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They have a shit ton of brown tree snakes as well, don't they?

Yes, and the spiders eat those too. 

Uh, I'm not so sure about that, especially given they're about 3-6 feet long.  My understanding was that brown tree snakes ate all the birds which used to hunt spiders, leading to a population explosion, and the only animals which feed on the brown tree snakes are red-bellied black snakes and cane toads.  The former is...not terrible, as far as Australian snakes and invasive species go, but the latter...

The bufo marinus was a bad choice, it's just too prolific.  Other large toads have more specific breeding profiles, though this also restricts their yearly net consumption.  They don't eat much during periods of non-reproduction.

Ty Telarus:  I finally got that to work!

SPECULATION TIME!

A. Kim Jong-Un died unexpectedly in an embarrassing fashion, and his handlers haven't figured out how to present it or to replace him.

B. Kim Jong-Un has become suddenly politically inconvenient to his handlers, and they're keeping him locked up, kinda like the Westboros did with their founder in his last weeks before he died.

C. K-J went skiing with his Swiss friends and broke his femur.  It was close to a growth plate, and the wheelchair, though temporary, is not the kind of accessory he can rock to the press.

hey butts

I've already posted here before, but I suppose I should formally introduce myself.

I'm nonheroick. Job title says Chaos Magician but I'm guessing its somewhere between telling lies and making art.
What I says tends to be short and sweet. I can't tell the difference between sarcasm and seriousness, but that's okay, because even if I could I would (/not) take it all seriously anyways.

Title scene to _ the call-girl of chutlu_ seems promising.

This thread is awesome (no pun intended (I always wanted to say that))!

I didn't "get into" patient records, no.  :muah:

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Great job, each and every one.  Please remember to pick up your W2's on the way out.  Thank you, stay safe.

Just volleyed a fly on the upswing and then smashed it with my sword brush.  Ippon!

...  We want them to be!

Yes, possibly.  So long as it can be justified by existing law.

Oh god.  Scalia's roleplaying a Lawful Evil judge, with no consideration of the nuances of the alignment.  This theory makes way too much sense.

It does. And it's creeping me out.

Technically this makes Obama his DM.  It's his responsibility to get his party into line.  Or at least arrange a really dangerous dungeon legal case for Scalia to work on.

I don't know how much DM experience Obama has... maybe someone should suggest this to him.

Scalia vs. 9th (Re)Version of ConStitution, amen.  fight!