waspish response supporting "I'm going to fuck with you" statement.
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 26, 2012, 09:29:42 PM
Late arrival
post
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 26, 2012, 09:29:42 PM
in thread
dissected
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 26, 2012, 09:29:42 PM
accompanied by
line
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 26, 2012, 09:29:42 PMannouncement of
by
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 26, 2012, 09:29:42 PMlaziness
fucking
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 26, 2012, 09:29:42 PMtoo great to.
line
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 26, 2012, 09:29:42 PMbe bothered
before
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 26, 2012, 09:29:42 PMreading entire
finally
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 26, 2012, 09:29:42 PMthing and
ending in
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 26, 2012, 09:29:42 PM
Late arrival in thread accompanied by announcement of laziness too great to be bothered reading entire thing and demand that someone else summarize thread.
fucking quotefail
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 26, 2012, 09:29:42 PM
Late arrival in thread accompanied by announcement of laziness too great to be bothered reading entire thing and demand that someone else summarize thread.
/quote]
Self indulgent project pimping, having nothing to do with the rest of the thread... ahem, have you seen my reviews? http://blip.tv/rexbologna (http://blip.tv/rexbologna)
Like
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on September 26, 2012, 09:36:26 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on September 26, 2012, 09:31:13 PM
Self indulgent apology post, retracting remark about parenting but still insisting that poster is bad/wrong
Waspish response supporting "I'm going to fuck with you" statement.
Public apology restated accompanied by offer to never post in your threads again.
Privately: increasingly insane PMs, endless ranting about conspiracies.
:mittens:
SHUT UP AND THIS TIME I'M LEAVING FOREVER! I MEAN IT!
I'm sorry I said mean things BUT <insert reinforcement/restating of mean things said>.
Hotel California comment plus snide jab at some other poster who isn't even online right now.
Exhumes contradictory post you made in 2006.
Appeal-to-authority mention of tangentially-related author who may have addressed some vaguely relevant subject once.
WOMPed ROFLBOT picture mocking the OP.
Off topic racist/sexist joke followed by accusations of you lacking a sense of humor.
Metajoke about the predictable nature of discussions about INFLAMMATORY SUBJECT.
FUCK YOU MY MOM DIED OF INFLAMMATORY OBJECTS, er, uh I mean, INFLAMMATORY SUBJECTS.
Rational observation about tangential part of random post on the second page of the thread without quoting the referenced post.
drunk post about how I'm posting drunk.
Aha! You all fell into the trap I set about 4 pages ago.
50 pages!
O HAI GUYS!
Post regarding the use of e-prime being able to clear all this mess up.
Frustrated post about how almost everybody is ignoring all of my well-thought-out and reasonable posts that point out that there's a perfectly good middle ground.
Response repeatedly relayed redundantly reproduced regurgitations regarding recursive replies rendering retroactive recognition regaining real resolution
Series of image bombs mocking whoever I don't like.
Polly wants a cracker!
Seemingly out-of-the-blue escalation of previously suppressed personal hostilities toward other posters.
Unneccessary musings from BH.
Image taunting others for displaying butthurt, while nursing a load of butthurt of my own.
(http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/7616/butthurtg.jpg)
Laughter
Suggestion that thread be split to preserve (largely imaginary) content and move petty bickering and personal attacks.
Lame Internet meme from 2005.
Angry reply that shows I haven't read a single post in the thread
Link to AKK ---> https://twitter.com/A_K_K
No, really.
Quote from: Mangrove on September 27, 2012, 05:01:41 AM
Link to AKK ---> https://twitter.com/A_K_K
No, really.
SQUEEEEEE
Increasingly vitriolic comments toward poster with loudest mouth biggest fanbase most objectionable personality to me personally. This may or may not be Nigel and/or Roger.
Again. Like, third time in this thread alone.
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on September 27, 2012, 05:43:08 AM
Increasingly vitriolic comments toward poster with loudest mouth biggest fanbase most objectionable personality to me personally. This may or may not be Nigel and/or Roger.
Borderline hero-worship defense of Nigel.
A desperate plea for people to ignore the troll, falling on deaf ears.
Derail subject to serve your personal crusade.
Accuse people of slavishly following one board member.
When topic doesn't go the way you want, bail and lurk for 4 weeks.
Everyone stops posting, endlessly presses F5.
Quote from: Signora Paesior on September 27, 2012, 06:51:33 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on September 27, 2012, 05:43:08 AM
Increasingly vitriolic comments toward poster with loudest mouth biggest fanbase most objectionable personality to me personally. This may or may not be Nigel and/or Roger.
Borderline hero-worship defense of Nigel.
Passive-aggressive attack on someone over their friendship(s).
