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I miss my monkey... He's with his daddy until tomorrow.

People will realize that doing things "ironically" is fucking retarded.

No, I think people will start ironically doing things ironically first.

Or ironically doing things unironically.

I will kill a motherfucker.

All three of you are having wishful thinking. That's different.

I predict people will continue to be ''ironic'' and they still won't know what the hell it really means.

Gawd, that video made me uncomftable.

I picked it based on the recording but I have kids too so guess I don't really see it that way.

My personal favorite (and my Monkey's too) is the one by the curly haired chick who plays acoustic guitar, and there's little kids dressed up as the tortoise and the hair. You know that one?

I predict that there shal be much alliteration.

No, I think it was just sleeping.

http://www.mileysavefuzzy.com/demise.html

What do you think of these pics? Sleeping Kitty pose?

Yeah. Dead cats don't look like that after they've been euthanized.

I figured. Before I saw those pics I thought she was fo rael. 

I actually gagged. That takes a lot. 

In 2010 everything will finally turn out just fine.

yeaaah. 

Oooh, I love that song.

No, I think it was just sleeping.

http://www.mileysavefuzzy.com/demise.html

What do you think of these pics? Sleeping Kitty pose?

THAT PERSON HAS MAJOR FUCKING ISSUES!!! 

Someone set us up the bomb!

Limbaugh Recovering In Honolulu Hospital

No one ever said life was going to be fair, Roger...

You could always pay some street walker over on Miracle Mile to go blow that hospital up. I bet they'd do it cheap.

No, all the good bombers are dead.  He'd only burn his nads off and make me look dumb.

HINT:  Those aren't really women, and they're not on Miracle Mile anymore, since the police station opened there.  They are at La Cholla and Roger.

Neeeeever said they were women. And I didn't know they moved. It's been a while since anyone I knew worked over near the area.

Sorry, I haven't been on most of the day. Fix'd, though.

SAME TO YOU, OLD MAN! 

rage-filled thunderbunny.

GANK. ROGER IS NOW AND FOREVER SHALL BE RAGE-FILLED THUNDERBUNNY.

This is true.  People used to have to wear jackets here and everything.

We still wear jackets, but now your nonstop rage and wrath has made us extra vulnerable to the cold, so we have to don jackets when it gets below 70.

My crew told me they did that to keep the shit blizzards from screwing up their clothes.

I seem to miss those, generally.

No, you just think you do.  All of this desert, all of tucson, is covered in the feces of coyotes, rabbits, javelinas, and tweakers.  The sun dries it into powder that is lighter than sand.  Any time the wind blows grit on you, it's mostly poop.

Betcha you could have gone your whole life without knowing that, my little desert flower of despair.

I knew there was a reason I hated this place...