Spending more time posting in throwaway joke threads than in ones with content and that people have taken time to produce.
Well, this has certainly been living up to it's name. :lulz:
And I know how you feel, Cain.
Famous quote attributed to Lincoln. Actually from Hitler.
What I was hoping for: A thread that could be bumped when one of THE topics are restarted.
What I was afraid of: Personal butthurt ruining the joke by page 2.
What actually happened: Said butthurt didn't show up until page 6, reply 86. Funny effectively killed.
But it's long enough to fulfil its basic function.
I didn't expect the butthurt. I did expect it to drag on and on and on pass the point where it was actually funny anymore and was just people posting because it was quick and easy.
Quote from: Cain on September 27, 2012, 03:32:07 PM
I didn't expect the butthurt. I did expect it to drag on and on and on pass the point where it was actually funny anymore and was just people posting because it was quick and easy.
Oddly, I find it more challenging to post in this thread than one of the debate threads, because I have to make up material and try to come up with something that hasn't already been said. :lol:
That said, lengthy rebuttal post which conflates two or more poster's viewpoints and attributes those viewpoints to everyone who disagrees with me.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 27, 2012, 02:53:31 PM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on September 27, 2012, 06:51:33 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on September 27, 2012, 05:43:08 AM
Increasingly vitriolic comments toward poster with loudest mouth biggest fanbase most objectionable personality to me personally. This may or may not be Nigel and/or Roger.
Borderline hero-worship defense of Nigel.
Passive-aggressive attack on someone over their friendship(s).
Yeah, it's OK though, I don't actually HAVE feelings, remember? And of course neither do my
friends sycophants. (I almost forgot, people don't actually like me for me, they just suck up to me because of my outrageous power and influence.)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 27, 2012, 02:53:31 PM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on September 27, 2012, 06:51:33 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on September 27, 2012, 05:43:08 AM
Increasingly vitriolic comments toward poster with loudest mouth biggest fanbase most objectionable personality to me personally. This may or may not be Nigel and/or Roger.
Borderline hero-worship defense of Nigel.
Passive-aggressive attack on someone over their friendship(s).
Misunderstanding of a poster's point that causes a fresh load of butthurt, possibly only lasting until said poster returns to try and clarify their statement.
(FTR, I was stating something I would do, as to be honest the only person whose behaviour I feel comfortable commenting on is my own. If there was a "borderline hero-worship defence of Nigel" (or similar) in one of the recent threads that I've forgotten about, apologies)
Letting the beat....DROP!
AND HE WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN. :cry:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 27, 2012, 03:19:47 PM
What I was hoping for: A thread that could be bumped when one of THE topics are restarted.
What I was afraid of: Personal butthurt ruining the joke by page 2.
What actually happened: Said butthurt didn't show up until page 6, reply 86. Funny effectively killed.
But it's long enough to fulfil its basic function.
I like to think of it as doing for the average discussion board thread what Aristotle did for symbolic logic.
Quote from: Signora Paesior on September 27, 2012, 09:13:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 27, 2012, 02:53:31 PM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on September 27, 2012, 06:51:33 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on September 27, 2012, 05:43:08 AM
Increasingly vitriolic comments toward poster with loudest mouth biggest fanbase most objectionable personality to me personally. This may or may not be Nigel and/or Roger.
Borderline hero-worship defense of Nigel.
Passive-aggressive attack on someone over their friendship(s).
Misunderstanding of a poster's point that causes a fresh load of butthurt, possibly only lasting until said poster returns to try and clarify their statement.
(FTR, I was stating something I would do, as to be honest the only person whose behaviour I feel comfortable commenting on is my own. If there was a "borderline hero-worship defence of Nigel" (or similar) in one of the recent threads that I've forgotten about, apologies)
I totally took it wrong, and behaved reactively... I'm sorry! Totally. Please forgive the derailment.
THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT <person/thing/bacon>
Malevolent use of logic.
Threadjack back to unwanted topic after everybody finally dropped it.
Picture of or relating to thing/person/bacon.
Inopportune and badly timed baby kitty pic.
(http://i.imgur.com/lCvej.jpg)
:dildos:
Declaration that this thread is a toolbox.
Crapflood. Gross pr0n.
Bump months after thread has died; butthurt continues.
Bump of old post reignites years-buried conflict. RAGE!
Nonsensical word vomit.
Smoldering dead horse stank
Passive aggressive swipe at posters I'm annoyed with anchored by partially valid critique.
Old DIE THREAD DIE little girl with pistol meme.
noob inquires about the OP and thus ensues a historical discussion regarding said asshat and his whereabouts on facebook.
3 pages of "lets get him back here" vs. "no, leave it alone".